Mr Zoat
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13th September 2012
06:53 GMT -5
"I'm not letting the Reach win."
"Okay, I thought you'd say that, but hear me out. If-."
"I've spoken to Abra Kadabra. At length. I know what happens already. Or-"
She shifts awkwardly.
"-I know what would have happened except for my intervention. The Reach conquer Earth, take away metahumans for their metaweapon breeding programs and then eventually abandon the place once Larfleeze decides to eat them. Civilisations the Reach created go their own ways before eventually joining back up as the United Planets."
"Kadab-? Wait, which one was he?"
"The Flash villain? Pretends to be a magician? Turned him into a wooden puppet one time? I think he actually comes from further in the future than the Legion does."
"So… You know."
"So I know." I shrug. "Larfleeze has been disarmed and is undergoing therapy. Qward is in turmoil. The Orange Lantern Corps, the Darkstars and L.E.G.I.O.N. are making inroads into Reach controlled space. Events cannot happen in this timeline as they did in the one the… Legion appear to have come from."
I give her an exaggerated shrug.
"Sorry? Hard luck? This isn't something that can be fixed by Saturn Girl showing no respect for the sanctity of the consciousnesses of those around her. I've changed a lot of peoples' lives, yours not least amongst them."
Actually…
"No personal slight intended, but honestly, you're probably pretty close to being least amongst them. I mean, you missed the Sheeda invasion and I was in at the death on that one."
"Oh. Well. Ah, okay. I guess I… I guess they thought I could talk you into… I don't know, easing off or something. But I guess we're, like… Really far beyond that."
"Yes. Though as I understand it, the changes won't eliminate their present but rather create an alternate past where their history still happened so there's really nothing to worry about. So how long are you here for?"
"Whow whow whow." She shakes her head. "I'm still not over you changing time."
"Well it wasn't me personally. It was the combined effort of Time Trapper me, a giant tuning fork, a few hundred mes from parallel universes and a few hundred Jades. I'm sure at least one dated Mopey Arrow."
"And you've checked nothing got… I don't know, broken?"
"How would I do that? I can't return to Vanishing Point… Okay, I probably could; we've still got the time sphere in secure holding somewhere. Hopefully disassembled. But even if I got there I wouldn't know what I was looking at."
She stares at me for a moment. Then she cautiously stands.
"I… Should get going."
"But I want to get an all-Supergirl group photograph!"
"I should get going because this is way too crazy for me." She starts walking back towards the door, trips on her own feet and catches herself with her flying ability. "This is too crazy for me, and-"
She pulls the door open.
"-I need to check with someone-."
FZZZZZ!
The apartment's defensive shields flash into turquoise existence, a single grey bullet suspended in the air just in front of Dana's face.
"Agh! Oh, it's just a-"
I create a construct wall in front of her and construct-lasso her aside as the bullet bores its way though cruiser-grade shields and punches a crater in my construct!
"-bullet-."
Angle of fire… No, can't see anyone there. Nothing on visual perception, nothing on scan, nothing on empathic vision. Being in the middle of Gotham we're not exactly short on points that overlook the front door. Check cameras… No, they're designed for observing immediate surroundings rather than sniper perches.
Ring, analysis of the bullet?
Projectile entirely disintegrated. Novel energy field observed but did not last long enough for analysis.
"Did you make any enemies in the future?"
"Ah… Yeah?"
"Do any of them have access to time machines? Other than Persuader."
"I mean, Time Trapper? Ah… I don't think.. anyone else does?"
"There's probably a new Time Trapper now, so I can't vouch for their behaviour. Did you recognise the projectile?"
"No. I'm mean, I'm.. bulletproof. I've been shot by railguns and lasers and plasma before. There's no way that would have hurt me." She turns to look at me. "Right?"
"That shield would stop any Earth-produced projectile weapon, including my crumbler rounds. There are truly indestructible things, but I imagine that you're merely very tough."
I run a quick check on the shield emitters… Yes, they're fine. I then close the door, putting a new layer of armour between us and any attackers.
"Is it generally known that you're not kryptonian?"
"Ah-. Kind of. People just assume that I'm part-kryptonian."
"That bullet wasn't kryptonite. I'm not sure what it was. Do you have a contact in this era?"
"… No..?"
"Contact them and let them know."
"How do you know they weren't here for you?"
"They didn't take a shot at me. I was visible when I opened the door to let you in."
"So was I. I had my back to where that came from."
"I don't spend much time here and I teleport everywhere. I hardly ever use the front door. Who knows that the Legion is worried about changes to the timeline?"
"I… Ah. Think I need to call this in. Can..? I stay here for a little while?"
"Sure. But I need to grab some people to start our investigation."
06:53 GMT -5
"I'm not letting the Reach win."
"Okay, I thought you'd say that, but hear me out. If-."
"I've spoken to Abra Kadabra. At length. I know what happens already. Or-"
She shifts awkwardly.
"-I know what would have happened except for my intervention. The Reach conquer Earth, take away metahumans for their metaweapon breeding programs and then eventually abandon the place once Larfleeze decides to eat them. Civilisations the Reach created go their own ways before eventually joining back up as the United Planets."
"Kadab-? Wait, which one was he?"
"The Flash villain? Pretends to be a magician? Turned him into a wooden puppet one time? I think he actually comes from further in the future than the Legion does."
"So… You know."
"So I know." I shrug. "Larfleeze has been disarmed and is undergoing therapy. Qward is in turmoil. The Orange Lantern Corps, the Darkstars and L.E.G.I.O.N. are making inroads into Reach controlled space. Events cannot happen in this timeline as they did in the one the… Legion appear to have come from."
I give her an exaggerated shrug.
"Sorry? Hard luck? This isn't something that can be fixed by Saturn Girl showing no respect for the sanctity of the consciousnesses of those around her. I've changed a lot of peoples' lives, yours not least amongst them."
Actually…
"No personal slight intended, but honestly, you're probably pretty close to being least amongst them. I mean, you missed the Sheeda invasion and I was in at the death on that one."
"Oh. Well. Ah, okay. I guess I… I guess they thought I could talk you into… I don't know, easing off or something. But I guess we're, like… Really far beyond that."
"Yes. Though as I understand it, the changes won't eliminate their present but rather create an alternate past where their history still happened so there's really nothing to worry about. So how long are you here for?"
"Whow whow whow." She shakes her head. "I'm still not over you changing time."
"Well it wasn't me personally. It was the combined effort of Time Trapper me, a giant tuning fork, a few hundred mes from parallel universes and a few hundred Jades. I'm sure at least one dated Mopey Arrow."
"And you've checked nothing got… I don't know, broken?"
"How would I do that? I can't return to Vanishing Point… Okay, I probably could; we've still got the time sphere in secure holding somewhere. Hopefully disassembled. But even if I got there I wouldn't know what I was looking at."
She stares at me for a moment. Then she cautiously stands.
"I… Should get going."
"But I want to get an all-Supergirl group photograph!"
"I should get going because this is way too crazy for me." She starts walking back towards the door, trips on her own feet and catches herself with her flying ability. "This is too crazy for me, and-"
She pulls the door open.
"-I need to check with someone-."
FZZZZZ!
The apartment's defensive shields flash into turquoise existence, a single grey bullet suspended in the air just in front of Dana's face.
"Agh! Oh, it's just a-"
I create a construct wall in front of her and construct-lasso her aside as the bullet bores its way though cruiser-grade shields and punches a crater in my construct!
"-bullet-."
Angle of fire… No, can't see anyone there. Nothing on visual perception, nothing on scan, nothing on empathic vision. Being in the middle of Gotham we're not exactly short on points that overlook the front door. Check cameras… No, they're designed for observing immediate surroundings rather than sniper perches.
Ring, analysis of the bullet?
Projectile entirely disintegrated. Novel energy field observed but did not last long enough for analysis.
"Did you make any enemies in the future?"
"Ah… Yeah?"
"Do any of them have access to time machines? Other than Persuader."
"I mean, Time Trapper? Ah… I don't think.. anyone else does?"
"There's probably a new Time Trapper now, so I can't vouch for their behaviour. Did you recognise the projectile?"
"No. I'm mean, I'm.. bulletproof. I've been shot by railguns and lasers and plasma before. There's no way that would have hurt me." She turns to look at me. "Right?"
"That shield would stop any Earth-produced projectile weapon, including my crumbler rounds. There are truly indestructible things, but I imagine that you're merely very tough."
I run a quick check on the shield emitters… Yes, they're fine. I then close the door, putting a new layer of armour between us and any attackers.
"Is it generally known that you're not kryptonian?"
"Ah-. Kind of. People just assume that I'm part-kryptonian."
"That bullet wasn't kryptonite. I'm not sure what it was. Do you have a contact in this era?"
"… No..?"
"Contact them and let them know."
"How do you know they weren't here for you?"
"They didn't take a shot at me. I was visible when I opened the door to let you in."
"So was I. I had my back to where that came from."
"I don't spend much time here and I teleport everywhere. I hardly ever use the front door. Who knows that the Legion is worried about changes to the timeline?"
"I… Ah. Think I need to call this in. Can..? I stay here for a little while?"
"Sure. But I need to grab some people to start our investigation."
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