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Bride of OverMaster's Crummy Corner of Fanfiction

Mahou Sensei Negima! New
Orwellian.

There was a ring at the front door.

A weary looking Nodoka opened it.

Negi stood there, smiling. "Hello. Sorry to intrude, but we heard some commotion, so I thought it'd be wise to --"

Yue was ranting as she stomped back and forth behind Nodoka, foaming off the mouth, sounding very un-Yuelike.

"Those Philistines illiterate trash scum of the world wouldn't be worthy licking his shoes stupid blind greedy pieces of vile--!"

"She just watched the trailer of that Animal Farm animated movie," Nodoka said very patiently.

"Ohhhhh," Negi said.
 
Mortal Kombat New
Johnny Cage's Usual Morning.

Johnny Cage woke up at midday, in his old dilapidated mansion at La Jolla, with a hangover and a black eye.

He went to the kitchen and absently put the bread in the toaster.

The bread jumped out well done. Dan Forden popped up at a corner of the kitchen shouting "Toastyyyyy!" in falsetto.

Without looking at him, Johnny punched his head off and sat down to eat.
 

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