NoFunposter
Can't sleep, Salt will eat me.
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>Zookeeper keeps accidentally helping animals that turn out to be their version of Lupus.I do agree in liking the lupus
Red Talons: Humans are shit
Lupus wolf from the zoo: My zookeeper was nice and only screamed a bit when I became a human
>Helps a baby Crow recover from a broken wing, goth neighbour moves next door a couple of years later. Local crows congregate near his house.
>Rehabilitates a bear cub to be released back into the wild. It now keeps coming back to sleep on his porch.
>Does a tour of the conservation efforts in Africa, saves a bunch of local animals from poachers. Comes home and has two more neighbours that argue a lot move in a few weeks later.
>His life is literally just "Crane's return of a Favour" on repeat.
>Might have been slightly blessed by Gaia through their conservation efforts actually stymieing Pentex's plans in a meaningful way.
>This of course means the Garou will probably try to murder him because fucking wolves.