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Dave's Eventual Cape Name (Vote is not binding, mostly fishing for ideas)

  • Sharky

    Votes: 3 6.1%
  • Palp

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Trouble

    Votes: 15 30.6%
  • Terrorist

    Votes: 12 24.5%
  • Town

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • Snake

    Votes: 2 4.1%
  • Solid Snake

    Votes: 10 20.4%
  • Pikachu

    Votes: 5 10.2%
  • Something else I am putting as a comment in the thread

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • Total voters
    49
  • Poll closed .
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This will be posted in both the SFW and NSFW sections. For more details of this story, check the preface!
A man wakes up in Worm with questionable memories of questionable events, while carrying questionable possessions and even more questionable powers.
Asking himself (and others) important questions like "How do you spell innocent backwards?", "Why do I care if you know how to spell innocent backwards?", "How did I become an Old Man?", "Why do I consider myself to be an innocent terrorist?", "Why do I consider being a terrorist a good thing?", "Why does my power consider being a terrorist a good thing?", "What is wrong with my power and why is it so dumb? In an affectionate way because it is dumb in my favor,", and "What the heck is a Yognau(gh)t?"
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Scoreboard New
Terrorist points are low-level rewards, Burrito points are medium-level rewards, and Dingus points are the highest level of rewards to readers. You can get them through various things in the author's notes, mostly correctly guessing things before they are actually revealed, and this is a little chart to keep track of everyone who has gotten any of them and how many they currently have of each. This keeps track of score in both the SFW and NSFW threads, so don't be confused if you see a name and don't remember them getting points.


UsernameTerrorist PointsBurrito PointsDingus Points
@Laerza010
@JohnDoeHM 200
 
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Bounty for Points 1 New
If anyone can correctly guess why exactly I was thinking about what I was thinking about when I made the title for Chapter 23, I will award them points. Your first major hint is the chapter title itself of course. Your second hint is that I named chapter 23 just now after I proofread it a final time before I uploaded it, and the chapter I was working on most recently was Chapter 28.

If anyone can correctly guess exactly what was going through my mind when I named it, and they do so before chapter 28 is released, I will award them: 15 Terrorist points, 10 Burrito points, 5 Dingus points, and 3 Rainbow Dingus points.

This bounty offers so many points for a reason, and that reason is that I'm somewhat doubtful anyone will successfully cash in. I may award partial points for partial guesses though, don't expect very many points for partial guesses though. If anyone guesses it spot on though, I will beg the site staff to add something to their avatar to indicate they are some sort of god. I don't know if the staff will do it, but I will beg them for it.

Rainbow Dingus points are the new, final point currency for the story, and are only awarded for things I'm fairly sure are not going to be obtained. Don't get me wrong, it's totally possible, but in order to guess it someone would need to be fairly well versed in two separate franchises aside from Worm, one of them being Yogscast TTT.

If someone guesses it after Chapter 28 is released, but before the idea in my notes that made my mind go onto the train of thought that resulted in this chapter name actually happens, I will award them 1 of each type of point, including a Rainbow Dingus point, though that may be a bit too easy to warrant a Rainbow Dingus point, they will get one anyways.

I'll only add Rainbow Dingus points to the Scoreboard after someone actually gets one, because... I'm not sure anyone will get any for a while.
 
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