Bride of OverMaster's Crummy Corner of Fanfiction

[OverMaster]

MAD About You.

Inspector Gadget spun the chair around forcefully. "You're arrested at last, Doctor Claw!" he said, handcuffing him while Mad Cat hissed and jumped away. "Let's see what is the true face of the head of... Of..."

The grinning visage of Alfred E. Neuman leered. "What, me worry?"

The Inspector huffed. "I'm sure someone has done this joke already..."

 

[OverMaster]

The 101 Dalmatians who Love You Very, Very, Very, Very, Very Very Much.

The young man smiled at the cameras, rubbing the head of a tail wagging Dalmatian.

"So that's it for today's show!" he said. "Remember, it doesn't matter if you too never got married or met a God of Love who found your soulmate, ha ha! You still can find fulfillment training these noble beings!"

He cheerfully left the set, waving at everyone, and drove back home.

The house was full of happy Dalmatian pups, licking at his feet. He sat under a portrait of Dalmatian dogs playing poker, on his black and white chair, his head drooping.

"I'm so lonely," Aijo Rentarou said.

 

[OverMaster]

Negima 1944.

The boy smiled at them. "Good morning. I'm Negi Springfield from Wales, and I'll be your new homeroom teacher..."

The girls jumped from their seats. "Ally! Gaijin! To him, Kamikazes!" Asuna said, and they all jumped on him activating their bombs.

In the prison in the basement, Evangeline snickered at the booms. "Idiots."

Ku Fei frowned, arms folded. "Serves them right!"

 

[OverMaster]

Boku no Hero Academia 1944.

They surrounded them from all sides.

"Give yourselves up, Yoshinori," Nedzu said. "You're bringing dishonor to your country, allying yourselves with our enemies..."

All Might smiled sadly. "Sorry. But the country already dishonored itself allying with the likes of Hitler. Do what you feel you must. Young Midoriya? Young Bakugo? You've got my most sincere thanks."

Bakugo smirked and clucked his tongue, readying his fists. "Tch, don't pretend it's a big deal. These wimps? We'll mop the floor with them even with Deku being a burden!"

Deku laughed softly. "Ah, Kachan." Then he frowned, glaring at the rest of his friends. "Sorry, everyone."

"Likewise," Todoroki said, then rushed at them.

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1966. Izuku and Katsuki stood looking at the sea.

"Even now, I don't know if that was the most glorious day of our lives or the saddest," Izuku pondered calmly.

"No reason it couldn't be both," Bakugo replied.

 

[OverMaster]

To Love Ru Realistic Style.

Risa giggled, sneaking behind Haruna and fondling the other girl's breasts.

"Oooohhh, so nice!" the pervert said.

Haruna pulled a phone out and called. "Dad! Lawsuit!"

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Risa sat at Juvenile Prison, frowning.

"It's not just me who should be jailed!"

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At his office, the Principal looked at the readership. "Huh? What? We're being realistic! So I hide my harassment here!"

 

[OverMaster]

Scooby Black.

They surrounded the bound devil. "Now let's see who the devil is the devil!" Fred said.

"Who could it be, it's the devil!" Kitami said. "What do you think you're doing?!"

Ignoring her, Fred pulled the devil's face off.

Everyone but Fred and Velma gasped.

"The principal!" Hiroko said.

"Zoinks!" Shaggy hiccuped.

"What, what, what!" Kitami said. "But twelve years ago...!"

Velma spoke calmly. "Twelve years ago he was the administrator of the academy, and he installed secret cameras everywhere. That's how he saw everything the Rose Cross were doing, and exploited it in disguise."

"But...!" Saeki said.

"Smoke and mirrors and holograms and hallucinating gas," Daphne said.

"That explains this how!?" Kitami poked a finger on her mound.

"The penis? He injected you with hormones while you hallucinated," Velma told her.

Shaggy did a wild outtake. "She has a...!?"

"How did you know she has one?" Daphne raised one eyebrow.

Velma rubbed the back of her own neck.

"That's not important now!" Fred said. "We don't know the motive yet, is there a treasure somewhere in the school? Will you sell it but need scaring everyone away first? Why has it taken you so long?"

"It's not that, I like raping, that's all!" the principal said.

"Oh," Fred lost his color.

"And I'd have gotten away with it if not for you meddling kids and your dog!" the principal said.

"Rooby Rooby Roo!" Scooby laughed.

Everyone was glaring at him then.

"Rhat?"

"He violated us!" Hiroko and Kitami said.

"And she violated us!" Saeki and Kurumi said pointing at Kitami.

Kitami huffed.

"Yah, Scooby, like what the heck, man!" Shaggy yelled.

"Rhaggy, I'm only a dog," Scooby said.