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[X] Your son is way too young to date!
-[X] Get the slut off of your son's tail. Your son is too young for this!
-[X] Well... She is only nine years old. Maybe a play date would be a good idea?
 
[X] Your son is way too young to date!
-[X] Get the slut off of your son's tail. Your son is too young for this!
-[X] Well... She is only nine years old. Maybe a play date would be a good idea?

Wait, if you're nine, and he's nine, then who's driving the bus?
 
[X] Explain Stanger Danger to the Construct

Somewhere Saint is crapping his pants in laughter.
 
[X] Let the Construct get back to work

Enough fun with dragon, we still have to read a boring book or dissapoint Danny.
 
[X] Go back and read the terrible book

Gotta take the medicine sometime I guess. I have to say though, these last few updates have been amazing, I love the way things have turned out between them.
 
[X] Go back and read the terrible book
 
[X] Go back and read the terrible book
 
[X] Go find Gremthaxel and kick his ass!
 
[X] Go find Gremthaxel and kick his ass!

So very tempted to vote to destroy the book, but Taylor realising Danny only has as much authority over her as she allows is probably not a path we want to go down... Yet.
 
[x] Read the book

Destroy the book and deal with your dad's anger later
Heresy!
 
[X] Go find Gremthaxel and kick his ass!
 
Can't we just... magic the book so that Danny can see what it really looks like?
 
Can't we just... magic the book so that Danny can see what it really looks like?
Well, we probably could, but everyone thinks that we're a pathological liar, so he would probably just assume we had enchanted the book to look like something it isn't, as opposed to it being secretly evil that only we can notice.
 
[X] Read the book

Gremthaxel the Betrayer has always been a solid source of reliable help in return for allowing him to get off on little pranklike betrayals like this. So, congratulations, we've been betrayed; now lets reap the benefits.
 

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