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The SFW image thread

Scygnus said:
It'd be really hilarious if rumors made that become a thing.
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The Legend of Wang Fire is canon:

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her tits are too big / she's too flat
hair too long /too short
wearing too much / scandalous cleavage (...okay, that could theoretically also be folded into the first, but I mean "too large" here)

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Actually saw something like that once at a hotel where we had a conference for work.
 
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Not pictured: the exceedingly long beard of Women Fear Me Fish Fear Men Turn Their Eyes Away From Me As I Walk No Beast Dare Make A Sound In My Presence I Am Alone On This Barren Earth.

Because the 4chan fanbase of the webcomic Kill Six Billion Demons makes some wonderful memes.
 
Ragnarok said:
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I know this was supposed to be a joke, but it's actually a problem down there.
When I lived in TX, 3 of the 4 places I lived at did not have any internal heat sources other than the stove, I spent several nights sleeping on the floor in the kitchen with the oven on and opened (VERY unsafe). Since it so rarely falls below freezing, and people who grew up there can go their entire lives without encountering it, people just don't think about it. Several people I knew didn't even own more than 1 blanket per person in the house. And those blankets weren't what those of us up north would consider 'Winter Weight'.
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On the other hand, I actually DID know someone who owned a flamethrower (not the picture). :p
He wouldn't have used it on his driveway though, to expensive to use authentic fuel (or so he claimed). For something like that, he'd use a Super-Soaker filled with gas with a Zippo taped to the end, or one of the following.
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Jake said:
It would also cause more problems than it solved, because the melted snow would refreeze as black ice.
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The snow and ice would turn to steam in that heat.
And for all the problems with snow and ice in Dallas right now, the temperature is only 30%F, so it's not like all the drains are clogged and frozen over. Besides, 1 spot of ice is easier to cover with sand than an entire driveway.
 
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