TanaNari
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I dunno.Only for Heroic Narratives. But our world isn't a heroic narrative.
Travel for the sake of travel, accidentally trip over a great treasure. Use that treasure to kick the asses of a bunch of people who deserve it (and a few that admittedly don't), and tell the world to get off your porch.
Keep tripping over more great treasures seemingly every time you take a walk in your back yard.
World goes to shit.
Get off your porch, beat the idiots until they listen to sense. Go back to retirement.
World goes to shit again.
Beat the shit out of the idiots until they listen again. Think about going into retirement, but no, you've finally got a rival.
Activate Power Of Friendship on most of the people whose asses you saved as well as the ones whose asses you kicked.
Posture for a while, do some flexing, hit the gym. Rival gets progressively more pathetic until he doesn't matter anymore. Get a new rival.
Repeat process.
And at some point, your birthday becomes one of those worldwide facts that everyone knows whether or not they actually like you.
In what world is the USA not a heroic narrative? With a lot of sequels.
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