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The orange makes sense.
The Dangerous beast outfit is very popular even outside FGO

I should probably try to salvage Alaya in another ending.
Good luck with that, she just keeps shooting herself in the feet

You want to know something for canon Konosuba aqua is actually was good at her job in the divine realm to get people to isekai to the konsuba world that when she became kazuma item and was brought to the mortal realm. The replacement couldn't get a single person to isekai so Kazuma is the last isekai hero for that world.
I know, and that's soo Aqua, she became very competent when you don't expect her to be competent
 
The Dangerous beast outfit is very popular even outside FGO


Good luck with that, she just keeps shooting herself in the feet


I know, and that's soo Aqua, she became very competent when you don't expect her to be competent

For good reason, right along the Halloween outfit Nightengale wore.

That's why I said the next one...too far a hole to make her look good now.

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Cu-nosuba Chapter 35a25: Arguments, Opportunities, and Mishaps. New
Emiya has done many distasteful things as a Counter Guardian.

He has done many stupid things as well.

Most the result from dealing with the unconsciousness of Humanity, but he has accepted that a long time ago. He may not be happy with much of it, but he has begrudgingly come to terms with it.

"Comrade!" Darnic says cheerfully.

'I refuse to accept this!'

But the chain looping around his neck stops him from killing the Nazi.

"I'll save you as soon as I-"

"How the Hell did you become a Counter Guardian?!" Aqua shouts, making Darnic stop and look at her, now pulling out a second luger.

"You…!"

'…Honestly, Nazi or not, I can't even blame him for going for revenge…Though how the Hell did he become a Counter Guardian!?' Emiya thinks as the chain tightens.

===

"Why the Hell did you make him a Counter Guardian?!" Kazuma asks the pulsating rip, ignoring the low moans and questionable sounds coming from it.

"Only one third of that is my- Hng~…fault…maybe half…reasoning is hard for me right now…" Alaya says in a sweet, if weaker voice.

"How do you figure that? I doubt Eris said this was a good idea!"

"That coward- not there~!...like the rest of Heaven and other conceptual beings…have a very l—oooo~…low…standard…for recruiting help…just look at yourself for proof, you slow killer of the Demon King~. Not like I need to mention the other guys Aqua sent over…" Alaya says with a dozen voice breaks.

"Don't insult me! I sent over lots of heroes! But more importantly…can you help me?" Aqua says as Darnic approaches.

"How can you say anything about a low standard? And don't call Eris a coward!"

"Maybe I wouldn't if she didn't have two angels holding her up in the air away from Fergus!" Alaya shouts before a fleshy smack sounds out, making her whimper before feebly continuing.

"I'm not going anywhere near him!" Eris shouts from further away.

"As for the other two reasons…It's hard to think clearly with Fergus here…and the Nazi made some good points…"

"What possible points could he had made?" Rin asks.

"Unlike the last 5 I sent, he can follow orders~."

"Him following orders is his worst trait!" Kazuma shouts.

"Die you blue horror!" Darnic shouts while shooting at a crying Aqua.

"Not sure he even has that now…Is this what humans call lying at the interview?" Alaya says while biting back a moan.

"If anyone is going to kill her it is me!" Shirou the priest says, throwing a black key at Darnic. He readies another blade but stops when Darnic raises his hands in mock surrender.

"…I am more than willing to oblige your attempt on my life. But surely you share my ill will at this blue woman?"

"What are you suggesting?"

"A short truce until we kill her. We both have cause enough for earlier, so why not remove her together? Then we can continue our prior fight without interruption from the divinely dull."

"…I hate you, but you make a good point." Shirou says, prompting Darnic to smile and Aqua to cry before running away. The temporary allies give chase, on their way to kill a God.

"Told you, he makes good points…and compared to you and Emiya, he has more of a skill set at the start, being both a skilled mage and disciplined military officer…Oh thank Heaven he's finally slowing down!" Alaya says with a smile.

"Dealing with Vlad and the one Emiya must have tired me out more than I thought…" Fergus says.

"Create Water." Kazuma says, filling a large water bottle.

"W-what are you…" Alaya whimpers out, a fear making her voice crack further.

"Here you go Fergus. It's full of mana so you should be able to keep going with this."

"WHAT?!"

"Thanks lad!"

"No no no no I'm already scatter brained on a good day, if you give him that I'll completely-" Alaya groans at seeing the bottle handed to Fergus, who drinks it one long swallow, completely revitalized, and howling with salacious intent as Alaya crumbles from the renewed pacing.

Rin looks on neutrally with red cheeks along with Jeanne.

Darkness is smiling.

Megumin is judging.

Shakespeare takes notes; Avicebron judges Shakespeare and his note taking.

Servant Kazuma fills another water bottle and tosses it into the rift, eliciting another squeal of blissful sounding horror.

'…Since one of these Kazuma's is a servant, does that mean he could…But how can I be-' Rin thinks while suppressing a grin.

"Since you are a Servant, does that mean you can give yourself water and infinitely replenish your stamina?" Jeanne asks, shocking Rin.

"Huh…I don't know actually. Probably? I'll have to try that out sometime." Kazuma the Servant says.

'Yes!' Rin and Jeanne think at the same time.

'…At least you're not calling it a sign…hopefully it works on Sieg too.' Leticia thinks, making Jeanne glance away.

"…Can you give me my damn trench coat back?" Ritsuka asks, still covering herself with her arms.

"But you look amazing!" Medea says.

"Indeed you do Senpai~." Mash says with a grin.

'I'll have vengeance for this Mash…'

'We both know you won't stop at dressing me up. Don't use this as a pretense.'
Mash thinks back as Kazuma hands the trench coat back while looking to the ceiling and Ritsuka quickly dresses herself, frowning as Medea takes more pictures.



===

Scathach lobs a rune on the chain, symbols appearing on the chain around Emiya's neck before it grows slack.

"…Figures there is another mongrel with a method of counteracting my chains. I'll just have to deal with you f-"

"ARRRTHUR!" Lancelot shouts, making Gilgamesh grimace, before relaxing when he sees him attacking Mordred.

Then he startles.

"You mad dog, she is mine!" Gilgamesh shouts as Lancelot sends Mordred into a wall. He looks over at Gilgamesh and slowly raises a hand, beckoning Gilgamesh to come closer. Gilgamesh grits his teeth, before having to deflect a thrown blade and spear at him.

Artoria lands with a slashing cut aimed for Lancelot's head, narrowly missing the enraged knight.

"If anyone is going to kill my son, it will be me!"

"Father!"

"You...have no say…anymore…Arthuuuur!" Lancelot says with a neck crack as he slams his blade towards Artoria, making a crater appear. A quickly summoned beast lunges for Artoria, only to be stabbed and tossed aside from Mordred.

'I absolutely hate this bizarre loyalty of hers…' Semiramis thinks before being grabbed by the neck and hefted up by Gilgamesh.

"Poisoner, we're you just trying to kill Artoria?"

"She cut off my arm!" Semiramis gargles out, prompting Shirou to look at her arms while Gilgamesh languidly raises a free hand to fire a barrage at Scathach to keep her away.

"It got better…"

"I am the bone of my sword…" The other Emiya begins, and Artoria hears this while deflecting another mad slash from Lancelot. She pulls back at the last second of another attack, making Lancelot temporarily off balanced.

"Now!" Artoria shouts and Mordred helps her toss Lancelot towards Gilgamesh.

"Unlimited Blade Works!" Emiya says, encasing the 6 of them of them in his reality marble.

"Fool…Even your Reality Marble cannot completely nullify the effects of my Noble Phantasm…! Your fame is effectively gone here!"

"I never had any fame to begin with!" Emiya answers back, making Gilgamesh laugh hard enough to drop Semiramis.

"And this isn't the first time I bested a Caster in their domain!"

"I am not a-!"

"…I have doubts your Noble Phantasm can truly turn the tide." Scathach says.

"Thankfully we have a new ally…~." Emiya says with a smirk, making Scathach raise an eyebrow as Emiya continues.

"Hey Lancelot!" Emiya shouts, making the deranged knight look his way.

"That squire is carrying your king's sheath." He says pointing at his younger self.

"What?" The younger Emiya asks as Lancelot looks at him before howling.

"Oh no…" Shirou and Gilgamesh say the same time as Lancelot charges them.

"…Not valorous, but I can appreciate quick thinking. You earned a story."

"How kind of you." Emiya says, getting another chuckle from Scathach.

Cu feels another pit in his stomach, slowing him enough to be grabbed and thrown by Atalanta.

'What is this terrible feeling…?' Cu wonders before shaking his head and resuming the fight.



====



Aqua turns around a corner, Shirou and Darnic quickly going around before stopping in their tracks.

Aqua is hiding behind Darkness.

"We need to be care-" Shirou starts but stops when Darnic raises his gun and shoots Darkness.

Shirou looks at Darnic flatly before coughing into his hand.

"Relax, I have it set to stun. Alaya made these for me so I wouldn't kill innocent people. She might be in pain but she'll li-"

"Oh yes~."

"What?" Darnic asks while looking at Darkness approach, smiling and panting. Darnic and Shirou step back.

"Please…empty everything from your gun into me…~"

'Oh Lord, the pervert even scares a Nazi…'

'Oh God…she must be a servant like Spartacus!'


"You distract her and I'll kill the blue thing." Darnic says.

"No, she's already disturbed me for one life time…you distract her." Shirou says.

"To be so quickly rejected for even violence…so…intoxicating~." Darkness says with a bit of drool.

Shirou and Darnic shake their fists three times.

Both pick paper.

Darkness groans before breaking into a run.

They in turn run away.



===



Chiron and Achilles continue running until they near an edge.

"Maybe we should try restraining her?"

"I'm sure that's what she wants…" Chiron says with a groan as Fiore approaches with a slight roll of her hips, a smile and closed eyes.

"I'm sure we can reason with her Teacher, you're over reac-" Achilles stops when he sees Chiron jump off the Gardens.

"Oh Gods…" Achilles mutters in shock before jumping off himself and calling his chariot, pulling his teacher into the standing area, catching him before he hits the ground. As they fly close to the ground, both men pale.

The sound of love surrounds them.

Closed eyes look up at them, some reaching for them.

"It's just like those nightmare visions…No where is safe…" Chiron mutters with vacant eyes.



===



"…I know you have a grudge, but can this be settled after we are safely on solid ground?" Mordred asks as they approach Kazuma and the others.

"No. It is quite possible between Lancelot, Gilgamesh, and this Garden falling that we may not get to solid ground…and he has avoided death for too long."

"You can summon any Servant right? And they wind up far away right?" Kazuma asks, shivering under the smiling blonde's approach.

"Yes, they wind up in Chadela, but not any Servant. Some, like Gods or certain recluses need a proper time to summon." Ritsuka says.

"What about Kings of England?"

"I got like 7 of her."

"Then get an 8th​!"

"I don't want another! Can't you just talk out whatever issue you have with Artoria?" Ritsuka asks.

Kazuma responds by raising a hand towards Ritsuka.

"…You wouldn't…!"

"If I'm going to die because of your waifu addiction, I'm taking your dignity with me!"

"Too late for that." Mash mutters before blocking Artoria's path along with Jeanne.

"Wait…that shield!" Artoria mutters.

"How are you here G-"

A shattering sound stops them all a moment. Behind them Emiya's Marble broke, and shows him face first on the ground, Semiramis also on the ground trying to stop Scathach from stabbing her, and Gilgamesh also knocked out.

Lancelot is holding Shirou by the neck as he is pulling something out of his chest, eliciting a scream.

Ritsuka pales and does a quick summon and is gladdened at seeing multiple gold signatures.

Atalanta vanishes a moment later.

"Big sis?" Jack asks, jus as confused as Cu.

Soon Emiya and Scathach vanish, puzzling and relieving Semiramis.

"Not good…we'll have to make an emergency call for-" Mash is cut off as she too vanishes…as well as Jeanne.

Lancelot finishes pulling out the scabbard from Shirou's chest, leaving the exhausted young man on the ground, unable to move.

"Oh no…Wait, why was it in him of all people!?" Artoria shouts with white cheeks.

"Why was what in him…?" Kazuma asks, already sure he'll hate the answer as Lancelot ties the sheathe to his waist.

"My sheathe…it's magical with healing properties…"

"How much healing are we talking about?" Rin asks.

"…He's effectively immortal now." Artoria says with a warble as Lancelot turns their way.

"Make another summon!" Rin shouts.

"I can't, there's a 5 minute cool down!" Ritsuka says.

"What kind of gacha system has a cool down for summoning?!" Kazuma shouts.



===

Jeanne finds herself in a plain looking room with a very confused looking Mash and Atalanta. Scathach stands with crossed arms and a grimace. Emiya is barely standing.

Jeanne leaves the room and goes into a nearby empty looking room.

"…Don't usually see you summoned Mash. Want to help me with the introduce-" A fat blonde man begins to say.

"We need to get back to Senpai now! They are in the middle of a Singularity!"

"Ok, we'll fire up the system. Do you want to take anyone else other than Scathach along with-"

A scream of sheer fury startles the room into silence. Soon a low maniacal laughter starts.
 
Emiya has done many distasteful things as a Counter Guardian.

He has done many stupid things as well.

Most the result from dealing with the unconsciousness of Humanity, but he has accepted that a long time ago. He may not be happy with much of it, but he has begrudgingly come to terms with it.

"Comrade!" Darnic says cheerfully.

'I refuse to accept this!'
Honestly, that is a valid crashout

But the chain looping around his neck stops him from killing the Nazi.
Captain Blazkowicz would be dissapointed by this

"How the Hell did you become a Counter Guardian?!" Aqua shouts, making Darnic stop and look at her, now pulling out a second luger.

"You…!"

'…Honestly, Nazi or not, I can't even blame him for going for revenge…Though how the Hell did he become a Counter Guardian!?' Emiya thinks as the chain tightens.
Because Alaya sucks?

"Why the Hell did you make him a Counter Guardian?!" Kazuma asks the pulsating rip, ignoring the low moans and questionable sounds coming from it.

"Only one third of that is my- Hng~…fault…maybe half…reasoning is hard for me right now…" Alaya says in a sweet, if weaker voice.
I'm starting to agree with Fergus, she shouldn't be allowed to make her own choices

"How do you figure that? I doubt Eris said this was a good idea!"
Exactly!

"That coward- not there~!...like the rest of Heaven and other conceptual beings…have a very l—oooo~…low…standard…for recruiting help…just look at yourself for proof, you slow killer of the Demon King~. Not like I need to mention the other guys Aqua sent over…" Alaya says with a dozen voice breaks.

"Don't insult me! I sent over lots of heroes! But more importantly…can you help me?" Aqua says as Darnic approaches.
Recruiting Neets is a thing but fucking Nazis?! At least Aqua's actually wanted to help due to the good of their hearths(alongside living their fantasies), even Kazuma has a better morality than Darnic, wait, no, comparing the two of them is insulting to Kazuma, again, because he is a fucking Nazi!!
The fact that he wasn't just rejected by being a Nazi is wrong on so many levels

"How can you say anything about a low standard? And don't call Eris a coward!"

"Maybe I wouldn't if she didn't have two angels holding her up in the air away from Fergus!" Alaya shouts before a fleshy smack sounds out, making her whimper before feebly continuing.

"I'm not going anywhere near him!" Eris shouts from further away.
Being honest, that's just being a smart person, godess, you got it

"As for the other two reasons…It's hard to think clearly with Fergus here…and the Nazi made some good points…"

"What possible points could he had made?" Rin asks.
This better be good

"Unlike the last 5 I sent, he can follow orders~."
That's all? THAT'S ALL!? EMIYA WAS FOLLOWING YOUR ORDERS SINCE THE START YOU-Wait, 5? MHX,EMIYA, Sasaki, Shirou.... Who is the fifth? Kazuma counts? I think he counts

"Him following orders is his worst trait!" Kazuma shouts.
Part of the course with being a Nazi, I may be repeating myself but he is a fucking Nazi

"Die you blue horror!" Darnic shouts while shooting at a crying Aqua.

"Not sure he even has that now…Is this what humans call lying at the interview?" Alaya says while biting back a moan.
The fact that you believed him in the first place is what surprises me, he is part of the dogma that mastered propaganda to follow what they wanted the public to believe, they are the masters of making people, their people, that what they are doing is a mandate from heavens

"If anyone is going to kill her it is me!" Shirou the priest says, throwing a black key at Darnic. He readies another blade but stops when Darnic raises his hands in mock surrender.

"…I am more than willing to oblige your attempt on my life. But surely you share my ill will at this blue woman?"

"What are you suggesting?"

"A short truce until we kill her. We both have cause enough for earlier, so why not remove her together? Then we can continue our prior fight without interruption from the divinely dull."

"…I hate you, but you make a good point." Shirou says, prompting Darnic to smile and Aqua to cry before running away. The temporary allies give chase, on their way to kill a God.
Wait, what? You were chasing him since WW2 and it only needed a blue woman to destroy your church and steal your kill to ally him instead of taking the chance to actually complete your vengeance? Is everyone in this grail war retarded

"Told you, he makes good points…and compared to you and Emiya, he has more of a skill set at the start, being both a skilled mage and disciplined military officer…Oh thank Heaven he's finally slowing down!" Alaya says with a smile.
...I know what Kazuma is thinking, and I aprove

"Dealing with Vlad and the one Emiya must have tired me out more than I thought…" Fergus says.
The fact that he says it so calmly

"Create Water." Kazuma says, filling a large water bottle.

"W-what are you…" Alaya whimpers out, a fear making her voice crack further.

"Here you go Fergus. It's full of mana so you should be able to keep going with this."

"WHAT?!"
Hahahahaha get fucked! Literally

"No no no no I'm already scatter brained on a good day, if you give him that I'll completely-" Alaya groans at seeing the bottle handed to Fergus, who drinks it one long swallow, completely revitalized, and howling with salacious intent as Alaya crumbles from the renewed pacing.
Mindbreaking the unconcious will of humanity, this should be added to his legend lol

Rin looks on neutrally with red cheeks along with Jeanne.

Darkness is smiling.

Megumin is judging.
I know what all of them have in their minds huhuhu

Shakespeare takes notes; Avicebron judges Shakespeare and his note taking.
I'm feeling peak

Servant Kazuma fills another water bottle and tosses it into the rift, eliciting another squeal of blissful sounding horror.

'…Since one of these Kazuma's is a servant, does that mean he could…But how can I be-' Rin thinks while suppressing a grin.

"Since you are a Servant, does that mean you can give yourself water and infinitely replenish your stamina?" Jeanne asks, shocking Rin.
Not sure if it would work that way, Medea makes sense because she literally breaks the rules but to make something a servant takes their masters energy, it may work to stack some extra energy from before an emergency happens but not on the fly

"Huh…I don't know actually. Probably? I'll have to try that out sometime." Kazuma the Servant says.

'Yes!' Rin and Jeanne think at the same time.
Ladies, wait for your turn

'…At least you're not calling it a sign…hopefully it works on Sieg too.' Leticia thinks, making Jeanne glance away.
Pshhh, how do I tell you?

"…Can you give me my damn trench coat back?" Ritsuka asks, still covering herself with her arms.

"But you look amazing!" Medea says.

"Indeed you do Senpai~." Mash says with a grin.
This is a sight to behold~

'I'll have vengeance for this Mash…'

'We both know you won't stop at dressing me up. Don't use this as a pretense.'
Mash thinks back as Kazuma hands the trench coat back while looking to the ceiling and Ritsuka quickly dresses herself, frowning as Medea takes more pictures.
She is a woman of culture after all

Scathach lobs a rune on the chain, symbols appearing on the chain around Emiya's neck before it grows slack.

"…Figures there is another mongrel with a method of counteracting my chains. I'll just have to deal with you f-"
It's Scathatch, she can do a lot of things with her runes, including making a Merlin, don't ask questions

"ARRRTHUR!" Lancelot shouts, making Gilgamesh grimace, before relaxing when he sees him attacking Mordred.

Then he startles.

"You mad dog, she is mine!" Gilgamesh shouts as Lancelot sends Mordred into a wall. He looks over at Gilgamesh and slowly raises a hand, beckoning Gilgamesh to come closer. Gilgamesh grits his teeth, before having to deflect a thrown blade and spear at him.
Ok, I understand wanting an Oyakodon but this is excessive, also would be better with the Lancer or Ruler Artoria just for the different body types

"If anyone is going to kill my son, it will be me!"

"Father!"
This is touching... Why is this touching!?

"You...have no say…anymore…Arthuuuur!" Lancelot says with a neck crack as he slams his blade towards Artoria, making a crater appear. A quickly summoned beast lunges for Artoria, only to be stabbed and tossed aside from Mordred.
Huh, they really work well together

'I absolutely hate this bizarre loyalty of hers…' Semiramis thinks before being grabbed by the neck and hefted up by Gilgamesh.
Get over it is part of the pacjage

"Poisoner, we're you just trying to kill Artoria?"

"She cut off my arm!" Semiramis gargles out, prompting Shirou to look at her arms while Gilgamesh languidly raises a free hand to fire a barrage at Scathach to keep her away.

"It got better…"
I understood the reference

"I am the bone of my sword…" The other Emiya begins, and Artoria hears this while deflecting another mad slash from Lancelot. She pulls back at the last second of another attack, making Lancelot temporarily off balanced.

"Now!" Artoria shouts and Mordred helps her toss Lancelot towards Gilgamesh.

"Unlimited Blade Works!" Emiya says, encasing the 6 of them of them in his reality marble.
And here it comes!

"Fool…Even your Reality Marble cannot completely nullify the effects of my Noble Phantasm…! Your fame is effectively gone here!"

"I never had any fame to begin with!" Emiya answers back, making Gilgamesh laugh hard enough to drop Semiramis.
Yeah, this is just a net positive

"And this isn't the first time I bested a Caster in their domain!"

"I am not a-!"
Just roll with it!

"…I have doubts your Noble Phantasm can truly turn the tide." Scathach says.
You would be surprised about what is inside there

"Thankfully we have a new ally…~." Emiya says with a smirk, making Scathach raise an eyebrow as Emiya continues.

"Hey Lancelot!" Emiya shouts, making the deranged knight look his way.

"That squire is carrying your king's sheath." He says pointing at his younger self.

"What?" The younger Emiya asks as Lancelot looks at him before howling.
Oh, I see where he is going

"Oh no…" Shirou and Gilgamesh say the same time as Lancelot charges them.
Oh yes

"…Not valorous, but I can appreciate quick thinking. You earned a story."

"How kind of you." Emiya says, getting another chuckle from Scathach.
This is gonna be great

Cu feels another pit in his stomach, slowing him enough to be grabbed and thrown by Atalanta.

'What is this terrible feeling…?' Cu wonders before shaking his head and resuming the fight.
The feeling of childhood stories being revealed

Aqua is hiding behind Darkness.

"We need to be care-" Shirou starts but stops when Darnic raises his gun and shoots Darkness.

Shirou looks at Darnic flatly before coughing into his hand.
Are you even surprised?

"Relax, I have it set to stun. Alaya made these for me so I wouldn't kill innocent people. She might be in pain but she'll li-"
Oh thank god, she isn't completely brainless

"Oh yes~."

"What?" Darnic asks while looking at Darkness approach, smiling and panting. Darnic and Shirou step back.
Yeah, she is kinky like that

"Please…empty everything from your gun into me…~"

'Oh Lord, the pervert even scares a Nazi…'

'Oh God…she must be a servant like Spartacus!'
I mean, both of them are kinda right, though Darkness isn't a servant but she is more similar to Spartacus than you would believe

"You distract her and I'll kill the blue thing." Darnic says.

"No, she's already disturbed me for one life time…you distract her." Shirou says.

"To be so quickly rejected for even violence…so…intoxicating~." Darkness says with a bit of drool.
Typical Darkness

Shirou and Darnic shake their fists three times.

Both pick paper.
Hah, classic

Darkness groans before breaking into a run.

They in turn run away.
The chase will just make it worse


"Maybe we should try restraining her?"

"I'm sure that's what she wants…" Chiron says with a groan as Fiore approaches with a slight roll of her hips, a smile and closed eyes.
He has a point

"I'm sure we can reason with her Teacher, you're over reac-" Achilles stops when he sees Chiron jump off the Gardens.
Surprised it took this long

"Oh Gods…" Achilles mutters in shock before jumping off himself and calling his chariot, pulling his teacher into the standing area, catching him before he hits the ground. As they fly close to the ground, both men pale.

The sound of love surrounds them.

Closed eyes look up at them, some reaching for them.

"It's just like those nightmare visions…No where is safe…" Chiron mutters with vacant eyes.
Just how traumatized is he?

"…I know you have a grudge, but can this be settled after we are safely on solid ground?" Mordred asks as they approach Kazuma and the others.

"No. It is quite possible between Lancelot, Gilgamesh, and this Garden falling that we may not get to solid ground…and he has avoided death for too long."
Girl, you have bigger problems than Kazuma

"You can summon any Servant right? And they wind up far away right?" Kazuma asks, shivering under the smiling blonde's approach.
That's not exactly how it works

"Yes, they wind up in Chadela, but not any Servant. Some, like Gods or certain recluses need a proper time to summon." Ritsuka says.

"What about Kings of England?"

"I got like 7 of her."

"Then get an 8th​!"
*Looks at Lord Logress the ultimate King Arthur* Not sure how much would help at this point, also a lot of people hate her

"I don't want another! Can't you just talk out whatever issue you have with Artoria?" Ritsuka asks.
Have you tried reasoning with her?

Kazuma responds by raising a hand towards Ritsuka.

"…You wouldn't…!"

"If I'm going to die because of your waifu addiction, I'm taking your dignity with me!"

"Too late for that." Mash mutters before blocking Artoria's path along with Jeanne.
She lost it at summer, with her sanity at halloween

"Wait…that shield!" Artoria mutters.

"How are you here G-"
Long story short, have to help save human history by merging with a sickly girl

A shattering sound stops them all a moment. Behind them Emiya's Marble broke, and shows him face first on the ground, Semiramis also on the ground trying to stop Scathach from stabbing her, and Gilgamesh also knocked out.

Lancelot is holding Shirou by the neck as he is pulling something out of his chest, eliciting a scream.
Well shit

Ritsuka pales and does a quick summon and is gladdened at seeing multiple gold signatures.
Oh thank god

Atalanta vanishes a moment later.

"Big sis?" Jack asks, jus as confused as Cu.
What the hell?

Soon Emiya and Scathach vanish, puzzling and relieving Semiramis.
No seriously, what the hell?

"Not good…we'll have to make an emergency call for-" Mash is cut off as she too vanishes…as well as Jeanne.
That doesn't even makes sense, Mash isn't even a summonable servant, she is the one responsible to make the summon work

Lancelot finishes pulling out the scabbard from Shirou's chest, leaving the exhausted young man on the ground, unable to move.

"Oh no…Wait, why was it in him of all people!?" Artoria shouts with white cheeks.
Did she forgot he is Kiritsugu's son?, wait, did she ever learned that?

"Why was what in him…?" Kazuma asks, already sure he'll hate the answer as Lancelot ties the sheathe to his waist.

"My sheathe…it's magical with healing properties…"
That's an understatement

"How much healing are we talking about?" Rin asks.

"…He's effectively immortal now." Artoria says with a warble as Lancelot turns their way.
And have the better defense that a servant can get

"Make another summon!" Rin shouts.

"I can't, there's a 5 minute cool down!" Ritsuka says.
Oh crap basckets

"What kind of gacha system has a cool down for summoning?!" Kazuma shouts.
A terrible one

Jeanne finds herself in a plain looking room with a very confused looking Mash and Atalanta. Scathach stands with crossed arms and a grimace. Emiya is barely standing.
Wait, there's now two EMIYA's in chaldea? Archer EMIYA to be clear

Jeanne leaves the room and goes into a nearby empty looking room.

"…Don't usually see you summoned Mash. Want to help me with the introduce-" A fat blonde man begins to say.
Yay, Gordes the phoenix Musik!

"We need to get back to Senpai now! They are in the middle of a Singularity!"

"Ok, we'll fire up the system. Do you want to take anyone else other than Scathach along with-"

A scream of sheer fury startles the room into silence. Soon a low maniacal laughter starts.
Well, that is not ominous at all

Wait, if this is during the lostbelts/ordeal calls, then why didn't Gudako summoned any of her Shadow servants? She can do it anytime
 
Because Alaya sucks?

I'm starting to agree with Fergus, she shouldn't be allowed to make her own choices

Recruiting Neets is a thing but fucking Nazis?! At least Aqua's actually wanted to help due to the good of their hearths(alongside living their fantasies), even Kazuma has a better morality than Darnic, wait, no, comparing the two of them is insulting to Kazuma, again, because he is a fucking Nazi!!
The fact that he wasn't just rejected by being a Nazi is wrong on so many levels

This better be good

That's all? THAT'S ALL!? EMIYA WAS FOLLOWING YOUR ORDERS SINCE THE START YOU-Wait, 5? MHX,EMIYA, Sasaki, Shirou.... Who is the fifth? Kazuma counts? I think he counts

Part of the course with being a Nazi, I may be repeating myself but he is a fucking Nazi

The fact that you believed him in the first place is what surprises me, he is part of the dogma that mastered propaganda to follow what they wanted the public to believe, they are the masters of making people, their people, that what they are doing is a mandate from heavens

Wait, what? You were chasing him since WW2 and it only needed a blue woman to destroy your church and steal your kill to ally him instead of taking the chance to actually complete your vengeance? Is everyone in this grail war retarded

Mindbreaking the unconcious will of humanity, this should be added to his legend lol

Not sure if it would work that way, Medea makes sense because she literally breaks the rules but to make something a servant takes their masters energy, it may work to stack some extra energy from before an emergency happens but not on the fly

Ok, I understand wanting an Oyakodon but this is excessive, also would be better with the Lancer or Ruler Artoria just for the different body types

Are you even surprised?

Girl, you have bigger problems than Kazuma

That doesn't even makes sense, Mash isn't even a summonable servant, she is the one responsible to make the summon work

Did she forgot he is Kiritsugu's son?, wait, did she ever learned that?

Wait, there's now two EMIYA's in chaldea? Archer EMIYA to be clear

Well, that is not ominous at all

Wait, if this is during the lostbelts/ordeal calls, then why didn't Gudako summoned any of her Shadow servants? She can do it anytime

I could say having Fergus Fergusing her makes thinking, already a difficult task for her, harder, and the general shitshow that arise from the others is making her desperate but I doubt I can pardon anything she does being asinine, if possibly well meaning, and as an excuse for my chaotic plans. Maybe believing his thing as atonement and putting him on a probation period.

Quite possibly...could also be not wanting Aqua to ruin revenge again but this might be an underdeveloped part on my end.

....I think I will add that to the legend. Not sure how or when yet.

Not sure either, but magic and skills from that world would likely be part of his kit and it did already affect servants.

In Gil's defense, he doesn't know such versions exist yet, otherwise I'm sure it could be a repeat of his Fate Carnival scene with Cafe Maid Alter

Just because he isn't surprised, doesn't mean he can't judge.

True, but at this point death from Lancelot or fate worse than death via Gil and Shirou is a high possibilty. May as well enjoy something, and what better father son bonding is there than murder?

Ritsuka has both EX and negative EX luck.

Saber knew about him being his son but I don't think she knows he had the sheath

Is meant to be worrisome.

I only finished the China lostbelt years ago [procrastination still has me on London] so I likely am missing info.
 
All im thinking by the end kazuma is going to join with his servant version and become a demi servant all to be able to satisfy the harem that he both wants and dont want at the same time.
 
I could say having Fergus Fergusing her makes thinking, already a difficult task for her, harder, and the general shitshow that arise from the others is making her desperate but I doubt I can pardon anything she does being asinine, if possibly well meaning, and as an excuse for my chaotic plans. Maybe believing his thing as atonement and putting him on a probation period.
At least that makes sense, if only a little, though she was already dumb before getting Fergus'd so now she is even worse

Quite possibly...could also be not wanting Aqua to ruin revenge again but this might be an underdeveloped part on my end.
At this point let's just say it's both, because if he didn't wanted Aqua to ruin his vengeance then he should had killed him before getting to her

....I think I will add that to the legend. Not sure how or when yet.
That's hilarious, and will probably have him in the seducer/ temptress class, yes that is a thing

Not sure either, but magic and skills from that world would likely be part of his kit and it did already affect servants.
Yeah but I mean that the things he create are made with the reserves he has access to so it would only work to give others mana, because if using it on himself then he would only recharge the energy used on making the water without counting the toll of his existence so it would work better stockpiling before the action so both he and his master are maintained recharged

In Gil's defense, he doesn't know such versions exist yet, otherwise I'm sure it could be a repeat of his Fate Carnival scene with Cafe Maid Alter
I can already picture it, god it's so funny

Just because he isn't surprised, doesn't mean he can't judge.
Fair enough

True, but at this point death from Lancelot or fate worse than death via Gil and Shirou is a high possibilty. May as well enjoy something, and what better father son bonding is there than murder?
Makes sense but still damm

Ritsuka has both EX and negative EX luck.
Still doesn't makes sense, Mash isn't even possible to be summoned she is a demi servant the servant is inside her so a summon would actually take Galahad from the throne, let's say it was a bug made by the singularity

Saber knew about him being his son but I don't think she knows he had the sheath
Where else would he let it?

Is meant to be worrisome.
Again fair enough

I only finished the China lostbelt years ago [procrastination still has me on London] so I likely am missing info.
That's a thing since the pseudo singularities Wich are before the lostbelts, basically her Mystic codes(The clothes she uses), and I mean all of them that Ritsuka uses, can summon lesser copies of the servants contracted to Chaldea Wich have all skills, abilities, noble phantasms but lesser stats and without the ability to act independently
And though Mash can be petty she wouldn't make Ritsuka lose her only mean of defense(Especially since even before the shadow servants those were used to give her access to spells)
 
At least that makes sense, if only a little, though she was already dumb before getting Fergus'd so now she is even worse

At this point let's just say it's both, because if he didn't wanted Aqua to ruin his vengeance then he should had killed him before getting to her

That's hilarious, and will probably have him in the seducer/ temptress class, yes that is a thing

Yeah but I mean that the things he create are made with the reserves he has access to so it would only work to give others mana, because if using it on himself then he would only recharge the energy used on making the water without counting the toll of his existence so it would work better stockpiling before the action so both he and his master are maintained recharged

Still doesn't makes sense, Mash isn't even possible to be summoned she is a demi servant the servant is inside her so a summon would actually take Galahad from the throne, let's say it was a bug made by the singularity

Where else would he let it?

That's a thing since the pseudo singularities Wich are before the lostbelts, basically her Mystic codes(The clothes she uses), and I mean all of them that Ritsuka uses, can summon lesser copies of the servants contracted to Chaldea Wich have all skills, abilities, noble phantasms but lesser stats and without the ability to act independently
And though Mash can be petty she wouldn't make Ritsuka lose her only mean of defense(Especially since even before the shadow servants those were used to give her access to spells)

I suspect I need more practice in making characters.

Let us say both. Though I do like the idea of Aqua getting into trouble by trying to help and making two nemisis put aside their differences.

....Are you fucking with me? How is that a thing, or is it an unofficial thing/ skill with certain servants like Kiara and Beast Nero?

I thought since it basically supercharged Servants back to full and was a low level spell it wouldn't have that much a cost?

Honestly, I have no defense for that. I think I just wanted to be silly for a moment. Let's just say it Konosuba effect?

I don't think there was really any indication aside from his faster healing that he had the sheath right? No mana traces or anything like that?

I am continually surprised how much lore I am learning from this fic...wait, are those the dark enemies in the game?
 
I suspect I need more practice in making characters.
Oh don't think bad it was hilarious but Alaya doesn't have a reputation of making good choices

Let us say both. Though I do like the idea of Aqua getting into trouble by trying to help and making two nemisis put aside their differences.
That sounds so Aqua

....Are you fucking with me? How is that a thing, or is it an unofficial thing/ skill with certain servants like Kiara and Beast Nero?
It comes from Tiger colosseum from what I remember, there are other extra classes that were outside of FGO that they may be able to add but would be a headache, for example Voyager have a class of the same name but they made him a Foreigner to make things more simple l, Case files had Faker Wich wasn't a proper class but could be considered the predecessor of the pretender class, then we have Boxer class Wich is usually overwritten by the assassin or berserker class since fighters that fight barehanded usually qualify for one or the other

I thought since it basically supercharged Servants back to full and was a low level spell it wouldn't have that much a cost?
Kinda? I think it's more of a Aoko situation in Wich it works surprisingly efficiently but I'm not sure how much it would work as a servant because they are both buffed and nerfed compared to their living selves
Like you van have Shakespeare fight his servant self and the servant would win but you have Heracles fight any of his servant selfs in any class and the servant is stomped

Honestly, I have no defense for that. I think I just wanted to be silly for a moment. Let's just say it Konosuba effect?
So the Konosuba particles affected the machinery making something that shouldn't happen happen, yep, makes sense already happened before *Looks at Eli particles and Gudaguda particles*

I don't think there was really any indication aside from his faster healing that he had the sheath right? No mana traces or anything like that?
I mean not sure how much Saber knew but I think she at least was suspicious in canon since Shirou survived almost being cut in half

I am continually surprised how much lore I am learning from this fic...wait, are those the dark enemies in the game?
Something like that yes, I think they based it in that, but also the servants you use that aren't story given are usually considered shadow servants, post part 1 that is
And to make it more funny we can say that Mash asked Day Vinci to make a dangerous beast Mystic code for her vengeance but Ritsuka has no idea it's a Mystic code
So when she knows she can start making shadow servants and shooting paralyzing Gandrs while feeling stupid
 
Oh don't think bad it was hilarious but Alaya doesn't have a reputation of making good choices

It comes from Tiger colosseum from what I remember, there are other extra classes that were outside of FGO that they may be able to add but would be a headache, for example Voyager have a class of the same name but they made him a Foreigner to make things more simple l, Case files had Faker Wich wasn't a proper class but could be considered the predecessor of the pretender class, then we have Boxer class Wich is usually overwritten by the assassin or berserker class since fighters that fight barehanded usually qualify for one or the other

Kinda? I think it's more of a Aoko situation in Wich it works surprisingly efficiently but I'm not sure how much it would work as a servant because they are both buffed and nerfed compared to their living selves
Like you van have Shakespeare fight his servant self and the servant would win but you have Heracles fight any of his servant selfs in any class and the servant is stomped

So the Konosuba particles affected the machinery making something that shouldn't happen happen, yep, makes sense already happened before *Looks at Eli particles and Gudaguda particles*

I mean not sure how much Saber knew but I think she at least was suspicious in canon since Shirou survived almost being cut in half

Something like that yes, I think they based it in that, but also the servants you use that aren't story given are usually considered shadow servants, post part 1 that is
And to make it more funny we can say that Mash asked Day Vinci to make a dangerous beast Mystic code for her vengeance but Ritsuka has no idea it's a Mystic code
So when she knows she can start making shadow servants and shooting paralyzing Gandrs while feeling stupid
True...Still think I need to work on that part of writing though.

Oh, never heard of that...sounds like it could be fun. I'm assuming it's a parody game?

Sounds like there could be a fair bit of wiggle room and argument for this...

Man...Still recall the Nobu enemy sounds from that event.

I am semi recalling it took awhile in the canon until they figured it out.

Love that idea, but I was thinking of something else with Gudako and the Dangerous Beast outfit...but that could make for a nice addition.
 
True...Still think I need to work on that part of writing though.
You do you, I think you are doing great but follow your feelings

Oh, never heard of that...sounds like it could be fun. I'm assuming it's a parody game?
Yep, but my point is maintained, many classes come from other Fate medias and there's even some fics that uses them, I still wonder how they plan to use Watcher in the future after strange fake

Sounds like there could be a fair bit of wiggle room and argument for this...
Kinda yeah, I think it would be similar to how there's a arrow creation skill, servants create their projectiles from the magical energy of their masters but the Arrow creation makes it so they are more cheap to make and more powerfull but still takes energy

Man...Still recall the Nobu enemy sounds from that event.
Rule 36 of chaldea, never talk about the chibi nobus *Having flashbacks of vietnam*

I am semi recalling it took awhile in the canon until they figured it out.
I'm pretty sure Artoria should had known it but didn't mentioned it because she wasn't going to reveal her name and Avalon was a great hint, also because Shirou needed it to survive his stupidity and knowing him he would had given it back if he knew he had it

Love that idea, but I was thinking of something else with Gudako and the Dangerous Beast outfit...but that could make for a nice addition.
Nice
 
You do you, I think you are doing great but follow your feelings


Yep, but my point is maintained, many classes come from other Fate medias and there's even some fics that uses them, I still wonder how they plan to use Watcher in the future after strange fake


Kinda yeah, I think it would be similar to how there's a arrow creation skill, servants create their projectiles from the magical energy of their masters but the Arrow creation makes it so they are more cheap to make and more powerfull but still takes energy


Rule 36 of chaldea, never talk about the chibi nobus *Having flashbacks of vietnam*


I'm pretty sure Artoria should had known it but didn't mentioned it because she wasn't going to reveal her name and Avalon was a great hint, also because Shirou needed it to survive his stupidity and knowing him he would had given it back if he knew he had it


Nice
Thank you.

Shame I didn't play them and psp is dead.

Hmm...Wonder how far these definitions could go.

But they're adorble!

Yeah that sounds fair.

Hope it is when it is written
 
No worries
Edit: I had caps on lol

Shame I didn't play them and psp is dead.
There are still emulators, piracy can only be considered a crime is you are able to own the game

Hmm...Wonder how far these definitions could go.
Depends from case to case

But they're adorble!
And madness incarnate

Yeah that sounds fair.
Tbf, there are many things that never got explained in the VN but got said in side materials, that and the fandom confusing fanon with canon make it so sometimes these things get confusing

For example Shinji is actually talented in everything and I mean EVERYTHING except Magecraft(Only because he can't practice it but when he got access to magical energy for less than a week he learned a spell and was able to use it in a fight)
But to us he will always be the incompetent minor antagonist unless it's one of the spin offs then he is comic relief
Addendum: This explanations were only given in side materials and interviews

Hope it is when it is written
I trust your process
 
There are still emulators, piracy can only be considered a crime is you are able to own the game

And madness incarnate

Tbf, there are many things that never got explained in the VN but got said in side materials, that and the fandom confusing fanon with canon make it so sometimes these things get confusing

For example Shinji is actually talented in everything and I mean EVERYTHING except Magecraft(Only because he can't practice it but when he got access to magical energy for less than a week he learned a spell and was able to use it in a fight)
But to us he will always be the incompetent minor antagonist unless it's one of the spin offs then he is comic relief
Addendum: This explanations were only given in side materials and interviews


I trust your process

Yeah, unfortunately I am hard pressed for time on that front.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Wait seriously? That seems like a major thing to not include, though with how long the vn was some things are bound to be left alone...just hard imagining him competent after the stupidity he did [Yay, I got a new servant and there will be no drawbacks to this!]. His Fate Extra version doesn't help either.

I appreciate the trust
 
Yeah, unfortunately I am hard pressed for time on that front.
That's fair, but hey, maybe some day you will have free time to enjoy it.

You say that like it's a bad thing.
I mean, depends on the type of madness.

Wait seriously? That seems like a major thing to not include, though with how long the vn was some things are bound to be left alone...just hard imagining him competent after the stupidity he did [Yay, I got a new servant and there will be no drawbacks to this!]. His Fate Extra version doesn't help either.
That's because of time complications, because of that some things had to be rushed including things like Heavens Feel was supposed to be very different because they had to push Sakura's route with part of Illya's, there was also supposed to be more like Medea or Medusa routes and an option to join teams with Shinji wich is what would had shown his good side but ended scrapped.
We also know thanks to side material that Medusa was summoned around a week before EMIYA Archer so it was a week in wich Shinji and Rider had to hunt for magical energy, make the bounded field and somehow he learned magecraft by using scraps Medusa's reserves while also balancing it so she isn't drained.
Those shadows he made in the Fate route, those were all him, the only flaw that Shinji had is that his psyche was very fragile, like, it was stated that the Grail war was when he was at his worst. There's also other things like referring his freindship with Shirou in wich he destroyed the social life of everyone that tried to take advantage of him(Like, not lying he did this shit)
We also have other funny things in side materials like the servant most compatible to Rin being Gilgamesh so without Emiya he would had been summoned, like, how the hell was Emiya's grail war with two Gilgamesh's lol.

I appreciate the trust
You deserve it.
 
That's fair, but hey, maybe some day you will have free time to enjoy it.


I mean, depends on the type of madness.


That's because of time complications, because of that some things had to be rushed including things like Heavens Feel was supposed to be very different because they had to push Sakura's route with part of Illya's, there was also supposed to be more like Medea or Medusa routes and an option to join teams with Shinji wich is what would had shown his good side but ended scrapped.
We also know thanks to side material that Medusa was summoned around a week before EMIYA Archer so it was a week in wich Shinji and Rider had to hunt for magical energy, make the bounded field and somehow he learned magecraft by using scraps Medusa's reserves while also balancing it so she isn't drained.
Those shadows he made in the Fate route, those were all him, the only flaw that Shinji had is that his psyche was very fragile, like, it was stated that the Grail war was when he was at his worst. There's also other things like referring his freindship with Shirou in wich he destroyed the social life of everyone that tried to take advantage of him(Like, not lying he did this shit)
We also have other funny things in side materials like the servant most compatible to Rin being Gilgamesh so without Emiya he would had been summoned, like, how the hell was Emiya's grail war with two Gilgamesh's lol.


You deserve it.
Hopefully.

Fair...As adorable as they are, being shot wouldn't be fun.

Makes sense, though saddening to hear there was a Medea and Dusa route planned...Are the side material available online? because I am genuinely curious now how a route with an ally Shinji would have worked out. Hell, Gilgamesh being Rin's most compatible Servant is a shocker given the personality, Ishtar, and literally helping kill her father in the last war.

Thank you again.
 
Makes sense, though saddening to hear there was a Medea and Dusa route planned...Are the side material available online? because I am genuinely curious now how a route with an ally Shinji would have worked out. Hell, Gilgamesh being Rin's most compatible Servant is a shocker given the personality, Ishtar, and literally helping kill her father in the last war.
I think there are some translations online, I remember seeing some translations about Nasu's interviews and the side material book is literally called Fate/Side Material
Also when you think about it Ishtar with Rin as a vessel is more similar to Gilgamesh than actual Rin
 
I think there are some translations online, I remember seeing some translations about Nasu's interviews and the side material book is literally called Fate/Side Material
Also when you think about it Ishtar with Rin as a vessel is more similar to Gilgamesh than actual Rin
Thank you for the answer...and I thought that would make her less likely to summon him since he generally dislikes Ishtar?
 
Thank you for the answer...and I thought that would make her less likely to summon him since he generally dislikes Ishtar?
It's more complicated than that, affinity summon doesn't actually gives you someone similar to you for good or bad, and when Rin became vessel of Ishtar what she did was give her a human perspective(And mellow some of her worst tendencies), in her POV of when she just became one with Rin she said that since she was Rin and she was Ishtar so Rin was Ishtar, wich is the type of logic Gil would follow
Seeing everything it makes sense for Gil to be summoned by Rin
 
It's more complicated than that, affinity summon doesn't actually gives you someone similar to you for good or bad, and when Rin became vessel of Ishtar what she did was give her a human perspective(And mellow some of her worst tendencies), in her POV of when she just became one with Rin she said that since she was Rin and she was Ishtar so Rin was Ishtar, wich is the type of logic Gil would follow
Seeing everything it makes sense for Gil to be summoned by Rin

Guess I was mistaken given the Ryounsuke and Gilles situation in Zero and to a lesser extent, Jack and Reika. Though it does seem like solid grounds for a story to have a Servant who absolutely hates their master but got summoned due to high affinity
 
Guess I was mistaken given the Ryounsuke and Gilles situation in Zero and to a lesser extent, Jack and Reika. Though it does seem like solid grounds for a story to have a Servant who absolutely hates their master but got summoned due to high affinity
I mean, Ryounosuke and Gilles is different because he was summoned by his book that Ryounosuke had, but aside from that they are actually very similar, also Jack also was summoned by a catalist but she killed her master and Reika adopted her
 

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