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- keep hitting the socket
- unresponsive
- wait for refractory period to expire
- hit socket
- QQ load splashes all over my screen

Thank goodness.
 
Ugh.

This past week has been nothing but ice skating uphill.

It's hot, I'm somehow getting nowhere with unemployment, and everything is just getting worse.

Even the frickin' library, where I could get some writing done to at least have that has been closed for some renovations.

Fuck my life


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I'm currently homeless, sick and living in a car.
Contributions to my medicine/gas/food needs welcome here
Please help me maintain car insurance, buy gas and maybe eat something
 
MadGreenSon said:
Ugh.

This past week has been nothing but ice skating uphill.

It's hot, I'm somehow getting nowhere with unemployment, and everything is just getting worse.

Even the frickin' library, where I could get some writing done to at least have that has been closed for some renovations.

Fuck my life


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I'm currently homeless, sick and living in a car.
Contributions to my medicine/gas/food needs welcome here
Please help me maintain car insurance, buy gas and maybe eat something
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At least you can still talk to us.
 
hey is anyone else having problems with email notification ? I haven't received any all day despite my alerts saying multiple fics I'm watching have updated.
 
Are signatures broken for anyone else? Cant seem to see mine or anyone elses no matter the thread.
 
Arc-on-Fire said:
Something in my gut tells me that I would be a Sith Lord if I ever ended up in Star Wars.
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Most of us would be. I can't count the times people on SB went "Oh, I can do better! The Dark Side is a tool that you can use as you please with this simple trick-!" and then they find themselves fighting for their life in their throne room against by the very same jedi they shit on for being unwilling to engage with forbidden and heretical force studies who is well and truly done with their callous disregard for life. Mad cackling and/or furious ranting about how they can't see the greatness of their masterpiece optional.
 
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Rakdos92 said:
Most of us would be. I can't count the times people on SB went "Oh, I can do better! The Dark Side is a tool that you can use as you please with this simple trick-!" and then they find themselves fighting for their life in their throne room against by the very same jedi they shit on for being unwilling to engage with forbidden and heretical force studies that is well and truly done with their callous disregard for life. Mad cackling and/or furious ranting about how they can't see the greatness of their masterpiece optional.
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Even ignoring that most of us are too selfish to be Jedi. Best we can hope for is some mid-aligned Force User that happens to have a lightsaber, and that's being really optimistic.
 
BlackHadou said:
Even ignoring that most of us are too selfish to be Jedi. Best we can hope for is some mid-aligned Force User that happens to have a lightsaber, and that's being really optimistic.
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Even if we're not particularly selfish, if we're posting here then we're MUCH too old to get into the Jedi training program.

Anikin only got a pass because he's the Chosen One™ with an absurdly high ForceBS™ rating, and he needed that pass while being too young to post here.
 
evildice said:
Even if we're not particularly selfish, if we're posting here then we're MUCH too old to get into the Jedi training program.

Anikin only got a pass because he's the Chosen One™ with an absurdly high ForceBS™ rating, and he needed that pass while being too young to post here.
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his blood test came YES for magic (canon)
 
Rakdos92 said:
and then they find themselves fighting for their life in their throne room against by the very same jedi
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>jedi come in to stop le bad guy (me apparently)
>"Your reign is at an end Sith!"
>they give me some bullshit about how the tyranny of the Sith will never return and that my assault on a republic world will fail (I'm trying to rescue my lover's family who are slaves to rich criminals)
>state that the republic constitution allows for religious freedom and being a Sith falls under that
>state that I was forced to fight and that we should go our separate ways in peace
>this goes back and forth for a bit before their cucked code forces the Jedi to leave
>they get lit up by the quadbarreled GAU-19 sentries in the hallway
Problem, Jedi?
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May the 4th be with all of you!

GLORY TO HIS MAJESTY THE IMMORTAL EMPEROR!!! ALL HAIL VALKORION!!! DOWN WITH THE REPUBLIC!!! THE DARK COUNCIL SHALL AVENGE ME!!! NO ONE CAN STAND AGAINST THE ETERNAL FLEET!!! KNEEL BEFORE THE DRAGON OF ZAKUUL!!!
 
Rakdos92 said:
Most of us would be. I can't count the times people on SB went "Oh, I can do better! The Dark Side is a tool that you can use as you please with this simple trick-!" and then they find themselves fighting for their life in their throne room against by the very same jedi they shit on for being unwilling to engage with forbidden and heretical force studies who is well and truly done with their callous disregard for life. Mad cackling and/or furious ranting about how they can't see the greatness of their masterpiece optional.
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I wouldn't be... because I lack midichlorians.
 
Damn, now I want a story about a dreaded Sith Lord... but he's just character like Phantom Solitaire - he has no force powers at all. It's all tricks of the light and clever stageplay from a talented illusionist and stage magician.
 
Arc-on-Fire said:
Something in my gut tells me that I would be a Sith Lord if I ever ended up in Star Wars.
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I dunno, being that angry and hateful all the time sounds really tiring.
Personally, I'd probably be kind of a lump who was just really good at telekinesis so as to avoid having to get up and do stuff. Is there a half asser side of The Force? I'd also probably end up Hutt fat in short order from all that nothing I'd be doing.

Either way not been on QQ much the past little while. Been fucked. I thought the transmission on my car went out.
"Luckily" it was just the battery getting killed by the heat and I know fuck all about diagnosing car trouble.


Fuck my life


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I'm currently homeless, sick and living in a car.
Contributions to my medicine/gas/food needs welcome here
Please help me maintain car insurance, phone buy gas and maybe eat something any donations or well wishes are greatly appreciated
 
MadGreenSon said:
I dunno, being that angry and hateful all the time sounds really tiring.
Personally, I'd probably be kind of a lump who was just really good at telekinesis so as to avoid having to get up and do stuff. Is there a half asser side of The Force? I'd also probably end up Hutt fat in short order from all that nothing I'd be doing.
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I believe that is called a Beige Force User.
 
MadGreenSon said:
I dunno, being that angry and hateful all the time sounds really tiring.
Personally, I'd probably be kind of a lump who was just really good at telekinesis so as to avoid having to get up and do stuff. Is there a half asser side of The Force? I'd also probably end up Hutt fat in short order from all that nothing I'd be doing.
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New creed of Grey Jedi (the actual ones, not the Fanon Snowflakes): The Lazy Side of the Force.

The Force is a tool for us to use. And with that I mean we use it to grab a snack from the fridge while still comfy and cozy on the couch, or use prescience to see if the doorbell ringing really warrants getting up from your chair from, or to time the exact moment your meat is grilled just the right way. None of that "atrocities for more power" BS, we're here to make life easier for ourselves, and all that shit with rituals and human sacrifice sounds waaay too much of a hassle to go through. You got to secure materials, get a guy to sacrifice, then cover your tracks because you just murdered someone... who can be assed to do all that?

I'd think the Jedi would be really confused by that one, because it sounds like it's Dark Side-adjacent, but at the same time you can't be bothered to actually do anything that really qualifies as "Dark", beyond using the Force as a utility, as it's simply too much work.
 
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