[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[Gur40]

Dork Duo

Spoiler: Weekend Movie Night

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If Words Fail Hair Can Work

Spoiler: Hair Down

Unfortunately for Pyrrha There is another Technique

Spoiler: Tie it up

Seduction of Jaune Arc Success

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Ace Ops is a Disappointment

Spoiler: Real Elites

How did they F up cocky skilled militants so badly

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if Jaune Amped Yang instead of waste it on Ren

Spoiler: Burn it all!

Cinder cast Fire and Yang just eating it or reversing it would have been hilarious

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What Caused Drunk Aqua to call her mom

Spoiler: They Visited Fuijin

Maybe they got drunk after Kazuma met up with his parents or younger brother?

 

[AndrewJTalon]

A fun idea in my Discord? What if Adam was actually Jacques Schnee's bastard child?

Jacques had a few women on the side, including a Cow Faunus Woman. When she learned she was pregnant she fled, fearing Jacques would make her abort the baby. She got help from an employee of Jacques in the know, and hid in a mining community. At some point she died of illness. Adam grew up an angry, bitter orphan... And then learned the truth. He is Jacques' son.

Thus, for him destroying the SDC is about revenge on a father he believes abandoned him, and a family that never knew about him. What are your thoughts?

 

[LordofBones]

A fun idea in my Discord? What if Adam was actually Jacques Schnee's bastard child?

Jacques had a few women on the side, including a Cow Faunus Woman. When she learned she was pregnant she fled, fearing Jacques would make her abort the baby. She got help from an employee of Jacques in the know, and hid in a mining community. At some point she died of illness. Adam grew up an angry, bitter orphan... And then learned the truth. He is Jacques' son.

Thus, for him destroying the SDC is about revenge on a father he believes abandoned him, and a family that never knew about him. What are your thoughts?

Click to shrink...

Whitley: "Well, at least with you, I know the dagger's going to come from the front."
Adam: *contemplates Whitley* "Boy, did I dodge a bullet."

Winter: "Where's Whitley?! What did you do to him?!"
Adam: *stares* "What I did-? Woman, he literally created a robot of you to ask him how his day's been and give him random hugs. What did you do to him?"

 

[Balorak146]

A fun idea in my Discord? What if Adam was actually Jacques Schnee's bastard child?

Jacques had a few women on the side, including a Cow Faunus Woman. When she learned she was pregnant she fled, fearing Jacques would make her abort the baby. She got help from an employee of Jacques in the know, and hid in a mining community. At some point she died of illness. Adam grew up an angry, bitter orphan... And then learned the truth. He is Jacques' son.

Thus, for him destroying the SDC is about revenge on a father he believes abandoned him, and a family that never knew about him. What are your thoughts?

Click to shrink...

I think the Adam/Weiss shippers are about to riot.

*goes to put popcorn in the microwave*

Edit: *pauses*

Well, except for the ones who are also fans of the Targaryens.