AndrewJTalon
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Yes. Exactly. If there is a ass within 10 miles, including her own, it is not safe.
Terra: saucy grin "Oh yeah it is..."
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Yes. Exactly. If there is a ass within 10 miles, including her own, it is not safe.
Bruuhhhh I was literally thinking if I could/should write a Nier x RWBY crossover story with Jaune. Though my thoughts was more so exploring both the Androids and their purpose and also whether they'd have souls or not. Eventually Jaune would help end the fight between robots and androids and Yorha's Eden facility would have been revealed to have been working on tech to cross dimensions. Though the work only started recently due to newly recovered data regarding how white chlorination started and proof that Maso is foreign to their reality. Proving the existence of other dimensions and thus Eden is secretly put to work on creating a way to cross realities. Which would be how Jaune gets home.
Ren figures out how to invert his emotional suppression and creates emotional amplification.
Now he and Jaune are hiding from their very hot, very violent, very yandere teammates.
I mean there's four maidens and as far as I'm aware canon only got to threeAlso found a picture that would serve well as Shi Yin-Yue, Ren and Nora's childhood friend and Ren's fiance:
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We need more plot ideas for her.
A had an idea for a short.
> A younger Jaune brings Tanya to show and tell
> She's not allowed back afterwards because she advocated for morally gray thinking and to verify worthiness before following authority figures and the children were starting to be influenced.
> Of course that was after she had that lesson about all the ways you can torture someone with a t-shirt.
> Tanya insists but isn't her fault because Jaune begged her to come, not knowing she was buzzed at the time.
> It's harder to regulate her sadistic impulses when not completely sober.
Trust me, I'm not talented or skilled enough.Sounds great! Why don't you write it?
Hell, Tanya interacting with Jaune and his friends at Beacon in the present would be fun, too.
Trust me, I'm not talented or skilled enough.
I've written thousands of snippets, but that's about all I can manage.
I don't really want to. Knowing me, it would probably just fill me with anxiety like a lot of other stuff in life does.Stories are composed of thousands of snippets. Go ahead! Give it a shot!
It reminds me of the overacting plot of One Piece, Treasure Island/Treasure Planet, and/or possibly The Goonies (though I must admit that I haven't seen it, only read a summery).-Ren receives a letter from his late father. It tells Ren where a hidden treasure he concealed long ago is, with a map to it. The letter didn't arrive until now because it was treasure stolen from a corrupt Mistralian magistrate. However, the statute of limitations has to run out. Well, Ren is fine with recovering treasure for himself, Nora, and his friends, so off they go! But alas... Others know of the treasure, and are seeking it too!
-Turns out that Ruby hits a MEGA growth spurt over the summer and is nearly as tall and... Ahem... Gifted as Yang. Everyone tries very hard not to notice. Especially Jaune.
Jaune: *trollface* "Oh, and if you disobey me...I'll punish Ruby. Or Pyrrha. Or even Yang."
Weiss: *shocked gasp*
Pyrrha: "DISOBEY HIM! DISOBEY HIM NOW!"
Except Ruby is aware. Well aware.
That's why she's striding up to Jaune in just a set of overalls with that guileless smile on her face, just to ask her bestie to help her around the forge or just go look at weapons together.
With the Tournament coming up;
Jaune: "'scuse me, I've got a call to make."
<A few days later, the door is kicked open as a very attractive and curvy fox faunus storms in, shock pistol in one hand>
Carmelita: "Where's the idiota that told my goddamn Ringtail about some punk trying to make a name for himself as a Master Thief?"
Jaune: "Love you too, Aunt Carm."
Carmelita: "...Jaune? You...but why?"
Jaune: "I heard Uncle Sly wonder what to get you for your anniversary, so I thought I'd help."
Carmelita: *heaving angrily* "...I just chased that criminal through a museum, an aviary, half of Vale, the Headmaster's office and some warehouse downtown after he had his tongue down my throat, found Roman Torchwick and his accomplice unconscious and arrested them, confiscated enough Dust to blow up this city, and then had that Ringtail slap my ass and steal another goddamn kiss!"
Jaune, Team RWBY, Team JNPR: "..."
Carmelita: *happy giggle* "He's not leaving our bed for the next month~"
Blake: "...Ringtail? That's rac-MMMPH!?" *sputters through Yang's hand*
I kind of have Sly living in Radian, working as a consultant and happily married to Carmelita. Bentley and Murray are there too.
It reminds me of the overacting plot of One Piece, Treasure Island/Treasure Planet, and/or possibly The Goonies (though I must admit that I haven't seen it, only read a summery).
Didn't that kinda already happen in canon?
While it's never acknowledged in-universe, eventually (in I think from Volume 4 onward, or it might be another Volume) Rooster Teeth changed animation software from Poser Pro 2013 to Autodesk Maya, and with this change, the animation department also made all new models and designs for RWBY, and all teammates of team RWBY got the same figure because they have the same character model (though the switch to Autodesk Maya because the animation before that was really rough).
This meant that Ruby now was just as Gifted as Yang, but Weiss and Blake were suddenly also exactly as gifted, because those who had fewer curves got bigger, but those who had more got smaller.
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Taiyang: glares at Ruby "Is that all he is to you? He'd better stay that way! Neither of my daughters are ever gonna get involved with an Arc, and that's final!"
Yang: "You're not the boss of me!"
Ruby: "Yeah Dad! You can't just tell us to do something and not tell us why!"
Taiyang: "Too bad! That's my word and it's final! Now, give me hugs and I'll see you later. Remember! No Jaune Arc!"
Let's just say that Inspector Carmelita Cooper nee Fox was the coming of age crush for the boys at Radian.
And Sly is probably going to give the White Fang a collective aneurysm when he robs them blind.
Ironwood: "Ah, Inspector Fox."
Carmelita: "General Ironwood, how sure are you that these...relics are secure?"
Ironwood: "Oh, I have no doubts about their security. After all, I may have mentioned that the vaults are impregnable once or twice or three dozen times. Certainly not where a particularly notorious criminal could overhear."
Carmelita: "That's oddly specific, Sir."
<Later>
Ozpin: *eye twitching* "There was...this...in the vault."
*holds up a suspiciously familiar blue and white mask calling card*
Carmelita: "...RINGTAIL!" *storms out*
Ironwood: "Indeed, whoever would have thought that a legendary master thief could infiltrate the vault, steal the Relic, and then leave without anyone noticing. After all, it's not like you ignored my security recommendations."
Just as long as Lancelot has a grandaughter whose adopted father is there for her more than her actual father, his son. Because I kind of like the idea of Mash viewing Lancelot as a grandfather to spite Galahad for being like a deadbeat dad in comparison to Dr.Romani.Yes, the Fate Knights of the Round Table got a pretty happy ending here, too. So! What are they all up to in Radian? They would have retired with their Queen after the war and just worked on living quiet lives afterwards. Though Jaune knows all of them.
If it was anyone else, I'd call bullshit.
But it's Sly Cooper, so I won't.
I can only imagine how hard Roman and Neo would be fangirling over him.
Hmm... HMM...Yes, the Fate Knights of the Round Table got a pretty happy ending here, too. So! What are they all up to in Radian? They would have retired with their Queen after the war and just worked on living quiet lives afterwards. Though Jaune knows all of them.
This is why I say Mash treats Lancelot as grandfather but tries to just ignore Galahad. Because he's a snobbish arrogant holier than thou type who views her as nowhere near good enough for not fully meeting how he thinks things should be. So for a rebellious phase, she tries to be closer to Lancelot...even if she's got her own issues with him. He's at least nicer to her, and possibly there for the wedding.Mash/Galahad: Either would enjoy traveling, I think. Also means they don't have to be near Lancelot. Mash takes photographs, and her significant other(A Fujimaru) encourages Mash to share her experiences and travels. Mash is a blogger. Not sure about Galahad. Etiquette Instructor? Being the literal worst? Can't quite get a read on him.
If it was anyone else, I'd call bullshit.
But it's Sly Cooper, so I won't.
I can only imagine how hard Roman and Neo would be fangirling over him.
I'd have also accepted Arsine Lupin III as being able to do it.
She would have taken the whole vault if not the whole building