Tribulations of the God-Harem King [Highschool DxD/Exalted] (CLOSED)

[Lon]

Meh, alright. I don't feel too well right now, but I can at least help you out:

Click to shrink...

Take care of yourself Alex.

[X] Ask Kurotabou for a solution

Maybe he knows how to fix this since this is their territory.

Other than that. Hope the Museum yokai is still around.

 

[cross_grave]

[X] Ask Kurotabou for a solution.
-[X] If he has no ideas, ask people in your soul for a solution. Prepare to disregard any advice Bright or Ddraig might have to offer, depending on how helpful it is.

 

[ragoogar]

[X] Try to calm down Shou-san
-[X]Tell him that seeking revenge is wrong... Scratch that, Being a part of the Perverted Trio, have Issei remind him of the wonders of perversion, the joys of your first glimpse of the changing rooms, the first porn mag bought, try to remind Shou of the wonders of Perversity, that you know how it is because you were once... nay, you are still a pervert yourself. That no matter how much you get beat up, you never strike back. That the brotherhood of hentai does not shatter even if one of you gets a girlfriend, Show him the Light!

The power of Hentai compels you!

 

[kinglugia]

[X] Try to calm down Shou-san
-[X]Tell him that seeking revenge is wrong... Scratch that, Being a part of the Perverted Trio, have Issei remind him of the wonders of perversion, the joys of your first glimpse of the changing rooms, the first porn mag bought, try to remind Shou of the wonders of Perversity, that you know how it is because you were once... nay, you are still a pervert yourself. That no matter how much you get beat up, you never strike back. That the brotherhood of hentai does not shatter even if one of you gets a girlfriend, Show him the Light!
-[X] Preferably without you literally going golden boy on him ^_^;

 

[iamnuff]

[X] fuck it, just kill (rekill?) him.

Send him onto the next life, nobody cares.

 

[Smuthunter]

[X] fuck it, just kill (rekill?) him.

Fucks given: zero.

 

[Alexander]

I'm better now, so I will chuck out a quick update. Vote closed. Winner is:

[X] Try to calm down Shou-san

 

[Alexander]

You have to make Shou-san see reason. Fighting each other is meaningless!

You turn to your fellow pervert. "Shou-san! Know that I, as a fellow-"

WWWWUUUHHH!!

And double your running speed once he starts shooting freaking laser beams! "What we can do now?!" You ask Kurotabou.

With a sight the youkai turns around, runs to Shou-san-

And slams an enormous hammer the size of a car on the ghost's head.

That works.

----

Later a crew of small youkai shows up to tie Shou-san, pick him up and drag him somewhere.

"There is a medium that help ghosts passing on to the afterlife." Kurotabou explains. "She will be able to deal even with this case."

"That's good, but..." Relief for Shou-san leaves place for guilt. "I screwed up."

"Completely." Kurotabou's words are like knifes to the heart. "Then again, I doubt anyone would have been able to predict that."

"Still, it's my fault." You look down. "I was a...a..."

"Idiot?"

"Yeah. It's as you say Kurotabou-san: I was an idiot."

"Uh, I didn't say anything." The black clad monk seems confused.

You look up. "Eh?"

"An amazing couple of idiots if I say so myself. Honestly, believing that such a poorly made charade was enough to fool me even for a second."

"!" At the unknown voice you and Kurotabou get back to back, Boosted Gear unfolding and swords appearing in the youkai's hands.

"If you want to meet with me, you just have to ask."

Out of nowhere appear hovering balls of blue flames, forming a line heading in a precise direction.

The Museum's direction.

"...Shall we?"

"It would be impolite to turn down such an offer." You remark.

"Pointless too." Kurotabou scoffs.

----

As predicted following the flames' balls lead you to the Museum, where you find the main doors open.

The monk enters first, weapons ready. You follow behind.

The moment you're fully inside the doors slam shut, while more flames' balls appear around you to form a circle.

You two, and someone else.

"Greetings."

A chicken youkai? No: his appearance may suggest so, but his abilities suggest something more.

"I am Youkai Inuhōō, one of the Shikoku Hachijūhakki Yakō's executives. Thanks for accepting my invitation." His tone is polite, but here it only sounds mocking.

You raise an eyebrow. "You mean, thanks for giving me the home advantage?"

He half-grins in amusement. "You knew, and still came? Such arrogance, or maybe you're just hopelessly foolish?"

"Why don't you come here and check for yourself?" You raise menacingly your claws.

His grin grows largem but he doesn't move. Beside you Kurotabou is silent, ready to spring into action.

What do you do?
[] Attack first.
[] Wait and let either Kurotabou or the enemy do the first move.
[] Speak with the enemy:
-[] About what? (write-in)
[] Check your surroundings
[] Write-in.

 

[ragoogar]

[X] Attack first

Shoot first ask questions later... While diplomacy is all well and good, Yokai value strength above all. I believe he will be more amenable to dialogue after we showed him who's boss. Plus Issei is a dragon, act like one.

 

[Kelenas]

[X] Check your surroundings

Something seems fishy about this to me.

 

[cross_grave]

[X] Check your surroundings.
-[X] Do it under the guise of talking first.

Issei is also a Solar. And not an idiot. Most of the time.

And he did just point out the guy obviously had something prepared for us. Try to discern anything that might be wrong, counter it, THEN beat his face in. Painfully, of course.

 

[Fellgar]

[X] Check your surroundings.
-[X] Do it under the guise of talking first.

 

[Smuthunter]

[X] Check your surroundings.
-[X] Do it under the guise of talking first.

 

[EternitynChaos]

[X] Check your surroundings.
-[X] Do it under the guise of talking first.

 

[Selias]

[X] Check your surroundings
-[X] While doing so, try baiting him. "Not going to attack? What are you? Chicken?"

 

[Least Devotee]

[X] Check your surroundings

 

[Sunhawk]

[X] Check your surroundings.
-[X] Do it under the guise of talking first.

 

[Noctum]

[X] Check your surroundings.
-[X] Do it under the guise of talking first.

 

[Galeiam]

[X] Check your surroundings.
-[X] Do it under the guise of talking first.
--[X] If no other presence can be detected...KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Edit:
Guys...there are so many chicken jokes that we HAVE to use them during the fight.

 

[Larekko12]

[X]Use Anima Investigation Power
[X]Talk while doing your Bullshit.
-[X]" So tell me Inuhōō-san what is so interesting here that you must threaten the reigning peace of the region and prey upon those lives?"

 

[Diller]

[X] Check your surroundings.
-[X] Do it under the guise of talking first.

 

[Undying Litch-King]

[X]Use Anima Investigation Power
[X]Talk while doing your Bullshit.
-[X]" So tell Inuhōō-san what is so interesting here that you must threaten the reigning peace of the region and prey upon those lives?"

Click to shrink...

I agree here. Issei's a Solar, and might as well get working on his Social-Fu skills. Also, I'd like to see if we could get the Chicken-man to explain exactly what's going on between the two Clans, possibly if he/it wants to try to keep the Committee out of Youkai Business.

Edit: opps, quoted the wrong post *fixed*

 

[Prince Charon]

[X]Use Anima Investigation Power
[X]Talk while doing your Bullshit.
-[X]" So tell me Inuhōō-san what is so interesting here that you must threaten the reigning peace of the region and prey upon those lives?"

 

[kinglugia]

[X]Use Anima Investigation Power
[X]Talk while doing your Bullshit.
-[X]" So tell me Inuhōō-san what is so interesting here that you must threaten the reigning peace of the region and prey upon those lives?"

 

[noahgab1133]

[X]Talk while doing your Bullshit.
-[X]" So tell me Inuhōō-san what is so interesting here that you must threaten the reigning peace of the region and prey upon those lives?"

 

[EternitynChaos]

*facepalm* guys... using our Anima power is A) really really fucking obvious, what with us starting to glow like a mini-sun and all, stealthy it is not, and B) only really useful for spells and such, and also, this guy's whole thing is fire manipulation, NOT illusions and shit;

and the whole reason they are doing this is fucking obvious to the point of stupidity, its how they gather power, its what Youkai do, asking them that is like asking Rias why she gives out fliers or such it's just going to make us look like idiots, to the point I'm hoping Alexander calls common sense on it for it being that pants on head foolish with what we already know and our skills >.>

 

[noahgab1133]

so what do you suggest? We should check for traps and the like.

 

[EternitynChaos]

a normal awareness check, which is what check the surrounding's vote would be, that and/or an investigation check, plus we do have our surprise attack negator merit so that's not a big deal, and Kuro is an old hand at the whole assassin thing so him getting caught unaware is very unlikely as well.

Also trying to feed this guy a line of bullshit is so unlikely to work its laughable, Issei can't lie to save his life, maybe is Eiko was doing the talking for us but we have 1 dot in manipulation, physical conflict we can hold our own against him with Kuro here, though we are probably going to loose our pants >.> and our shirt, and cause UFO reports /laugh but social, not so much, not with anything put pure Charisma + Presence BS and thats not really an option here, ymmv of course but that's my take on it

Also, we are not here for the Committee any longer, and only the Nura Clan had an agreement with them, we are helping out on our own time, its not like we are a Member of the HCC after all

 

[Sol Mark-1]

[X] Check your surroundings.
-[X] Do it under the guise of talking first.

 

[Stroth]

[X] Check your surroundings.
-[X] Do it under the guise of talking first.