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I will become God-Harem King of the World! [Highschool DxD/Exalted] (CLOSED)

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Smuthunter said:
*Gendo pose*

Funny you should mention that. There's an Alchemical charm called Thousandfold Courtesan Calculations which (A) doubles the social bonus we get from our appearance over less-attractive opponents, (B) gives us an immense database of sexual techniques and essentially makes us the perfect lover, and (C) lets us make post-coitus social attacks that are difficult to fend off and nearly impossible if the attack is used to forge an intimacy of lust or infatuation. Solars can't learn Alchemical charms, but none of that is beyond the capability of homebrew Presence charms so we can both emulate it and come up with something better.
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What the hell was Autochthon thinking?

Vote called in a hour. If there isn't a winner I will toss a coin three-die dice.
 
It is possible to make artifact versions of Alchemical charms, so it'd function as a cybernetic implant. Plus there's always the classic Solar Performance charm Husband-Seducing Demon Dance, makes all who see your performance love you, or Rose-Lipped Seduction Style which builds off HSDD and causes anyone with a positive Intimacy towards you and an attraction to your gender to have 0 defense against seduction attempts.

Too bad Issei doesn't have Performance as a favored Ability.
 
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It is possible to make artifact versions of Alchemical charms, so it'd function as a cybernetic implant.
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No. Emulating charms in a way that allows other Exalts to use them is impossible unless the other Exalt has an Eclipse-alike anima power. Even then, using Alchemical charms as cybernetic implants has its own drawbacks to the tune of making us more robotic and emotionless.

Plus there's always the classic Solar Performance charm Husband-Seducing Demon Dance, makes all who see your performance love you, or Rose-Lipped Seduction Style which builds off HSDD and causes anyone with a positive Intimacy towards you and an attraction to your gender to have 0 defense against seduction attempts.
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Performance charms can't be used against single targets, so you would have to be extremely careful about who you use those charms around. Moreover, making people fall in love with you is cheating by my book. We can earn our girls without using instant-win charms.
 
Huh, you're right about the implants. It's been a few years since I've sat down and played any Exalted so I was misremembering the rules, can not becoming can.

And I was simply replying to what charms Solars have that can be used to seduce people; although Irresistible Salesman Spirit and Presence Excellences are generally good enough against any individual already interested in you.
 
Issei's Awesome Adventures: The Old Shrine (Part 1)
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    • [X] Old shrine oh, you poor bastards.
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    Recently there was a rumor about the old abandoned shrine outside town. The rumor says that high-school female students, passing near it during a test of courage, where assaulted by a ghost: the girls barely managed to escape a fate worse than death.

    Or so they say. But that's also why you're there, in front of the aforementioned shrine well past midnight, alone.

    Ghost or not ghost, anyone who dare threating girls will have the divine hammer of your vengeance brought down on their head!

    'Just to be sure, are ghosts real? Ddraig?'

    [They are, but they are most harmless. It's when they grow in power and become something more, like an 'evil spirit', that things get dangerous. I don't detect anything, so unless we are dealing with someone like Alma you should be safe.]

    'Alma?'

    [You don't want to know kid. You really don't.] Ddraig says in a very serious manner you never heard before.

    From what you were able to collect the shrine was dedicated to a minor kami of the land, one that women prayed to for a pregnancy free of problems. It was up and running until the '80, when suddenly the family administering it closed it and transferred to another town without a single explanation. There were mentions of a death, but nothing more detailed.

    "So..." You look up at the shrine illuminated by the light of the moon. "Being sneaky. How does one do it again?"

    [] Look over a window.
    [] Try to enter by the back door. If there is one.
    [] Let's try jumping on that tree and then on the rooftop.
    [] Boldly go through the front door.
    [] Write In.
     
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    • [X] Front door

    No larceny or stealth training means we may as well not even try. If it's something benign then not acting like a dumb thief means we're less likely to piss them off. And with that said...

    [X] Assume the kami is still in residence and show whatever respect you know how to make.
     
    Remember you can still Stunt.
     
    [X]Boldly go through the front door.
    -[X]You have to admit you're hopeless at stealth, and something about sneaking into a shrine of all things fills you with a deep shame. So you stand up, straighten your back and project your prescence and when push open the gate it rings out announcing your prescence.
     
    [X]Boldly go through the front door.
    -[X]You have to admit you're hopeless at stealth, and something about sneaking into a shrine of all things fills you with a deep shame. So you stand up, straighten your back and project your prescence and when push open the gate it rings out announcing your prescence.
    ---- [X] Assume the kami is still in residence and show whatever respect you know how to make.
     
    [X]Boldly go through the front door.
    -[X]You have to admit you're hopeless at stealth, and something about sneaking into a shrine of all things fills you with a deep shame. So you stand up, straighten your back and project your prescence and when push open the gate it rings out announcing your prescence.
    ---- [X] Assume the kami is still in residence and show whatever respect you know how to make.
     
    [X]Boldly go through the front door.
     
    [X]Boldly go through the front door.
    -[X]You have to admit you're hopeless at stealth, and something about sneaking into a shrine of all things fills you with a deep shame. So you stand up, straighten your back and project your prescence and when push open the gate it rings out announcing your prescence.
    ---- [X] Assume the kami is still in residence and show whatever respect you know how to make.
     
    [X]Boldly go through the front door.
    -[X]You have to admit you're hopeless at stealth, and something about sneaking into a shrine of all things fills you with a deep shame. So you stand up, straighten your back and project your prescence and when push open the gate it rings out announcing your prescence.
    ---- [X] Assume the kami is still in residence and show whatever respect you know how to make.

    Well, if its Akeno's shrine and she's on the bath, we won't be able to catch her... but this is actually a good thing, and more IC for Issei.
     
    [X]Boldly go through the front door.
    -[X]You have to admit you're hopeless at stealth, and something about sneaking into a shrine of all things fills you with a deep shame. So you stand up, straighten your back and project your prescence and when push open the gate it rings out announcing your prescence.
    ---- [X] Assume the kami is still in residence and show whatever respect you know how to make.
     
    [X]Boldly go through the front door.
    -[X]You have to admit you're hopeless at stealth, and something about sneaking into a shrine of all things fills you with a deep shame. So you stand up, straighten your back and project your prescence and when push open the gate it rings out announcing your prescence.
    ---- [X] Assume the kami is still in residence and show whatever respect you know how to make.

    Please let something amusing happen. Please let something amusing happen.
     
    [X]Boldly go through the front door.
    -[X]You have to admit you're hopeless at stealth, and something about sneaking into a shrine of all things fills you with a deep shame. So you stand up, straighten your back and project your prescence and when push open the gate it rings out announcing your prescence.
    ---- [X] Assume the kami is still in residence and show whatever respect you know how to make.

    There is no way the invisible text means this will go horribly wrong.
    That said, I am very glad that we can activate our Resistance Charms regardless of whether we see an attack coming.
     
    [X]Boldly go through the front door.
    -[X]You have to admit you're hopeless at stealth, and something about sneaking into a shrine of all things fills you with a deep shame. So you stand up, straighten your back and project your prescence and when push open the gate it rings out announcing your prescence.
    ---- [X] Assume the kami is still in residence and show whatever respect you know how to make.


    hey pipeman.. whats invisible text?
     
    Issei's Awesome Adventures: The Old Shrine (Part 2)
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    • [X]Boldly go through the front door.
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    You have to admit you're hopeless at stealth, and something about sneaking into a shrine of all things fills you with a deep shame. Even more since you now know Gods are real and the risk of being smite is very concrete.

    So you stand up, straighten your back and projecting your presence you push open the gate with a loud "BANG!", letting it ring out to announce your presence.

    And the you clap your hands. "Kami that reside here, I apologize for the intrusion. I am on a sacred mission to protect innocents, so please: allow my presence."

    Here, this should work.

    Carefully you walk inside the shrine, letting your gaze wander over the place. As expected it's covered in dust and looked abandoned for years, the light is weak but luckily you let your eyes adapts before entering.

    You step in front of the altar.

    "AH!"

    And roll out of the way as a figure drops from the ceiling, hitting with a long staff the place where your head was a moment before.

    "Here you are ghost!" You point accusingly a finger at the newcomer.

    "Ghost? How dare you disrespect the Guardian of the shrine!?" The figure stands up, allowing you to see it clearly. He, you think it's a he, wears an old and dirty robe that was once white with sandals on his feet. From the shriveled arms and legs he is old, but while the skin is flaccid the muscle beneath are not. His face is covered by a red tengu mask and a mane of wild white hair grow out of his head.

    'Guys, is this...'

    [Nope, human.]

    [If here this is considered a God I weep for your world.]

    "Are you here to bring the offerings?" The old man twirls his staff expertly from one hand to another. "You're late! You're terribly late! So..." He looks left and right. "Where're the virgins?"

    What is he talking about? Man, he must be crazy. "No one is here except me. I am a man and I came to kick your ass!" Even if at this point you should call the hospital, not preparing to fight.

    "A man?" He blinks and looks thoroughly at you. "Mmh, you're good looking."

    That...doesn't sound right. "And...?"

    "You're fine too!" He grabs the edges of his robe and pulls it open. Gaaah! What the hell! He's wearing nothing but another tengu mask over his crotch.

    ....Wait a minute.

    That isn't a tengu mask.

    .....

    "AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"

    The perverted old man pounces at you.

    [] RUN!
    [] FIGHT THE CREEP!
    [] BOOST! ALL THE WAY!
    [] ....Write-in?
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    Yes, I am having so much fun the people around me are giving me funny looks.

    A bit of advice: read the hints. You may also want to Stunt. For (your) safety.
     
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    • [X] as the old man flies through the air you side step to the left and as he flys past your foot lashes catching him in the groin. as he tries to recover from the pain you steal the staff throw it out of the shrine and then leap up into the rafters, using the height to keep the man at bay while you figure out how best to resolve the situation.
     
    [X]As the Old Man lunges at you foreign emotions bleed into and you kneel into the creaking ground drawing back your fist and scream into a furious uppercut aimed to take him into sky and with you through the roof. "BOOSTED GEAR! JUDGEMENT OF THE SCORNED MAIDEN!"
     
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    [X] as the old man flies through the air you side step to the left and as he flys past your foot lashes catching him in the groin. as he tries to recover from the pain you steal the staff throw it out of the shrine and then leap up into the rafters, using the height to keep the man at bay while you figure out how best to resolve the situation.
     
    Any ideas what hints there are? The only thing I noticed is that we shouldn't underestimate the guy, he's pretty fit and that he also attacked before asking questions.

    Also, aren't the current votes more stunts for the [] FIGHT THE CREEP! option?
     
    [X] You eyes read the trajectory of the (semi) living body with an expertise you didn't knew you had a a second ago. The adrenaline makes the world stop for a moment, as you move, your legs catapulting you into the air, spiraling above the old man and into the edge of the altar, no even higher. Into that single jump you reached the roof above the entrance. Now, how to best solve such a situation? You do not know it, you never faced such a horrible and traumatic event before. Were not for your exaltation, your mind surely would have broken from that disgusting vision. But you're not alone, and your companions do might have the necessary experience with similar circumstances.

    Lets get out of range before we get raep-ed.
     
    [X] You eyes read the trajectory of the (semi) living body with an expertise you didn't knew you had a a second ago. The adrenaline makes the world stop for a moment, as you move, your legs catapulting you into the air, spiraling above the old man and into the edge of the altar, no even higher. Into that single jump you reached the roof above the entrance. Now, how to best solve such a situation? You do not know it, you never faced such a horrible and traumatic event before. Were not for your exaltation, your mind surely would have broken from that disgusting vision. But you're not alone, and your companions do might have the necessary experience with similar circumstances.
     
    [X] You eyes read the trajectory of the (semi) living body with an expertise you didn't knew you had a a second ago. The adrenaline makes the world stop for a moment, as you move, your legs catapulting you into the air, spiraling above the old man and into the edge of the altar, no even higher. Into that single jump you reached the roof above the entrance. Now, how to best solve such a situation? You do not know it, you never faced such a horrible and traumatic event before. Were not for your exaltation, your mind surely would have broken from that disgusting vision. But you're not alone, and your companions do might have the necessary experience with similar circumstances.
     
    [X] You eyes read the trajectory of the (semi) living body with an expertise you didn't knew you had a a second ago. The adrenaline makes the world stop for a moment, as you move, your legs catapulting you into the air, spiraling above the old man and into the edge of the altar, no even higher. Into that single jump you reached the roof above the entrance. Now, how to best solve such a situation? You do not know it, you never faced such a horrible and traumatic event before. Were not for your exaltation, your mind surely would have broken from that disgusting vision. But you're not alone, and your companions do might have the necessary experience with similar circumstances.
     
    [X] You eyes read the trajectory of the (semi) living body with an expertise you didn't knew you had a a second ago. The adrenaline makes the world stop for a moment, as you move, your legs catapulting you into the air, spiraling above the old man and into the edge of the altar, no even higher. Into that single jump you reached the roof above the entrance. Now, how to best solve such a situation? You do not know it, you never faced such a horrible and traumatic event before. Were not for your exaltation, your mind surely would have broken from that disgusting vision. But you're not alone, and your companions do might have the necessary experience with similar circumstances.
     
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