MadGreenSon
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A neighbor moved in with a giant German Shepherd. I really want to pet it, but I'm pretty sure that would cost me a couple more fingers than I'm prepared to lose. Being as I am a complete coward, that means all I can do is admire the damned pup from a distance.
Being a dog lover is suffering.
Dog owners always say that the dog is harmless, even if it's a snarling monster that's visibly trying to murder everyone around it.Have you tried asking your neighbour if petting the doggo is okay?
Only to be tried when it's securely tied up, right? Because once again, it's a German Sheperd. They're big dogs.Ask the owner if they're okay with you petting the dog. Approach slowly from the front with your open hand down for the dog to sniff. Then pet. Most reasonably trained dogs will sniff and lick if they're up for being friendly. If they growl or snarl, then stop approaching.
Only to be tried when it's securely tied up, right? Because once again, it's a German Sheperd. They're big dogs.
GSDs aint that big, they are properly medium sized working dogs, Bullmastiffs are big dogs, Anatolian shepherds are big dogs, Great Danes, as the name implies are big dogs. /pedantic american aside. GSD, if you live in an apartment maybe that sounds big and certainly being cautious, but the more important question you need to ask isDog owners always say that the dog is harmless, even if it's a snarling monster that's visibly trying to murder everyone around it.
One of my great aunts literally did the same thing with her pitbull. The beast ended up mauling a neighbor's leg and had to be put down.
Only to be tried when it's securely tied up, right? Because once again, it's a German Sheperd. They're big dogs.
Not sure if this is the right thread for this or if there's a Rants thread that'd work better, but my cat died suddenly this morning. And when I say suddenly, I mean fed him breakfast, he tried to gulp it down like a greedy little fuck, then half an hour later minutes later I found him in the laundry room wheezing out his last little breaths. He didn't even last long enough for me to get him to the emergency vet. He was an old cat, but I thought he'd be around for at least a few more years. Then out of nowhere, he's just… not.
I am sorryNot sure if this is the right thread for this or if there's a Rants thread that'd work better, but my cat died suddenly this morning. And when I say suddenly, I mean fed him breakfast, he tried to gulp it down like a greedy little fuck, then half an hour later minutes later I found him in the laundry room wheezing out his last little breaths. He didn't even last long enough for me to get him to the emergency vet. He was an old cat, but I thought he'd be around for at least a few more years. Then out of nowhere, he's just… not.
Did he... did he choke to death on the food? Jesus, I'm sorry, man. At least you were with him.Not sure if this is the right thread for this or if there's a Rants thread that'd work better, but my cat died suddenly this morning. And when I say suddenly, I mean fed him breakfast, he tried to gulp it down like a greedy little fuck, then half an hour later minutes later I found him in the laundry room wheezing out his last little breaths. He didn't even last long enough for me to get him to the emergency vet. He was an old cat, but I thought he'd be around for at least a few more years. Then out of nowhere, he's just… not.
Damn, a lot of people losing pets this month. Sorry man.Not sure if this is the right thread for this or if there's a Rants thread that'd work better, but my cat died suddenly this morning. And when I say suddenly, I mean fed him breakfast, he tried to gulp it down like a greedy little fuck, then half an hour later minutes later I found him in the laundry room wheezing out his last little breaths. He didn't even last long enough for me to get him to the emergency vet. He was an old cat, but I thought he'd be around for at least a few more years. Then out of nowhere, he's just… not.
I don't think so. I checked for blockages, and the wheezing wasn't anything like a choking cat. The vet said the symptoms I was describing sound like his heart just gave out.Did he... did he choke to death on the food? Jesus, I'm sorry, man. At least you were with him.
I see. I can't imagine how guilty I'd feel if my pet died because they choked on the food I just served them.I don't think so. I checked for blockages, and the wheezing wasn't anything like a choking cat. The vet said the symptoms I was describing sound like his heart just gave out.
I am so sorry. That's fucking brutal. You have all my sympathy.Not sure if this is the right thread for this or if there's a Rants thread that'd work better, but my cat died suddenly this morning. And when I say suddenly, I mean fed him breakfast, he tried to gulp it down like a greedy little fuck, then half an hour later minutes later I found him in the laundry room wheezing out his last little breaths. He didn't even last long enough for me to get him to the emergency vet. He was an old cat, but I thought he'd be around for at least a few more years. Then out of nowhere, he's just… not.
That's... common, as cats go. The most common natural cause of death. Not much that can be done about it, other than making sure their quality of life is good enough to give them as long as they're going to get.The vet said the symptoms I was describing sound like his heart just gave out.
...that's just heroic Adam Smasher with extra steps.
Well, you might qualify as a genre expert then, eh?I'm sick and can't sleep, so I decided to watch a zombie apocalypse movie. I wanted to watch one I hadn't seen before though.
So I searched, and I have apparently seen every zombie apocalypse movie that's in English or has English subtitles.
Achievement Unlocked?
I guess I'll play a videogame...
Every one I could find. I can't say for sure it's all of them, but it's a lot.Well, you might qualify as a genre expert then, eh?
Seriously, that is quite impressive. Like, every movie there is, or only the ones on your Backlog/Library?
Hat off to you, then. I can barely find the drive to finish a series I started, despite being genuinely interested in it. Finishing all of the available works of an entire genre is honestly impressive.Every one I could find. I can't say for sure it's all of them, but it's a lot.
Damn, man, I need to really up my wanking. Because I don't want to get cancer, of course.Hey good news everyone... well for the males... for the biological creatures with the meat stick that goes into fun-time holes.
Harvard says that wanking at least 21 times a month lowers your chance for prostate cancer. i don't know if you get anything for being an overachiever but at least if your significant other complains you can now use this as a legitimate health reason on why you gotta pump one out.
Wank to avoid cancer, Harvard says so.
Well, at least I have that.