Jaune the Barbarian 9
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Back at the docks, right after the fight with Thanh and Roman...
The teenagers had been let loose from the cops, and Miss Goodwitch was about to shuffle them off back to Beacon... When Nora, Ren, and Jaune broke off from the main group.
"Miss Valkyrie, Mister Arc, Mister Ren, what are you doing?"
"Looting the bodies of the criminals, of course," Jaune said cheerfully, pulling out an unconscious guy's wallet, "Hey! He's got a full punchcard for Sandwich King!"
"I know where we're going for lunch next!" Nora chirped, taking off a watch from another Faunus. She pouted. "Aw, it's a fake Tolex!"
"You're putting it on anyway," Ren pointed out. Nora beamed.
"Of course, it's shiny!"
"Wh-WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE COMMON CRIMINALS?!" Weiss shouted in shock, before Goodwitch could express her outrage. Jaune shrugged.
"Well, I did live on the road for like, six months. People tried to kill me, so I beat them up and took their money," he said, "And any valuables. Usually food, since I was starving."
"Hey! That was most of our lives, too!" Nora said cheerfully, "Except we couldn't beat up as many people cause we were kids, but we did loot bodies!"
"It was only sensible, seeing as they were dead and unlikely to mind," Ren deadpanned. "Ah, another fake Tolex."
"Gimme! I wanna make a chandelier!" Nora cried.
Jaune nodded, and beamed at the gobsmacked Goodwitch and other Hunters-in-Training.
"See? This is why we get along so well," he said, "Hey Ruby? You want to split a sandwich with me at Sandwich King?"
Ruby grinned.
"Sure Jaune-!"
"NO! You're splitting a sandwich with ME, Jaune!" Pyrrha cried, shoving Ruby aside.
"You don't even LIKE sandwiches, Pyrrha!" Ruby growled, shoving her back.
"I DO WHEN I EAT THEM WITH JAUNE!"
Jaune turned to Yang. "You wanna share a sandwich, Yang?"
Yang smirked a little, enjoying how Goodwitch's face was burning with anger.
"You're on a roll, Jauney."
"... That a yes?"
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I do need to write more bits where Jaune is just totally okay with Ren and Nora's antics. Six months living as a wandering swordsman will make you a bit less uptight about such things.
The teenagers had been let loose from the cops, and Miss Goodwitch was about to shuffle them off back to Beacon... When Nora, Ren, and Jaune broke off from the main group.
"Miss Valkyrie, Mister Arc, Mister Ren, what are you doing?"
"Looting the bodies of the criminals, of course," Jaune said cheerfully, pulling out an unconscious guy's wallet, "Hey! He's got a full punchcard for Sandwich King!"
"I know where we're going for lunch next!" Nora chirped, taking off a watch from another Faunus. She pouted. "Aw, it's a fake Tolex!"
"You're putting it on anyway," Ren pointed out. Nora beamed.
"Of course, it's shiny!"
"Wh-WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE COMMON CRIMINALS?!" Weiss shouted in shock, before Goodwitch could express her outrage. Jaune shrugged.
"Well, I did live on the road for like, six months. People tried to kill me, so I beat them up and took their money," he said, "And any valuables. Usually food, since I was starving."
"Hey! That was most of our lives, too!" Nora said cheerfully, "Except we couldn't beat up as many people cause we were kids, but we did loot bodies!"
"It was only sensible, seeing as they were dead and unlikely to mind," Ren deadpanned. "Ah, another fake Tolex."
"Gimme! I wanna make a chandelier!" Nora cried.
Jaune nodded, and beamed at the gobsmacked Goodwitch and other Hunters-in-Training.
"See? This is why we get along so well," he said, "Hey Ruby? You want to split a sandwich with me at Sandwich King?"
Ruby grinned.
"Sure Jaune-!"
"NO! You're splitting a sandwich with ME, Jaune!" Pyrrha cried, shoving Ruby aside.
"You don't even LIKE sandwiches, Pyrrha!" Ruby growled, shoving her back.
"I DO WHEN I EAT THEM WITH JAUNE!"
Jaune turned to Yang. "You wanna share a sandwich, Yang?"
Yang smirked a little, enjoying how Goodwitch's face was burning with anger.
"You're on a roll, Jauney."
"... That a yes?"
- - -
I do need to write more bits where Jaune is just totally okay with Ren and Nora's antics. Six months living as a wandering swordsman will make you a bit less uptight about such things.