Goya's Insanity
darthcourt10
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Barricade said:Of course, then there's 'Poultry', the name Zui's Smol answers to.
Kinda surprised she doesn't go by 'Nugget'.
Yellowhammer said:subgirl*** (...) (swimming).
Just a bit of cracky material inspired by this...
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A shriek over the airwaves
<GOYA! Oh Kamis someone help Goya! She's capsized!!>
<WHAT? NO I'M NOT!>
<BULLSHIT YOU'RE NOT! YOU'RE FLOATING FIN-SIDE DOWN!!>
<M'PRACTICING MY BACKSTROKE!>
<. . .>
<. . . your back...what? What the fuck is wrong with you?!? Why would you do that?!>
<Some steel-hull sub-skipper bet me a million yen we couldn't do it?>
<That's just... HOW?>
<Running on the batteries! Don't want to even risk trying to start my diesels upside down, not that it'd help much with the snorkel plugged. Crew had to strap themselves down or up? or upside-down I guess? and they're hating every second of it, and you don't want to know how my galley's doing, but hey, a million yen's a million yen...>
<This is insane. You're insane.>
<Says the one who won't be a million yen richer in a few days>
<. . . how long are you going to->
<'nother half hour, maybe? Still trying to get the rhythm down but my bilges are starting to object to the whole 'existing' thing. Still, if you think that's bad, you should've seen how one of Hoppou's kids reacted.>
<Oh shit, yeah they're still used to thinking more 'ship' aren't they.>
<Yup. I think I broke her brain. Most fun I've had in days!>
Barricade said:Of course, then there's 'Poultry', the name Zui's Smol answers to.
Kinda surprised she doesn't go by 'Nugget'.
Yellowhammer said:subgirl*** (...) (swimming).
Just a bit of cracky material inspired by this...
*-*-*-*-*
A shriek over the airwaves
<GOYA! Oh Kamis someone help Goya! She's capsized!!>
<WHAT? NO I'M NOT!>
<BULLSHIT YOU'RE NOT! YOU'RE FLOATING FIN-SIDE DOWN!!>
<M'PRACTICING MY BACKSTROKE!>
<. . .>
<. . . your back...what? What the fuck is wrong with you?!? Why would you do that?!>
<Some steel-hull sub-skipper bet me a million yen we couldn't do it?>
<That's just... HOW?>
<Running on the batteries! Don't want to even risk trying to start my diesels upside down, not that it'd help much with the snorkel plugged. Crew had to strap themselves down or up? or upside-down I guess? and they're hating every second of it, and you don't want to know how my galley's doing, but hey, a million yen's a million yen...>
<This is insane. You're insane.>
<Says the one who won't be a million yen richer in a few days>
<. . . how long are you going to->
<'nother half hour, maybe? Still trying to get the rhythm down but my bilges are starting to object to the whole 'existing' thing. Still, if you think that's bad, you should've seen how one of Hoppou's kids reacted.>
<Oh shit, yeah they're still used to thinking more 'ship' aren't they.>
<Yup. I think I broke her brain. Most fun I've had in days!>