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Bride of OverMaster's Crummy Corner of Fanfiction

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Masters of the Universe, Green Lantern, Dragon Ball Evolution, Shazam Fury of the Gods New
Running Gag, Part 4.

Skeletor rose from the pit.

"I will be back..." he said.

----

Sinestro put on the yellow ring, and his uniform shifted.

He smirked to himself and flew away.

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The figure on the bed turned around so the woman could put the wet rag on his forehead.

It was Piccolo!

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"So, what are we doing now?" Sivana questioned.

"You'll meet some allies. Our Monster Society of Evil!" Mr. Mind crowed.

---

They sat around a table with Skeletor, Sinestro and Piccolo, saying nothing at all.

"Nobody's going to call," Sivana eventually broke the awkward silence.

"They will!" Mr. Mind hissed.

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Skeletor, Sinestro, Piccolo, Mr. Mind and Sivana will not return in Avengers Doomsday.

But 2003 Bullseye will! Probably.
 
Helltaker New
The Original Temptation.

"So, um, how did you trick them?" the Helltaker said. "Did you actually turn into a serpent or..."

Lucifer pulled a really old, beaten up sock puppet of a toon green snake out of her pocket, putting it on her left hand.

"Wow," the Helltaker said. "They were really dumb, weren't they?"

"You could say that..." she told him.
 
Wacky Races New
Why Does Dick Dastardly Stop to Cheat?

"Look, I'm just saying..." A man was telling his friend as they left, "He would win all races if he just drove! He needs to be ahead of everyone to set traps..."

"Why do you overthink this, he's just a wacko! You won your bet so why so upset?" his friend said.

They went past Pat Pending, who smiled to himself as the public left.

Once the Wacky Racers were alone, Pat took a remote control from a pocket. He pressed a button on it and the other Racers collapsed to the ground.

Whistling happily, Pending went to the office of the sponsors, split the income of the competition, then went home.

So that is your answer, dear friends. He was programmed to.
 
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