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I Don't Want To Be A Criminal! [Sekirei]

Himura said:
Likely for the same reason Tomoki can't just use his penis cannon to shoot down Synapses nor Nymph sing rather normal voice attack.
No I mean we were at risk of getting ganked by ninja girl. why didn't we just sing like that.
 
Larekko12 said:
No I mean we were at risk of getting ganked by ninja girl. why didn't we just sing like that.

Either squirrel just made it up. Likely. Or, as this one has had to restate several times, its a gag power like the penis cannon.

For the sake of continuity this one is going to assume it was because haku was in the city and didn' want to deal with traumatizing thousands of people along with the appearent depression her singing seems to cause.
 
Himura said:
Either squirrel just made it up. Likely. Or, as this one has had to restate several times, its a gag power like the penis cannon.

For the sake of continuity this one is going to assume it was because haku was in the city and didn' want to deal with traumatizing thousands of people along with the appearent depression her singing seems to cause.
Was willing to go to it for her an musubi though for an equal amount of damage when she wasn't going to get murdered by sadist.
 
[X] Something tells you you should probably wake up now...
 
[X] Something tells you you should probably wake up now...

Knowing your luck, things will get worse if you stay as you are. Best get it over with before the world comes up with something nasty to drop on you.
 
Larekko12 said:
Was willing to go to it for her an musubi though for an equal amount of damage when she wasn't going to get murdered by sadist.

Huh? I thought I... *looks at snip* Oh, guess I didn't include that line. Or erased it. Kinda fuzzy, I tend to do most of my righting on the twilight hour of dawn when I'm about to collapse so it gets a bit iffy.

The were supposed to be a couple of lines in there to explain it. Haku wasn't actually expecting to be horrible, Haku never wants to fail so bad at singing, what she had initially planned was to do something similar to Kuno, disorient them with singing a lullaby and hopefully get Musubi to drive them off. What she got was proof she sucks at her own specialty.

As for the "attack", Haku is just a supernaturally epic failure at singing. Even if she didn't have Sekirei powers she'd be just a horrible if not quite as destructive. In simple terms, if this was the Nasuverse she'd have Element/Origin "Total failure at singing".

Also Arts!

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But doesn't she sing awesomely when she copies?

So that result is an irreproducible Crit fail? we can't use it on demand and focus it like louise?
 
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Larekko12 said:
But doesn't she sing awesomely when she copies?

So that result is an irreproducible Crit fail? we can't use it on demand and focus it like louise?

I'm guessing we don't fail when acting like a vocaloid because we tecnicly aren't the ones singing.


Judge be what squirrel said real voice singing will probably ohko anyone but leave clinically depressed afterwards, or judging by the snip at least act like a troll. Its also omnidirectional.
 
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[X] Wake up

You teeter on the precipice of consciousness, your thoughts and actions muddled, the world seems sluggish. You head is full of fluff, things poke it but don't leave an impression.

Something tugs your arm, the sound of electronic beeping is deafening and the scent of sterile air burns your nose.

Everything is just a chaotic mess of sensations that invade and flee your brain in the same instance.

Outside. Being carried? Moving forward, up and down. Soft and warm, get closer, warmer~ Hehehe... She asks a question answer without thinking. Tired

Your sense of time warps and twists into like something from the dreams of a madman, events bleed into each other, forward backward and sideways.

More questions. Talking. Buzz buzz buzz~ Softness under you? Warm... Bed. Rustling and tugging on you. Something familiar. Sleepy...

Cocooned in something soft and warm you drift off.

-------

Seriously, Fuck. My. Life.

Such dour thoughts weren't entirely unfamiliar to you. Nor the cause of such thoughts. Still today was particularly harsh, you felt the need to vent if even only in your mind.

The transition from blissful unconsciousness back to sentience was a subtle blur. Subtle, but not pleasant. Were before there was simply a void that had transfigured into the ball of pure "Fuck You" that was had seemed to have burrowed its way into your skull while you were out. It felt impossibly like each and every cell in your brain was on fire, overworked and stressed to the point of burning out. And for what seemed like an eternity you could do nothing but wallow in your own agony lacking even a single clue as to what you had done to earn this hell.

Ugh, too loud... too much noise.

It was like a crackling roar in every pitch and volume stabbing at your ear drums. It was just an overload of audio, painful normally absolute misery in your current state. Instinctively you bring your hands up to cover your ears and bury yourself deeper into your pillow to muffle it. It doesn't work, figures.

...

Wait... you shouldn't be able to do that, you never take off your ear phones. And you don't remember going to sleep...

Your eyes snapped open as the lethargic fog instantly clears from your brain courtesy of an adrenalin dump. The sudden return of memories hit you like a bitch-slap of cold hard reality and you jolt up throwing covers off you.

"Grk!"

Okay, that was a bad idea, The proof was in you poor abused stomach, which if you were feeling it right was leaking all over the sheets. You curled in on yourself trying your damnedest to squeeze yourself into a black hole. Your hands never left your head though, as the sharp pain in your gut was nothing compared to the ball of fresh hell that was occupying the space between your ears, Oh god I just wanna die.

"..."

You heard a voice speak up nearby, the words indistinguishable in the cacophony. You tried to focus on it, but you lack the will to wrestle against flood of junk data to zero in on it. You let out a pitiful groan as you felt someone grip your shoulder, trying to shake it off you. You heard more completely ineffective soothing talk you couldn't distinguish with the thousands of other voices speaking over it at once. For your own powers to actually be a hindrance naturally... some Sekirei you are.

It was the biggest drawback of your power, the sensitivity of your ears that was necessary to so perfectly comprehend a sound was anything but a blessing in somewhere as noisy as a city. All the screeches, grindings, thumps, bangs, and plethora of other audio in unlimited forms of pitch from piercingly high to nauseously low, a random chaotic mess violated your eardrums from every vector possible. You could stand if for maybe minutes, able to process the information given, but any longer and you simply cave in from the overload. It was why you wore the special Headphones that MBI had given you all the time even if they obfuscated your hearing, they filtered out all the white noise.

And you took them off. Now your (necessarily) delicate and sensitive ears were naked and exposed to all the noises produced from a very highly populated city without even the flimsiest shield to protect them from harm.

"..." Came the voice again.

You hold your hand out towards it without looking, careful not to compromise your little bubble messed bedding. After several seconds of no reply, positive, negative, or otherwise you decided to elaborate, "Haff..."

...Well you tried to, you'd intended to speak but nothing came out but a breathy croak. To give her another clue you retracted your hand to grope at the air around your ears and pantomime ear muffs. After several attempts you began to disparage until the plodding of feet on carpet met your ear, odd how that was recognized. It took about half a minute of rustling before plodding came back your way and a familiar weight was laid to rest in your waiting hand. You wasted no time shoving the expensive piece of electronics on you crown and powering it back on. The faint whirling of it's mechanics made you wince before all became blissfully silent.

You sigh in relief and relax, opening your tightly clenched eyes at last.

"Uh, hey?" Spoke tall blond girl who was standing by your bedside. She looked vaguely familiar, "Sup?"

"Whe-" You wince at the sound of your voice as well as the small lance of pain that comes from your throat. Ouch, your voice sounded, and felt, ruined, raw and dry. Neither was much of a surprise, you'd given your vocal cords a very harsh work out and likely had not had any water in at least several hours, a necessity to maintaining your voice. Thankfully your mysterious visitor seemed to understand, or else was looking for an opportunity, and handed you a glass of water and a few pills in small folded paper cup. Without hesitation, something you blamed on the pounding headache, you downed the pills and chased it with the water feeling much relieved the instant the cool liquid touched your soar voice box, "Where are we?"

The girl didn't answer at first, opting to break eye contact and look at a spot over your shoulder. You felt the buzz of paranoia begin to well up. Your answer did come, though just from a source you didn't expect.

"O-Onee-sama!" There, standing in the door to what you were recognizing as your room, was little Takeda Satsuki. Her brother instead of talking let his actions speak for him, rushing forward to give you a hug.

=====

It wasn't very long after that you'd all moved out of the somewhat cramped room into the living room. Your Ashikabi were sent out with your visitor sent out so as to both have them avoid seeing your state and for your to change. An exhausting affair, and you're exit was greeted with the sight of a group of blonds having fun.

Introductions were made, explanations interrupted, and excuses made up. Eventually you realized how late in the evening and tried to usher the kids to take a bath so you could perhaps make something simple for a late supper. The offer was met with protest, for various reasons, until Kuruse volunteered herself to cooking while they bathed. The kids tried to drag you along, but thankfully Kuruse intervened on your behalf.

"Me and your onee-chan were going to catch up, we'll take a bath after dinner."

The kids accepted that easily, and went of clean up. But rather than head to the kitchen the remaining blond quickly returned to your room. You sat confused into inaction for a moment though before you could ask she exited holding a mess of bloodied linnens. You felt a cringe at the sight. You pointed her to laundry hamper, intending to help but turned down by Kuruse. Dirty laundry out of sight she proceeded to the kitchen. It wasn't long until the gentle clatter of cooking intermingled with the soft background noises of the two children bathing in the other room.

You laid splayed on the couch completely exhausted. Thankfully whatever your guest had given you had kicked in turning all the unpleasantness from earlier into a omnipresent tickling buzz. Your skin felt like it was made of rubber and there was a disconnect between you and your body. Your arms were heavy and ungainly.

"Feels like 'm floatin," It tickled the inside of your mouth saying that, "Bzzbzzbzz~"

"...The hell did the doc give you?" The sound of cooking paused as woman in the kitchen questioned your mental stability.

You considered responding to her rhetorical question with something witty but passed on the impulse, sinking further into the comforting embrace of the couch. In the kitchen Kuruse began to hum a comforting melody you were sure you'd heard before but couldn't place.

[X] Start small talk
[X] Wait and chill~
 
[X] Start small talk

Drugged Awkwarness, Go!
 
[X] Wait and chill~
 
It's back ? Yay~

[X] Start small talk
 

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