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Bride of OverMaster's Crummy Corner of Fanfiction

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Looney Tunes
A 21th Century Froggy Evening.

The frog began singing and dancing around.

"Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gal
Send me a kiss by wire
Baby, my heart's on fire

If you refuse me
Honey, you'll lose me
Then you'll be left alone, oh, baby
Telephone and tell me I'm your own!"

The boy who had just found him looked at him stupidly, then walked away, looking at his phone.

"Bah, AI slop," he said.

Michigan J. Frog stood there dumbfounded.

"This is a godless era!" he protested.
 
He-Man And The Masters of the Universe New
Trap-Jaw's Feelings.

He-Man kept on walloping Trap-Jaw across the room while lecturing him.

"Don't you get tired of being Skeletor's pawn, Trap-Jaw?" the hero said. "Since I was a child, I meant, since Prince Adam was a child, you've been serving Old Skullhead faithfully! And all for what? You don't mean anything to him!"

"What!? No! I'm a... I'm a valued soldier, fool!"

"Wrong!! He's always calling you fools, dolts and imbeciles! Skeletor will never care about anyone but himself!"

"Shut up, shut up, shut up!"

----

He sat dejectedly nursing his bruises while Beast-Man looked on sympathetically.

"Ah yeah, it always hurts when he says that. Do you want the rest of the day off? I'll tell Evi-Lynn to let me do your--"

"Nah nah, I'm fine. Burning some villages will make me feel good!"

---

He stood at the middle of the burning village.

Slowly, he smiled to himself, as best as he could while having a beartrap for a jaw.

---

He returned home, sat on his bed, and slowly lost the smile.

"You don't mean anything to him!"

He began to weep quietly to himself.

----

He-Man smiles at the audience.

"The moral of today's episode, kids, it's that even evil people have feelings! And loved ones! Everyone could get their feelings hurt by things you say without thinking of them!"

"Then again, when they burn innocent villages they've got that coming, so screw them!"

"Til next time!"

He-Man leaps onto his motorbike zooming away.
 
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Fate Grand Order, The Lion King New
50 Shades of Gray.

"--- that is how I was left with all of these, now I must sell them to get rid of them. Do you want one or not?"

Gray held one of the pairs of shades before his face.

Blackbeard looked up at the title. "That's misleading advertising!" he growled.

------

Law of the Jung-- Savannah.

The lionesses approached Scar.

"Your rule has ruined the Pride Lands," Sarabi said.

"Why is a draught my fault, I'm just a lion! It's not like I'm the president of the United States, how could climate change be my responsibility!" he said.

"You let the hyenas hunt too much..." Nala said.

Scar looked emptily at her.

Nala hissed. "I know that sounds like it's got nothing to do with it but still, nature doesn't want you to rule!"

Scar smiled. "What is nature going to do about it?"

An elephant stomped in. Grabbing Scar with the trunk, he slammed him around on the dirt, tossed him away, then blew with his trunk victorious.

The Elephant King.

Simba came by while the savannah greened.

"Oh, so I wasn't needed, that's great!" he said. "Hakuna Mata!"
 
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Sleeping Beauty New
Humans; The Real Monsters.

"So, on her sixteenth birthday, Princess Aurora shall prick a finger with a spinning reel and perish!" Maleficent said.

Everyone in the room gasped.

That is but King Stephan, who calmly went to the Princess before swinging his sword on her.

Everyone gasped again.

"How did you like that, how's your spell working with that?" he told Maleficent.

"But, but, but your own heiress!" Maleficent said.

"Pffffftt! A female heir is worthless! Why would we have that, so she marries the heir of someone else and our kingdom becomes theirs?"

"Heyyyy!" King Hubert said.

Stephan smiled at his wife. "Besides, we always could sire a new heir, wouldn't we?"

The Queen frowned. "Not anymore, no!"

There was a snap of the King's fingers. The knight standing behind the Queen brought his sword down on her head.

Everyone gasped again.

Stephan smiled at one of the courtesans. "Besides, we always could sire a new heir, wouldn't we?"

The woman cooed. "Oh, Sir...!"

"..." the good fairies and the evil fairy said.

----

The four of them sat on the front steps of the castle, wide eyed and mute.

Maleficent whimpered eventually. "Am I getting too old for this?"

"I think I need a cigarette," Fauna said, nervously.
 
Keroro Gunso New
The Birds.

Early that morning, Natsumi saw the stupid frog squatting at the front yard, patting the dirt.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I've just planted birdseed," Keroro said. "I'll water them and take great care of them! Then, once the birds sprout strong and lively, we'll train them into our unstoppable army to conquer Pokopen!"

One hour later, Fuyuki found him right there, buried upside down with the lower half of his body sticking out and kicking around.
 
The Simpsons, Doom New
Steamed Hams: Repercussions of Evil.

Seymour Skinner waited. The Northern lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There was Super Nintendo Chalmers coming. He didn't see him, but had expected him now for hours.

His warnings to Mother were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

Seymour was a school principal for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the school acts and he said to dad "I want to be on the school acts mommy."

Mother said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"

There was a time when he believed her. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the Elementary School of the Springfield USA he knew there were demons.

"This is Chalmers" the phone crackered. "I'm making it despite your directions!"

So Seymour gotted his oven and blew up the hams.

"HE GOING TO KILL ME" said the Seymour. "But what if I were to buy Krusty Burgers" said the Principal and he chuckled to himself. He lifted his leg and tried to go out the window. But then the Chalmers entered and he was trapped and not able to buy.

"No! I must prepare the unforgettable luncheon!" he shouted. The Super Nintendo said "No, SEYMOURRRRRR! You are the losers"

And then Seymour was a Armin Tamzarian.
 
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