Hotness of the Arc Clan
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After RWBY and JNPR meet Jaune's parents and various relatives... Blake has one important question:
Blake: "Why are they all so hot?"
Weiss: "H-Huh?"
Blake: "Jaune's relatives. They're all so hot! Why?"
Weiss: "I mean... Wow, you're right."
Yang: "OH MY GODS SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT!"
Jaune: "Eh? What do you mean?"
Pyrrha: "Er, um... Well... Your family is... Is very... Very attractive."
Yang: "Are you kidding?! Jaune, your dad is basically the definition of a DILF!"
Jaune: "What's a DILF?"
Blake: "'Dad I'd Like to Fu-"
Jaune: "Okay. I... Seriously? He is?"
Weiss: "Are you blind?! He's over seven foot tall, pure muscle, that beard, that chin, those eyes...!"
Yang: "Easy Weiss, you're gonna melt."
Weiss: "Sh-Shut up! You were staring too!"
Pyrrha is bright red and looking back and forth between Jaune and his possible futures.
Jaune: "I... He is? I never really thought about it."
Yang: "Your Uncle Nanami has the same energy!"
Blake: nods "I want him to grab my hair and yank me back-"
Jaune: "BLAKE!"
Blake: "I'm only being honest!"
Yang: "And your priest uncle is making me want to get on my knees and pray-!"
Jaune: "NO! NO! NONE OF THAT! DO NOT MAKE ME GET THE HORNY BAT!"
Weiss: bright red "You-Stop being s-so uncouth!"
Yang: "You were thinking the same thing, Weiss!"
Weiss: "WELL I WASN'T SAYING IT!"
Blake: "Also your uncle Sanji is very attractive... If not for the fact he's an utter horndog and has zero game."
Sanji: "MY LOVE~<3!"
Girls: Scream and flee
Jaune: "I mean... So what? My dad and uncles are attractive? What's the big deal?"
Sun and Neptune walk up.
Neptune: "What the hell, Arc?! What's with your family?!"
Jaune: sigh "What are you talking about, Neptune?"
Neptune: points at Irina and Isabel "WHY ARE YOUR MOM AND AUNT SO HOT?! WHY?!"
Ren: "Thank you. I had hoped someone else would say it."
Sun: "I'm glad he said it."
Jaune: dark glower "Excuse me?"
Neptune: "You heard me! Your mom is basically the Queen of MILFs and your aunt is like a freaking super model! HOW?!"
Jaune: "Good living and genes I guess?! Stop being a creep!"
Yang: "Jaune, I'm fairly straight and even I am feeling like drooling over them."
Weiss: blush "Ummm..."
Pyrrha: blush "Uhhh..."
Blake: happily drooling already
Nora: "Hmmm... Ren? Do you think you could dye your hair blonde?"
Ren: "What about you?"
Nora: "Ooh! I'll think about it!"
Neptune: "Does it run in the family?! What about your sisters?!"
Jaune: "I'm not showing you pictures of my sisters-!"
Blake holds up her Scroll with a picture of Jaune and his sisters.
Blake: "Yes. They are."
Jaune: "Why do you have that?!"
Neptune: "... Jaune. Let me date your sisters."
Jaune: "NO!"
Neptune: "Just one?!"
Jaune: "NOT EVEN ONE!"
Neptune: "WHAT ABOUT YOUR AUNT?!"
Jaune: "SHE WOULD LITERALLY KILL YOU, NEPTUNE!"
Neptune: "If it was by Snu Snu, I would face it with a smile!"
Sun: "SAME!"
Innocent Ruby has been talking and laughing with Jaune's family. She walks back with a big smile.
Ruby: "What are we talking about?"
All: "NOTHING!"
Blake: "Why are they all so hot?"
Weiss: "H-Huh?"
Blake: "Jaune's relatives. They're all so hot! Why?"
Weiss: "I mean... Wow, you're right."
Yang: "OH MY GODS SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT!"
Jaune: "Eh? What do you mean?"
Pyrrha: "Er, um... Well... Your family is... Is very... Very attractive."
Yang: "Are you kidding?! Jaune, your dad is basically the definition of a DILF!"
Jaune: "What's a DILF?"
Blake: "'Dad I'd Like to Fu-"
Jaune: "Okay. I... Seriously? He is?"
Weiss: "Are you blind?! He's over seven foot tall, pure muscle, that beard, that chin, those eyes...!"
Yang: "Easy Weiss, you're gonna melt."
Weiss: "Sh-Shut up! You were staring too!"
Pyrrha is bright red and looking back and forth between Jaune and his possible futures.
Jaune: "I... He is? I never really thought about it."
Yang: "Your Uncle Nanami has the same energy!"
Blake: nods "I want him to grab my hair and yank me back-"
Jaune: "BLAKE!"
Blake: "I'm only being honest!"
Yang: "And your priest uncle is making me want to get on my knees and pray-!"
Jaune: "NO! NO! NONE OF THAT! DO NOT MAKE ME GET THE HORNY BAT!"
Weiss: bright red "You-Stop being s-so uncouth!"
Yang: "You were thinking the same thing, Weiss!"
Weiss: "WELL I WASN'T SAYING IT!"
Blake: "Also your uncle Sanji is very attractive... If not for the fact he's an utter horndog and has zero game."
Sanji: "MY LOVE~<3!"
Girls: Scream and flee
Jaune: "I mean... So what? My dad and uncles are attractive? What's the big deal?"
Sun and Neptune walk up.
Neptune: "What the hell, Arc?! What's with your family?!"
Jaune: sigh "What are you talking about, Neptune?"
Neptune: points at Irina and Isabel "WHY ARE YOUR MOM AND AUNT SO HOT?! WHY?!"
Ren: "Thank you. I had hoped someone else would say it."
Sun: "I'm glad he said it."
Jaune: dark glower "Excuse me?"
Neptune: "You heard me! Your mom is basically the Queen of MILFs and your aunt is like a freaking super model! HOW?!"
Jaune: "Good living and genes I guess?! Stop being a creep!"
Yang: "Jaune, I'm fairly straight and even I am feeling like drooling over them."
Weiss: blush "Ummm..."
Pyrrha: blush "Uhhh..."
Blake: happily drooling already
Nora: "Hmmm... Ren? Do you think you could dye your hair blonde?"
Ren: "What about you?"
Nora: "Ooh! I'll think about it!"
Neptune: "Does it run in the family?! What about your sisters?!"
Jaune: "I'm not showing you pictures of my sisters-!"
Blake holds up her Scroll with a picture of Jaune and his sisters.
Blake: "Yes. They are."
Jaune: "Why do you have that?!"
Neptune: "... Jaune. Let me date your sisters."
Jaune: "NO!"
Neptune: "Just one?!"
Jaune: "NOT EVEN ONE!"
Neptune: "WHAT ABOUT YOUR AUNT?!"
Jaune: "SHE WOULD LITERALLY KILL YOU, NEPTUNE!"
Neptune: "If it was by Snu Snu, I would face it with a smile!"
Sun: "SAME!"
Innocent Ruby has been talking and laughing with Jaune's family. She walks back with a big smile.
Ruby: "What are we talking about?"
All: "NOTHING!"