Jaune SI BS 15: Breakfast Woes
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Jaune and Yang met in a nightclub downtown one night. They danced and had fun... But Yang's mind was elsewhere.
So they took a break and sat down at a table to talk.
Jaune's Brain: Weird, I'm not deafened. I can actually listen to dialogue in a loud place. Huh!
Yang: "Man... Didn't know you had good footwork on the dance floor too!"
Jaune: "Seven sisters. Endless dancing lessons when they needed a partner."
Yang: "Heh! It shows!" She beams
Jaune: "You self-taught?"
Yang: "I mean I got some lessons from Sister Lavender at the church."
Jaune: "Really? You're a Table Breaker?"
Yang: "I mean... Sort of? Mom... Summer... Was devout. Dad? Not so much. We went when he was... Not well. Free meals every Sunday and Ruby loved her little dresses."
Jaune: nods
Yang: "You?"
Jaune: "My dad is a Paladin in the church. Mom goes and encouraged us to join too but she's less devout. Comes from being a doctor, I suspect."
Yang: "Heh... Does it bother you?"
Jaune: "Nah. And relax, I'm not gonna try to convert you or anything."
Yang: "I know."
They sip their drinks.
Yang: "Hey... Uh... Ruby wanted me to apologize."
Jaune: "For what?"
Yang: sighs "I uh... Well, when she mentioned you two were baking I uh... I got a little..."
Jaune: "Come on Yang. You being shy is cute sometimes but I also like my gal to be her fiery self."
Yang: sighs "I was a little jealous of my little sister. So, you know... She said I should sort my shit out." Glares "She didn't cuss until she met you, Sergeant Sewermouth."
Jaune: "I learned from my father that it's the only way to command. A leader who doesn't curse isn't fit to run a burger joint according to him."
Yang: "He's a Paladin of the Church?"
Jaune: "Well he never takes the Lord's name in vain, everything else just requires some penance and prayer. It's how he became a Paladin!"
Yang: giggles "You know... I am sorry if I've been a little, uh... What's the word Blake used?"
Jaune: "Yandere?"
Yang: "Yeah, that."
Jaune: "Nah. Weiss and Blake's heads aren't in a trash bin, you're okay. Still... Am I doing anything to make you worry so much, Yang?"
Yang: "No! ... Well..." grimace "I mean, I've... Gone out with boys before. Some real jerks who changed their tune the second I hit puberty. Some sleazebags who made friends with Ruby just to get a chance with me. But the second I didn't want to go all the way because of Ruby, well... They just ran off. You... You're just... Different."
Jaune: "Good different?"
Yang: grins "You're like... Well... A man."
Jaune: "Good start."
Yang: "Heh. You know what I mean. You don't strut like Neptune or try hard like Sun. You keep your cool in a fight and... I dunno... Do dad stuff. Or what a dad is supposed to do."
Jaune: "Well... Thank you?"
Yang: "You really need to learn how to take a compliment. But yeah... I just saw how the others started to eye you. Blake started sniffing around. Weiss, well... She's in denial but she clearly likes you. And Pyrrha..."
Jaune: "Yeah, she's... It's complicated."
Yang: "And well... One's a rich heiress. Another is a Faunus princess. Pyrrha's a celebrity champion-"
Jaune: "And you're you, Yang. You're a kickass fighter and biker chick who loves her little sister and is a great cook! You can be feminine, soft and warm and fiery and smashy! I mean... I love that you don't fit into a box. You're you, Yang. And I'm an old-fashioned guy: You don't have to worry about me straying."
Yang blushes deeply. She looks deeply into his eyes.
Yang: "I know. I'm... Not so worried about you."
Jaune: "Listen. We've just started dating." He squeezes her hands "All right? I care for you."
Yang: "You also love the others."
Jaune: sighs "I'm never living that down, am I? I mean philia, friendship or family love. Though..."
Yang: "Though?"
Jaune: sighs "I mean... It's not like I haven't noticed. I swear, there isn't a single bad looking woman here. And well... Urgh... Headmaster Ozpin's got me schmoozing with female transfer students... And Pyrrha well. She kind of confessed to me."
Yang: tenses
Jaune: "I made it clear we're together, and she accepted it. I just want you to know so we don't have any stupid misunderstandings. You are my girlfriend, Yang, and I'm your boyfriend. That's not going to change unless we decide to break up or..."
Yang: "Or?"
Jaune: smiles "Or we get married."
Yang: flush "Heh... With a dozen kids?"
Jaune: blush "Er, it's... An Arc thing... Only if we get that far. I'm not in a hurry and... And I want to build a future together. With someone who wants that with me, too."
Yang: "G-Geez... You know... If anyone else said that, I'd say it was corny as hell."
Jaune: "And... So?"
Yang: "It's still corny as hell..." She slides up against him and nuzzles him "But it works for you."
Jaune: "Heh, thanks." He nuzzles her back
Yang: "Still... You know, with all this female attention, another guy might be tempted to try and make a harem."
Jaune: "One, that kind of shit works ONLY if everyone is in the know and agrees to it and even then, it would be hard. Two? Only an idiot would cheat on women who could beat the shit out of him with superpowers."
Yang: giggles "I'm not hearing a no to the harem part though."
Jaune: "You're also not hearing a yes."
Yang: "Heheh... Like I said. Dad energy."
Jaune: "I have only just begun to tap into it. For instance: I tried to date two women named Kate and Edith. They found out and we broke up. Which just proves you can't have your Kate and Edith too."
Yang: "HAHAHA! Did you hear about the new dating site that matches women up with construction workers?"
Jaune: "Nope!"
Yang: "It's called Studfinder."
Jaune: "Hahahaha!"
Militia and Melanie stare over at them.
Militia: "Can we kick them out?"
Melanie: "They aren't starting trouble."
Militia: "But those puns!"
Melanie: "I don't know... Her boyfriend's kind of cute. Maybe we could steal him from her?"
Militia: "I like my teeth where they are, thank you very much."
Jaune did have more cooking skills than me, but I had more experience. So together, we-I mean, I-was able to cook breakfast for the teams pretty successfully almost every day.
Bonding with food was a great way to help solidify bonds, and hopefully it would help Ruby out with her team, too. Especially since I invited her to help me cook a lot.
Today's breakfast was crepes... And at Ruby's insistence, we made some of them into dessert crepes.
Nora: gasp "You made like... A thin pancake and transformed it into a burrito for fruit, ice cream, and chocolate?!"
Jaune: "Yes."
Nora: eyes shining "What is your church so I may worship the creator of this amazingness?!"
Jaune: "One step at a time, Nora."
Nora: "Oh, so there's an initiation thing?"
Jaune: "Something like that..."
Weiss: "I think I'll take one with yogurt, fruit and nuts please? My teeth hurt just looking at them."
Jaune: "Sure thing, Weiss."
Ruby: "That's how you know it's tasty!"
Weiss: "Do you know the LD50 for sugar, Ruby?"
Ruby: "Ugh, no! And why do people keep asking me that?!"
Nora devours the crepe eagerly. She looks to Jaune.
Nora: "Can I have seconds, Jaune? Please? Pretty please?"
Jaune: "Sure!" He prepares another... And notices that Ren is a bit tense.
Jaune's Brain: Shit... I've got to be a bro to Ren. I'm not some NTR protagonist, no thank you!
Jaune: "And I'll teach Ren how to do it for you too."
Nora: gasp "REALLY?!"
Jaune: "Sure will!" smiles "He's your number one guy for breakfast, after all."
Nora: "In general!" hugs Ren "Will you learn how to make these fancy pancake tacos for me, Renny? Will you?"
Ren: ghost of a smile "I will."
Nora: "YAY!"
Nora eats happily. Ren takes his own crepe and nods gratefully to Jaune. Jaune just smiles back.
Jaune's Brain: Screw those ArcNora shippers. This is too precious to ever want to break up...
Yang: "Hey! Your beautiful girlfriend wants breakfast, Jaune~!"
Blake: "Mmph..."
Pyrrha: "Please don't forget me either?"
Jaune: "Hang on, hang on..." He gives Yang and Pyrrha crepes with some ham, eggs and fried veggies "There you go, perfect protein starter pack for my beautiful girlfriend and partner, and..." Blake perks up at her crepe "A salmon egg and potato hash for our resident cat ninja."
Ruby: "Should have put in more syrup!"
Jaune: "I didn't put in any."
Ruby: "Exactly!" pouts
Jaune: "Easy Ruby. You're starting to sound like Nora."
Nora: "What's wrong with that?"
Jaune: "Nothing... But it would get confusing."
Nora: "How? I mean, I'm an actual ginger and she's just a pretend redhead!"
Ruby: "WHAT?! I am too a redhead! Just... Um... A dark one!"
Nora: "Nuh uh! I'm gingeriffic! I have gingervitis!"
Ruby: "That's not a real thing! Just like LD50 or whatever!"
Weiss sighs. She eats her breakfast and looks at Jaune.
Weiss: "You know... It's actually pretty good."
Jaune: "Thanks."
Weiss: huffs a little "My father would have a conniption if he saw me eating this fare."
Jaune: "So... Seconds?"
Weiss: small smile "If you please?"
Jaune turns to the stove... And Mint is standing there.
Jaune: "GAH! How'd you get in here?!"
Mint: points at Ruby's ice cream laden crepe, then at herself
Jaune: "Oh... You want some?"
The disguised Neo nods. Jaune sighs and switches to sign language.
Jaune: "<Just give me a minute. What toppings do you want?>"
Mint blinks, then signs back:
Mint: "<All of them.>"
Jaune: "Makes it easy..."
Ruby: "Oh! Hey new friend! Welcome! Do you like crepes too?"
Mint: smiles
Jaune: "Nuts about them."
Weiss: "You can't just come in here uninvited-!"
Jaune: "It's cool Weiss. I take it as a compliment when random people come in to ask for my cooking."
Ruby: "Ooh, me too!"
Pyrrha has a wary look on her face. Yang scowls as Mint seems to hover all over Jaune.
Jaune finally finishes the crepes with icecream and toppings, and hands it to Mint.
Jaune: "Here you go."
Mint takes a few licks... Bites... Then finishes it all with gusto. She beams at him.
Jaune: "Another?"
Mint nods.
Jaune: "Sure..." Jaune prepares another, and his own crepe. He then finally sits at the table across from Yang... And Mint slides into his lap. "Uh..."
Mint smirks and takes her time eating her crepe, as Yang, Ruby, Weiss, Pyrrha, and Blake scowl. Nora and Ren are busy with their breakfast.
Jaune: "Um... There's another chair over there."
Mint: "<I'm fine here. Aren't you?>"
She winked. Jaune sighed.
Jaune: "No."
Mint: "<Tough.>"
Jaune's Brain: Goddamnit... I had to get the universe with the flirty Neo, didn't I?
Sun: "Hey! What smells so good?"
Neptune: "Yeah, we were stopping by and..." He gapes at Jaune "GODSDAMNIT! I TOLD YOU! HE'S A DAMN HAREM PROTAGONIST!"
Jaune: rolls his eyes "Shut up Neptune."
Neptune: "But-But-!"
Jaune: "Don't hate me for your lack of skill."
Neptune gapes like a dying fish.
Mint waves her hand in front of her face with a smirk.
Yang smirks a bit... But her eyes are still red as she glares at Neo.
Jaune's Brain: Hoo boy... Gotta nip this in the bud quick... Freaking chaotic shortstacks...