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Is good jib. I think we'll all like seeing it around some more.
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My Little Devourlord Can't Be This Cute!
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That is evil, cruel unusual, downright sadistic, needlessly theatrical, and understated.Robotninja said:
It's perfect! But we're lazy so no deal.
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What scattering GilGil's treasure across the world so he must undertake a fetch quest with archer EMIYA, Cleric Kotomine, and Rider (and Shinji) like a PROPER party of heroes?!?
That's like PERFECT.... or substitute in Taiga for Rider....
That's like PERFECT.... or substitute in Taiga for Rider....
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Why not break all his stuff and force him to go get the originals that survived to the modern day?Biigoh said:
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Robotninja said:
You have gained my support good sir. And with my connections inside Squirrelly industries...
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Just think of the chaos as Noble Phantasms rain all over the world. Where anyone and anything can find them. Tons of them will land in the middle of cities on live TV. The panic as mages try to cover it up. The despair as they can't. The wrath as they go to kick the shit out of who did it. The terror as they learn that "oh shit, it's worse than a Type, and we just poked it with a stick."
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One to the Trench, One to Mt. Everest. One to each pole. One in the titanic, and one in the Bismark. The Hornet can have one as well. Maybe to the Sahara too. The places they'll go, the conditions they'll endure. Oh quite a bit of fun for Omakes it will be.
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Cue Gil wondering why all his rings landed in volcanoes.
This is the kind of thing that will piss Gil off and probably make him happy. Finally, an epic adventure to go on.
This is the kind of thing that will piss Gil off and probably make him happy. Finally, an epic adventure to go on.
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Hmm, does Revya have any monster creating/summoning skills? Need to have appropriately powerful bosses to drop the loot after being killed....
Have them literally dissapear after dying and leaving behind the items and a certain amount of gold and healing items hahaha.
Have them literally dissapear after dying and leaving behind the items and a certain amount of gold and healing items hahaha.
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Fuck yes Revya can do monsters. We'll start unleashing them a few weeks after the NP rain. Start off with weak ones.
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So.... Traditional evil-overlording? Sounds fun, though Revya might get bored and go wandering about the land instead of just sitting in her castle waiting for challengers to appear after spreading chaos.
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I figure first she'll spend some time wandering, maybe call out Godzilla and get pissed when he doesn't show himself. But just killing Gil is such a waste. She'd knock him out and have Caster keep him KOed for awhile until she was ready to start the scavenger hunt.
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DOMINATION
You sit back and enjoy the feeling of dominating 3 new slaves. There's nothing quite like that deep soul satisfying feeling of having someone's life literally in the palm of your hand. Sure you can kill anyone quite easily, but it just doesn't give as much satisfaction as the knowledge they've submitted completely to your will.
You ignore the shivering of your minions to enjoy the rest of your breakfast, still hand fed to you by your new favorite companion. It passes in relative silence, the occasional food offers of Caster to her pet and husband, and said pets protests and indignant squeals. Redblack just fills out the paper work stack that's half her height.
[Q]...
[Q]...
[Q]What the hell is that noise?
It's like hundreds of swords swinging at once, over and over. Only not. You can't quite describe it, just that it's very similar to the sound of a blade cutting through the air at high speed, just on an infinite loop. You also hear the buzzing of the insignificant bugs nearby, quite a bit too.
You didn't really expect an answer, but almost immediately Caster pulls out a large orb from seemingly nowhere. A few whispered words and an image appears. And with it the faces of of everyone save you and Soichirou pale. You can't really see why though, even prior to your rise you doubt it'd be considered frightening in the least. Although those odd flying contraptions looked interesting.
[Q]So... What am I looking at?
"So far no further information is available..."
"...Appeared over the city of Fuyuki in a single night..."
"...Mass destruction, citizens are still panicking..."
"...rumored disappearances and explosion late last night. Videos of the incident have been uploaded though sources claim them faked and many were taken down..."
"It's fucking aliens! Demons from hell! The end of the world! We're all gonna die! Please stay tuned for more as it developed."
The young man followed the woman farther away from the crowd towards the ominous looking building, far closer than anyone was even allowed after the local law enforcement cordoned the area off until it could be settled. He wasn't payed enough for this. Well he didn't get paid at all, he should really look into remedying that.
"Haruhi I really think you should reconsider this." He asked once again. Not that he really expected a new answer from the ridiculously stubborn girl, but one can always hope.
"Oi, I already gave you a chance to leave, don't go chickening out on me now!" She'd offered the ultimatum of him going with her or just giving the girl his camera so she could go by herself. Damn his sense of Chivalry! Damn it all!, "Good, now hurry up Kyon, we're almost to the edge of the woods!"
He grumble complaints as he continued to follow the crazy girl. Not for the first time he questioned why he still bothered. For some reason the girl knew just the right buttons to press to keep him around despite her rather lackluster people skills. That and being strong enough to physically drag him along if he actually refused. She hadn't change in the slightest since highschool, in fact he was certian her own adventure seeking had actually gotten worse. It was probably why she was now an investigative reporter for a local tabloid as well as forced him to be her partner/Cameraman/slave.
There goes my hopes for the future down the drain.
"I don't see why we can't just stay with the rest of the anchors"
"Kyon have you no sense of adventure!" Christ, watch your voice woman, that was right in the ear! "Kyon this is a once in a life time opportunity, a real mysterious entity is right before us and you want to go back with the rest of the rabble and play it safe? For shame Kyon, and you call yourself a member of the SOS dan? It's our duty to investigate this Evil over lord looking castle and report it back for prosperity! 'Never look before you leap!'"
You got I backwards!
"Oh come on don't pretend like you aren't curious too. Disappearances, strange property damage, a mysterious fire in the past, and a giant explosion of black light the other. Don't you just want to know what's happening?"
She's right he reluctantly gives her. After all it's human nature to want to know. But so was self-preservation. And everything she'd listed was like a neon sign advertising an all express paid one way ticket to the beginning of a horror anime! He might be curious but not at the cost of his life!
"Bah, nothing ventured nothing gained Kyon." He does notice that she'd being more cautious in her approach to the pit. He smirks, which causes her to blush at being so easily read, "Oh what's the worst that can happen."
In most genre things follow certain rules, The Rules of Drama, almost like physical laws. Hero's only arrive right at the nick of time, everything brought to attention is plot important in some way, and saying something like "What's the worst that can happen?" generally only ends horrible for the questioner and everyone else in the party. He was sure that had this been a real horror movie than the moment she finished the words all hell would break loose right next to them as the Rules of Drama proved her wrong via irony.
This was not a movie however. That is why nothing happened the moment she finished her chastisement.
No. It happened in the middle of it.
The wall five to the right of the door (his right) simply disappeared, consumed by an inky blackness that was passed withing feet of their position, directly behind the still speaking girl. It made no sound, it didn't even disturb the air, for that single second it was just as if all light had disappeared from the area. Then the black wall passed and air rushed in. He could only stair in shock at what it had left.
"Huh what's the matter Kyon, something on my face," When he didn't answer she checks behind her, "THis better not be some stu-"
Utter decimation. Nothing that had touched the black light had survived. A large stretch of the forest simply ceased to be, along with the ground. A long perfectly straight wound was all that remained. Both promptly fell on their asses.
[Q]Tch, missed.
The voice wasn't loud but it seemed to carry to the couple now sitting on the floor, who turned to see what had made it. Were the wall had been, staring at them, was a small red haired child. A girl, wearing some weird outfit like out of an anime, holding a sword easily twice her size and glaring in their direction.
"Dammit there was a door!" A blue hair woman stomps up behind her. Her voice was loud enought to carry over to them.
[Q]No time!
"It was right in front of you!" She yells at her younger companion mid flight. "Literally! It was 2 feet right in front of you!"
You touch down from your jump in front of the two kids, no doubt floor by your magnificence. One of them is holding one of those odd devices like the others. A camera, as Rin had described it. Sort of like a reverse scrying crystal, sending images to those "televotions" that you saw in the city. Apparently with this and something called "interwebs" (which Shirou explained was "like a series of tubes...", "for porn", and inhabited by trolls and men disguised as women and children) information could go around the globe at near instant speeds.
You were honestly impressed with the meatbags here, weak though they may be they sure knew how to live! Which reminded you, you should really get Caster to put in some Teevee and Come-pooters for you when you force her to fix the castle. You weren't entirely sure what this porn thing was but apparently Rin didn't like Shiro talking about it which only made you even more curious as to what it was. Something for later though.
[X] Eradicate the trespassers!
[X] This an excellent time to tell the world just who the boss is now!
[X] Not time! Go get Teevee and Interwebs now!
[X] Write in.
Also: I'd like to whether Haruhi and Kyon should be the real ones or just similar substitutes.
You sit back and enjoy the feeling of dominating 3 new slaves. There's nothing quite like that deep soul satisfying feeling of having someone's life literally in the palm of your hand. Sure you can kill anyone quite easily, but it just doesn't give as much satisfaction as the knowledge they've submitted completely to your will.
You ignore the shivering of your minions to enjoy the rest of your breakfast, still hand fed to you by your new favorite companion. It passes in relative silence, the occasional food offers of Caster to her pet and husband, and said pets protests and indignant squeals. Redblack just fills out the paper work stack that's half her height.
[Q]...
[Q]...
[Q]What the hell is that noise?
It's like hundreds of swords swinging at once, over and over. Only not. You can't quite describe it, just that it's very similar to the sound of a blade cutting through the air at high speed, just on an infinite loop. You also hear the buzzing of the insignificant bugs nearby, quite a bit too.
You didn't really expect an answer, but almost immediately Caster pulls out a large orb from seemingly nowhere. A few whispered words and an image appears. And with it the faces of of everyone save you and Soichirou pale. You can't really see why though, even prior to your rise you doubt it'd be considered frightening in the least. Although those odd flying contraptions looked interesting.
[Q]So... What am I looking at?
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"So far no further information is available..."
"...Appeared over the city of Fuyuki in a single night..."
"...Mass destruction, citizens are still panicking..."
"...rumored disappearances and explosion late last night. Videos of the incident have been uploaded though sources claim them faked and many were taken down..."
"It's fucking aliens! Demons from hell! The end of the world! We're all gonna die! Please stay tuned for more as it developed."
The young man followed the woman farther away from the crowd towards the ominous looking building, far closer than anyone was even allowed after the local law enforcement cordoned the area off until it could be settled. He wasn't payed enough for this. Well he didn't get paid at all, he should really look into remedying that.
"Haruhi I really think you should reconsider this." He asked once again. Not that he really expected a new answer from the ridiculously stubborn girl, but one can always hope.
"Oi, I already gave you a chance to leave, don't go chickening out on me now!" She'd offered the ultimatum of him going with her or just giving the girl his camera so she could go by herself. Damn his sense of Chivalry! Damn it all!, "Good, now hurry up Kyon, we're almost to the edge of the woods!"
He grumble complaints as he continued to follow the crazy girl. Not for the first time he questioned why he still bothered. For some reason the girl knew just the right buttons to press to keep him around despite her rather lackluster people skills. That and being strong enough to physically drag him along if he actually refused. She hadn't change in the slightest since highschool, in fact he was certian her own adventure seeking had actually gotten worse. It was probably why she was now an investigative reporter for a local tabloid as well as forced him to be her partner/Cameraman/slave.
There goes my hopes for the future down the drain.
"I don't see why we can't just stay with the rest of the anchors"
"Kyon have you no sense of adventure!" Christ, watch your voice woman, that was right in the ear! "Kyon this is a once in a life time opportunity, a real mysterious entity is right before us and you want to go back with the rest of the rabble and play it safe? For shame Kyon, and you call yourself a member of the SOS dan? It's our duty to investigate this Evil over lord looking castle and report it back for prosperity! 'Never look before you leap!'"
You got I backwards!
"Oh come on don't pretend like you aren't curious too. Disappearances, strange property damage, a mysterious fire in the past, and a giant explosion of black light the other. Don't you just want to know what's happening?"
She's right he reluctantly gives her. After all it's human nature to want to know. But so was self-preservation. And everything she'd listed was like a neon sign advertising an all express paid one way ticket to the beginning of a horror anime! He might be curious but not at the cost of his life!
"Bah, nothing ventured nothing gained Kyon." He does notice that she'd being more cautious in her approach to the pit. He smirks, which causes her to blush at being so easily read, "Oh what's the worst that can happen."
In most genre things follow certain rules, The Rules of Drama, almost like physical laws. Hero's only arrive right at the nick of time, everything brought to attention is plot important in some way, and saying something like "What's the worst that can happen?" generally only ends horrible for the questioner and everyone else in the party. He was sure that had this been a real horror movie than the moment she finished the words all hell would break loose right next to them as the Rules of Drama proved her wrong via irony.
This was not a movie however. That is why nothing happened the moment she finished her chastisement.
No. It happened in the middle of it.
The wall five to the right of the door (his right) simply disappeared, consumed by an inky blackness that was passed withing feet of their position, directly behind the still speaking girl. It made no sound, it didn't even disturb the air, for that single second it was just as if all light had disappeared from the area. Then the black wall passed and air rushed in. He could only stair in shock at what it had left.
"Huh what's the matter Kyon, something on my face," When he didn't answer she checks behind her, "THis better not be some stu-"
Utter decimation. Nothing that had touched the black light had survived. A large stretch of the forest simply ceased to be, along with the ground. A long perfectly straight wound was all that remained. Both promptly fell on their asses.
[Q]Tch, missed.
The voice wasn't loud but it seemed to carry to the couple now sitting on the floor, who turned to see what had made it. Were the wall had been, staring at them, was a small red haired child. A girl, wearing some weird outfit like out of an anime, holding a sword easily twice her size and glaring in their direction.
"Dammit there was a door!" A blue hair woman stomps up behind her. Her voice was loud enought to carry over to them.
[Q]No time!
"It was right in front of you!" She yells at her younger companion mid flight. "Literally! It was 2 feet right in front of you!"
You touch down from your jump in front of the two kids, no doubt floor by your magnificence. One of them is holding one of those odd devices like the others. A camera, as Rin had described it. Sort of like a reverse scrying crystal, sending images to those "televotions" that you saw in the city. Apparently with this and something called "interwebs" (which Shirou explained was "like a series of tubes...", "for porn", and inhabited by trolls and men disguised as women and children) information could go around the globe at near instant speeds.
You were honestly impressed with the meatbags here, weak though they may be they sure knew how to live! Which reminded you, you should really get Caster to put in some Teevee and Come-pooters for you when you force her to fix the castle. You weren't entirely sure what this porn thing was but apparently Rin didn't like Shiro talking about it which only made you even more curious as to what it was. Something for later though.
[X] Eradicate the trespassers!
[X] This an excellent time to tell the world just who the boss is now!
[X] Not time! Go get Teevee and Interwebs now!
[X] Write in.
Also: I'd like to whether Haruhi and Kyon should be the real ones or just similar substitutes.
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Ardion Prosili
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No. They should be nothing. They shouldn't exist. WHY ARE THEY FUCKING HERE?! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
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[X] This an excellent time to tell the world just who the boss is now!
- - [X] Boldly declare who you are and that a NEW AGE of YOU has arrived, minions may submit to you and know... oh forget it, it's time to conquer the WORLD! And if there are any challengers who would dare face you in combat, you'll take 'em ALL on. :3
- - [X] Boldly declare who you are and that a NEW AGE of YOU has arrived, minions may submit to you and know... oh forget it, it's time to conquer the WORLD! And if there are any challengers who would dare face you in combat, you'll take 'em ALL on. :3
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[X] This an excellent time to tell the world just who the boss is now!
- - [X] Boldly declare who you are and that a NEW AGE of YOU has arrived, minions may submit to you and know... oh forget it, it's time to conquer the WORLD! And if there are any challengers who would dare face you in combat, you'll take 'em ALL on. :3
Expies should be enough.
- - [X] Boldly declare who you are and that a NEW AGE of YOU has arrived, minions may submit to you and know... oh forget it, it's time to conquer the WORLD! And if there are any challengers who would dare face you in combat, you'll take 'em ALL on. :3
Expies should be enough.
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Ardion Prosili said:
Than you can just vote to retcon the names. We'll see if others agree or disagree.
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[X] This an excellent time to tell the world just who the boss is now!
- - [X] Boldly declare who you are and that a NEW AGE of YOU has arrived, minions may submit to you and know... oh forget it, it's time to conquer the WORLD! And if there are any challengers who would dare face you in combat, you'll take 'em ALL on. :3
- - [X] Boldly declare who you are and that a NEW AGE of YOU has arrived, minions may submit to you and know... oh forget it, it's time to conquer the WORLD! And if there are any challengers who would dare face you in combat, you'll take 'em ALL on. :3
Meh, I'm okay with it. Would be fun seeing Haruhi's reaction to real magical stuff existing.Master of Squirrel-fu said:
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Sure, but their power is much, much weaker than canon. Fluff it as manipulating Gaia's reality marble subconsiously to an extent. That is godly power for insects.
We should enact plan give Rin a Tear before the Enforcers come and we turn them into tears and she realizes where they come from.
We should enact plan give Rin a Tear before the Enforcers come and we turn them into tears and she realizes where they come from.
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[X] This an excellent time to tell the world just who the boss is now!
- - [X] Boldly declare who you are and that a NEW AGE of YOU has arrived, minions may submit to you and know... oh forget it, it's time to conquer the WORLD! And if there are any challengers who would dare face you in combat, you'll take 'em ALL on. :3
- - [X] Boldly declare who you are and that a NEW AGE of YOU has arrived, minions may submit to you and know... oh forget it, it's time to conquer the WORLD! And if there are any challengers who would dare face you in combat, you'll take 'em ALL on. :3
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[X] This an excellent time to tell the world just who the boss is now!
- - [X] Boldly declare who you are and that a NEW AGE of YOU has arrived, minions may submit to you and know... oh forget it, it's time to conquer the WORLD! And if there are any challengers who would dare face you in combat, you'll take 'em ALL on. :3
- - [X] Boldly declare who you are and that a NEW AGE of YOU has arrived, minions may submit to you and know... oh forget it, it's time to conquer the WORLD! And if there are any challengers who would dare face you in combat, you'll take 'em ALL on. :3
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- - [X] Boldly declare who you are and that a NEW AGE of YOU has arrived, minions may submit to you and know... oh forget it, it's time to conquer the WORLD! And if there are any challengers who would dare face you in combat, you'll take 'em ALL on. :3
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Biigoh said:
That's a good question. I'd say we should suggest it to her, but I'm not sure Revya cares enough about the Grail War to have figured that out even though having listened to Rin and Caster both explain it she''d have a chance. On the other hand, maybe Caster wants to wait a bit before giving Saber access to enough prana to jump up in power?
[X] This an excellent time to tell the world just who the boss is now!
- - [X] Boldly declare who you are and that a NEW AGE of YOU has arrived, minions may submit to you and know... oh forget it, it's time to conquer the WORLD! And if there are any challengers who would dare face you in combat, you'll take 'em ALL on. :3
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[X] This an excellent time to tell the world just who the boss is now!
- - [X] Boldly declare who you are and that a NEW AGE of YOU has arrived, minions may submit to you and know... oh forget it, it's time to conquer the WORLD! And if there are any challengers who would dare face you in combat, you'll take 'em ALL on. :3
I don't mind the crossovers. They'll make the story more interesting (not that it needs it). Especially if we want more than just magi and vampires to fight.
- - [X] Boldly declare who you are and that a NEW AGE of YOU has arrived, minions may submit to you and know... oh forget it, it's time to conquer the WORLD! And if there are any challengers who would dare face you in combat, you'll take 'em ALL on. :3
I don't mind the crossovers. They'll make the story more interesting (not that it needs it). Especially if we want more than just magi and vampires to fight.