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[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

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Salem: And you....... Scion of Arcs, what a shame, a great bloodline, and the only living male heir is a fraud.

Jaune: Wow, that really hurt me, I mean I am in a lot of pain.

Salem (irritated): Are you trying to act smart with me boy .

Jaune: With the way you plan, I am surprised you even know what sarcasm is.

Salem (gritting teeth): I could end you! Break you like twig! Flay your skin! feed you to your kin as I rip them apart bit by bit!

Jaune: So you, a nigh unkillable, queen of Grimm, need to personally make sure, one slightly buff teenager is dead.

Poor Queens and their Poor deeds indeed.

Salem: Why! Why! Why do you not yield like the rest of your paltry excuse of comrades!

Jaune: Bitch my farts make better insults than you.

You think you're the only multi century old immortal who is plagued by nightmares? I became an immortal with the duty to be the guardian of a fairytale world at 19, all with the guilt of causing death to those closest to me, teenage insecurities, and being a fraud for the longest time . You can't even imagine how much effort it would take to unfuck my brain.
 
Original character do steal (and Bully)

Name: Boyle Lanzer

Hair: brown long, looks greasy (is not greasy. Actually incredibly silky and soft)

Age: same as Ruby start of canon (birthday is October 29th)

Eyes: brown

Skin: very pale (bad acne)

Aura color: pale yellowish green

Semblance: can convert aura into a kinda thick goo he can spray with different effects depending on if you're friend or foe. If you're a foe it's kinda like a sticky anti-aura/Grimm acid. If you're a friend it gets absorbed by your body and boosts your aura Regen and healing (though it also makes you nauseous).

Bio: Boyle is a criminal. He really doesn't want to be, but not a lot of legal jobs will hire a 15 year old and he needs to pay rent since his grandma (Maddie Lanzer) kidnapped his mother for some arbitrary reason for an adventure.

So Boyle ends up working for Roman. He's basically just a gopher and a healer on tap. Neo likes to bully him and hates when he has to use his semblance on her (the nausea keeps her from her ice cream).

Notes: poor boy is a magnet for low level misfortune. He's not getting Grimm busting down his door or anything but his toast is always gonna land butter side down when he drops it.
 
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Salem: And you....... Scion of Arcs, what a shame, a great bloodline, and the only living male heir is a fraud.
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Salem: "And goddamn, you couldn't even get a seventeen-year old whose voice hasn't cracked to commit suicide without a drawn-out fight scene?"
Jaune: "Huh?"
Salem: "You could have just pointed out that she couldn't lead a parade!"
Jaune: "Um..."
Salem: "And that she abandoned a team that actually was ride and die for her to lead two women who constantly undermined her and another whose middle name was 'Jobber'!"
Jaune: "I don't think-"
Salem: "Bitch, she bawled like a baby at the merest implication that I kicked her mother's ass all over the Grimmlands! And I did, and it was hilarious."
Jaune: "Okay, I'm not even going to unwrap the implications-"
Salem: "Two decades wallowing in your grief and bitterness, and you still couldn't master the art of shit-talking. Dishonor upon your family, and dishonor upon your cow! And by cow, I mean the ginger in your team."

<In Remnant>

Nora: "I suddenly feel sad and shamed and have the urge to curl up in a ball while eating a pint of ice-cream."
 
Jaune never goes to beacon.

There is no Cinder, Qrow found her while she was ambushing Amber and killed her, the Queen is assumed dormant because her major pawn died.

He remains in his sedentary lifestyle at his home, a normal life really.

Then the Grimm came. The Queen didn't go dormant, she became aggressive. She had decided that it was time to start her ascension and become the only being remaining on Remnant, save for the Grimm.

So many people died, so many potential huntsman initiates sacrificed their lives. But these Grimm where different, they weren't jus fodder for the huntsman to kill en masse.

They were crafted by the queen herself, to tear apart huntsman like they were wet paper.

In middle of this crisis, he hears a voice in his head, one that tells him the severity of the situation, one that begs him to do something because he is one of the few remaining that can.

He takes his family sword, no longer able to hold himself back after seeing the corpse of his lover and to be fiance, he takes his horse and leads. As he was born to.

My take on how a more historical Jaune and how a death world Remnant may seem like.
 
So, a stupid idea: Verdy and Coral have a habit of using Jaune as a guinea pig for their experiments. And after the Atlas Paladin mech specs leaked on the CCTnet (thanks War Thunder) they were like: "We can build something better than that piece of crap!"



And they did. And had Jaune pilot the new mecha. And he was a natural at it. A prodigy you might say since he defeated a massive Grimm attack on Radian pretty much single handedly.



Now, Jaune gets drafted by the Valean Defense Force and Ozpin to train others in how to pilot such mecha. A job he's not keen on, but hey, at least he's going to save lives and be a hero, right?



And then...



Coral: "Ummm... Bad news, bro."



Jaune: "What now?"



Coral: "Well we gave the specs to the VDF to help with developing new mecha but um... One of the techs leaked the specs on War Thunder and now everyone is trying to build their own."



Jaune: "... FUUUUUU-!"
 
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Masked Adam Idea 1
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    • You know, here's an idea: What if we made him a Char clone? That immediately makes him much more interesting. Even without the MS stuff, making Adam seeking revenge against Menagerie and humanity all makes him FAR better as an antagonist!

    What if he was part of the royal family of Menagerie? Betrayed by the Faunus Revolutionaries and sent to the mines? He saved Ghira's life as part of a long running plot to get in a position to overthrow Menagerie's government and take revenge for his family?

    But along the way he began to fall in love with Blake. And now he has a problem.

    Char-Clone Adam could have a scene like this with Blake:

    Blake: "How-How could you go this far?! Against fellow Faunus-!"

    Adam: "Because you betrayed me first."

    Blake: "You hate humans-!"

    Adam: "And I hated the Republic of Menagerie more! For taking everything from my family! For condemning us to die in a mine! Humans are humans, but you! You had a choice to NOT betray your fellow Faunus!"

    Blake: "I didn't betray you! I stood for what was right, for how we could be, how we should be!"

    Adam: "Lies, you stand for nothing, you didn't stand for peace, you didn't stand for your people and you didn't stand for me!..... You run, because that's all you know how to do. Running from the truth, running from what's necessary!"

    Blake: "That's not true, I changed, people change, People can change that's what we should be aiming for!"

    Adam: "You're so naive Blake, yes people can change, but you never saw the reason behind that change. Fear and violence forces change, you just stuck your head in the sand and refused to accept it after we crossed lines you couldn't handle!"

    Blake: "Your family sold our fellow Faunus into slavery!"

    Adam: "My family did the best they could under the heel of the humans! We planned to revolt when the time was right. But that wasn't good enough for your parents! They decided to SURRENDER to the humans! Try to make PEACE! And sacrifice their fellow Faunus to do it! Including my entire family! So who's morally superior here, Blake?! The humans wiped us out, but the blood of my family is on your family's hands!"
     
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    • Ok, so some context for the poor uninitiated?

    Cause who is Char?
     
    One day while scrolling dusttube Ruby comes across one of her classmates channels.

    Turns out sky has a cooking channel. A concerning one. Is...is he ok? Here are some of the quotes from his channel that have Ruby concerned.

    "This recipe calls for a key bump of baking soda."

    "Now make sure to crush up the walnuts as thoroughly as my father crushed my dreams of being a children's writer."

    "This recipe calls for pork chops. Unfortunately I forgot to buy pork chops so we'll be using 200 pieces of ham instead."

    "It's Valentine's Day and you know what that means. We're doing a six hour stream of making hot fudge brownies then crying while eating them in the shower."

    "The recipe says we should add a pinch of love, unfortunately I'm a little low on love since I never received any from my mother so instead we'll sub it for some MSG."

    Yeah sky definitely needs some help....
     
    SharkCultist said:
    The recipe says we should add a pinch of love, unfortunately I'm a little low on love since I never received any from my mother so instead we'll sub it for some MSG
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    Asian parenting, substitute outwardly shows of love with the Umami flavour in the food.

    A favorite tactic when your parents are in the wrong.

    They don't say sorry or shit, it was just, "Food's ready!" and you were happy.
     
    Ok someone will have to ease my confusion here, if you disagree with someone that Jaune Arc isn't an egg(someone who hasn't yet transitioned), based on a conversation where you argued that wearing a bunny onesie or rocking a dress are part of healthy masculinity and don't necessarily mean a character is transgender and you explain it to someone on Reddit.

    How does that make you a Transmisogynist?

    I usually don't bring Reddit bullshit to this place but this one is bothering me a little.
     
    zMADLAXz said:
    Ok someone will have to ease my confusion here, if you disagree with someone that Jaune Arc isn't an egg(someone who hasn't yet transitioned), based on a conversation where you argued that wearing a bunny onesie or rocking a dress are part of healthy masculinity and don't necessarily mean a character is transgender and you explain it to someone on Reddit.

    How does that make you a Transmisogynist?

    I usually don't bring Reddit bullshit to this place but this one is bothering me a little.
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    Because comfort in your sexuality and skin is a foreign concept to them.

    Non-standard interest will also get them thinking you're a trans person.

    Hell someone tried telling me I was trans because I liked Kim possible and totally spies.
     
    SharkCultist said:
    Because comfort in your sexuality and skin is a foreign concept to them.
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    Isn't the whole point of being trans is that you wish to feel comfortable in your own skin and be free of society's biases?

    I thank universe everyday that my cousin who came out as Non-Binary never got inter mingled into this crowd.
     
    zMADLAXz said:
    Ok someone will have to ease my confusion here, if you disagree with someone that Jaune Arc isn't an egg(someone who hasn't yet transitioned), based on a conversation where you argued that wearing a bunny onesie or rocking a dress are part of healthy masculinity and don't necessarily mean a character is transgender and you explain it to someone on Reddit.

    How does that make you a Transmisogynist?

    I usually don't bring Reddit bullshit to this place but this one is bothering me a little.
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    Ok good, someone else brought it up. It's something I've been seeing on Tumblr as well. This whole LGBTQ agenda in RWBY is frankly absurd and worrying.
     
    SharkCultist said:
    Because comfort in your sexuality and skin is a foreign concept to them.

    Non-standard interest will also get them thinking you're a trans person.

    Hell someone tried telling me I was trans because I liked Kim possible and totally spies.
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    What? xD I'm curious how they came to that conclusion, because one of them is a completely normal cartoon and the other is a whole bunch of different fetishes in the shape of a cartoon.
     
    Adalino51298 said:
    What? xD I'm curious how they came to that conclusion, because one of them is a completely normal cartoon and the other is a whole bunch of different fetishes in the shape of a cartoon.
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    They were saying I was connecting to strong female leads and that means I wanted to emulate them.

    Man I just had crushes on Alex and Yori.
     
    Mercury regains his semblance and it is a foul, cursed, evil thing that shows how depraved he is.

    Mercury has the power

    To turn people into marketable plushies.

    if he ever gets a semblance upgrade it will add voice lines and squeaks when you hug the plushified people.
     
    SharkCultist said:
    They were saying I was connecting to strong female leads and that means I wanted to emulate them.

    Man I just had crushes on Alex and Yori.
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    Yeah no; I really admired Kim, Shego and Yori (from Kim Possible) too. Didn't mean I wanted to be a girl, it just meant I was finally hitting puberty.
     
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    Yeah, let's just chalk it up to mental illness and a lot of other things, and disregard their opinions because they're stupid.

    Here's a fun idea:

    Blake and Jaune begin reading and enjoying manga and anime together. He knows how to be quiet unlike her teammates, and she's nice and quiet. So they have a nice quiet friendship... Which Blake decides is now a romance and so she will seduce him.
     
    AndrewJTalon said:
    Yeah, let's just chalk it up to mental illness and a lot of other things, and disregard their opinions because they're stupid.

    Here's a fun idea:

    Blake and Jaune begin reading and enjoying manga and anime together. He knows how to be quiet unlike her teammates, and she's nice and quiet. So they have a nice quiet friendship... Which Blake decides is now a romance and so she will seduce him.
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    I like the idea that Blake just decided they're dating and it doesn't even cross her mind to tell Jaune.

    Jaune: *asks Blake out on a date*

    Blake: *confused thought they were dating for three months*
     
    SharkCultist said:
    One day while scrolling dusttube Ruby comes across one of her classmates channels.

    Turns out sky has a cooking channel. A concerning one. Is...is he ok? Here are some of the quotes from his channel that have Ruby concerned.

    "This recipe calls for a key bump of baking soda."

    "Now make sure to crush up the walnuts as thoroughly as my father crushed my dreams of being a children's writer."

    "This recipe calls for pork chops. Unfortunately I forgot to buy pork chops so we'll be using 200 pieces of ham instead."

    "It's Valentine's Day and you know what that means. We're doing a six hour stream of making hot fudge brownies then crying while eating them in the shower."

    "The recipe says we should add a pinch of love, unfortunately I'm a little low on love since I never received any from my mother so instead we'll sub it for some MSG."

    Yeah sky definitely needs some help....
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    I like this would like to see it happen for friendship and maybe more later on
     
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