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[MadGreenSon]

Something in my gut tells me that I would be a Sith Lord if I ever ended up in Star Wars.

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I dunno, being that angry and hateful all the time sounds really tiring.
Personally, I'd probably be kind of a lump who was just really good at telekinesis so as to avoid having to get up and do stuff. Is there a half asser side of The Force? I'd also probably end up Hutt fat in short order from all that nothing I'd be doing.

Either way not been on QQ much the past little while. Been fucked. I thought the transmission on my car went out.
"Luckily" it was just the battery getting killed by the heat and I know fuck all about diagnosing car trouble.


Fuck my life


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[Hatless Nuance]

I dunno, being that angry and hateful all the time sounds really tiring.
Personally, I'd probably be kind of a lump who was just really good at telekinesis so as to avoid having to get up and do stuff. Is there a half asser side of The Force? I'd also probably end up Hutt fat in short order from all that nothing I'd be doing.

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I believe that is called a Beige Force User.

 

[Treble]

Something in my gut tells me that I would be a Sith Lord if I ever ended up in Star Wars.

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Bold of you to think you'd get that high.

 

[ShogunTrooper]

I dunno, being that angry and hateful all the time sounds really tiring.
Personally, I'd probably be kind of a lump who was just really good at telekinesis so as to avoid having to get up and do stuff. Is there a half asser side of The Force? I'd also probably end up Hutt fat in short order from all that nothing I'd be doing.

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New creed of Grey Jedi (the actual ones, not the Fanon Snowflakes): The Lazy Side of the Force.

The Force is a tool for us to use. And with that I mean we use it to grab a snack from the fridge while still comfy and cozy on the couch, or use prescience to see if the doorbell ringing really warrants getting up from your chair from, or to time the exact moment your meat is grilled just the right way. None of that "atrocities for more power" BS, we're here to make life easier for ourselves, and all that shit with rituals and human sacrifice sounds waaay too much of a hassle to go through. You got to secure materials, get a guy to sacrifice, then cover your tracks because you just murdered someone... who can be assed to do all that?

I'd think the Jedi would be really confused by that one, because it sounds like it's Dark Side-adjacent, but at the same time you can't be bothered to actually do anything that really qualifies as "Dark", beyond using the Force as a utility, as it's simply too much work.