Cardin the Nerd 2
AndrewJTalon
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Ruby: "All right... Here's a tough one: Who is the trashier villain? Obito... Or Geto?"
Jaune and Cardin: "Geto/Obito."
Cardin: "Really bro? Obito is the worst."
Jaune: "Yeah, but he was a teenaged kid who died and got manipulated. He's still an evil bastard who only redeemed himself by the skin of his teeth at the end, but he got twisted up pretty bad and is clearly crazy. Geto just decided to start killing off everyone who wasn't a cursed energy user and then got clapped by everyone! He's all about 'monkeys monkeys monkeys'! But he's at his most dangerous when some other guy is piloting his body!"
Cardin: "Obito was also super self-serving and obsessed with a girl who wouldn't give him the time of day! Almost every bad thing that happens in the manga is because of him! Kakashi tore him apart and it STILL took Madara betraying him for him to even show the tiniest bit of remorse!"
Jaune: "But at least he showed some remorse! Geto died as he lived: A racist dumbass trying to kill off humanity for stupid reasons!"
Ruby: "No no no... Guys, come on. Are either of these villains truly worse... Than Shou Tucker?"
Cardin and Jaune: "FUCK THAT GUY!"
Jaune: "But at least Tucker got his commeuppance in the end!"
Cardin: "Damn straight! They didn't try to make him seem like he was 'misunderstood' or anything!"
Jaune: "Naruto forgave Obito though!"
Cardin: "Yeah but that's because he was trying to break the cycle of hatred! He clearly hated the guy but he wasn't going to continue the cycle! That was the point!"
Jaune: "At least Obito's plan made SOME kind of warped sense! Geto was just straight up stupid and weak! That's why he's trashier!"
Cardin: "No, Obito is!"
Nora: shoves Pyrrha in "Go on! You got this!"
Jaune: "Eh? What's up Nora?"
Nora; "PYRRHA HAS AN OPINION!"
Cardin: "What is it, Invincible Girl?" snorts
Pyrrha: "U-Um... I honestly really hated Mahito... The most..."
Silence. Then...
Jaune: "... Yeah, Mahito fucking sucks."
Cardin: "Hate that evil twink."
Ruby: "So glad he got what was coming to him!"
Pyrrha: blushes happily!
Yang: "I have no idea what's going on anymore."
Blake: pats her on the shoulder
Jaune and Cardin: "Geto/Obito."
Cardin: "Really bro? Obito is the worst."
Jaune: "Yeah, but he was a teenaged kid who died and got manipulated. He's still an evil bastard who only redeemed himself by the skin of his teeth at the end, but he got twisted up pretty bad and is clearly crazy. Geto just decided to start killing off everyone who wasn't a cursed energy user and then got clapped by everyone! He's all about 'monkeys monkeys monkeys'! But he's at his most dangerous when some other guy is piloting his body!"
Cardin: "Obito was also super self-serving and obsessed with a girl who wouldn't give him the time of day! Almost every bad thing that happens in the manga is because of him! Kakashi tore him apart and it STILL took Madara betraying him for him to even show the tiniest bit of remorse!"
Jaune: "But at least he showed some remorse! Geto died as he lived: A racist dumbass trying to kill off humanity for stupid reasons!"
Ruby: "No no no... Guys, come on. Are either of these villains truly worse... Than Shou Tucker?"
Cardin and Jaune: "FUCK THAT GUY!"
Jaune: "But at least Tucker got his commeuppance in the end!"
Cardin: "Damn straight! They didn't try to make him seem like he was 'misunderstood' or anything!"
Jaune: "Naruto forgave Obito though!"
Cardin: "Yeah but that's because he was trying to break the cycle of hatred! He clearly hated the guy but he wasn't going to continue the cycle! That was the point!"
Jaune: "At least Obito's plan made SOME kind of warped sense! Geto was just straight up stupid and weak! That's why he's trashier!"
Cardin: "No, Obito is!"
Nora: shoves Pyrrha in "Go on! You got this!"
Jaune: "Eh? What's up Nora?"
Nora; "PYRRHA HAS AN OPINION!"
Cardin: "What is it, Invincible Girl?" snorts
Pyrrha: "U-Um... I honestly really hated Mahito... The most..."
Silence. Then...
Jaune: "... Yeah, Mahito fucking sucks."
Cardin: "Hate that evil twink."
Ruby: "So glad he got what was coming to him!"
Pyrrha: blushes happily!
Yang: "I have no idea what's going on anymore."
Blake: pats her on the shoulder