Mr Zoat
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November 3rd, 1999
22:47 GMT
I look out through my binoculars at the airbase where the British government is keeping the Alliance's equipment.
"This isn't a research centre. I'd guess that they're holding it here because they don't know what to do with it and want to keep it somewhere secure. Which means that there are going to be a lot of people coming and going."
Next to me, Fitz lowers his binoculars and then clears his throat.
"Gentlemen, I-" I wince at his accent. I'm… Pretty sure that British people haven't actually sounded like that outside of Buckingham Palace since World War Two. "-am Doctor Nigel Fortescue. I hear you've got a rather rum project for me, what what?"
Perrera shakes her head. "We don't have their phone line and we don't have a radio intercept. Unless there really is a guy called Nigel Fortescue, they won't buy it for long enough."
"Nick…" I lower my binoculars and turn to face Sh'lainn. "I'm not seeing any vampires here."
She turns her computer around to face me, images of some of the people who were at the docks expanded. The thing about most alien species being able to disguise themselves as humans is that what they look like doesn't really mean anything. I look at her for an explanation.
"They're no' wearing the hologram projectors."
Perrera leans over and looks at the image for a moment before nodding. "The projectors have to be exposed in order to work. And the tail's still there. None of these people are moving like they've got to take tails into account."
"Okay." Fitz shrugs. "So they're not vampires. The vampire families run big companies. Can't be that hard to hire a moving company."
Sh'lainn frowns. "Would the vampires let uninfected humans handle their technology?"
I… That's a good question. I haven't seen any record of it in the Alliance database. Using humans to expand their personnel base seems like an obvious thing to do. The oni definitely do. Vampires?
Looks like Fitz and Perrera don't know, either.
"And there's another thing." Sh'lainn moves to a new video. "Watch this."
An Alliance agent fires at one of the dock workers-. Sh'lainn stops the image as the plasma bolt narrowly misses him, and-. It's like his whole body is in a funhouse mirror.
"You see this? I think this man is a faun. The power they use for their disguises doesn't cope well when there's a strong magnetic field nearby."
Perrera frowns. "Do vampires work with fauns?"
"About as often as banshees do."
"So…" Fitz frowns. "What are we saying? It wasn't vampires? Okay, but what does that change? They're aliens-. Ah. Present company accepted, no offence intended."
"Some taken."
"And they were smuggling guns."
I take out my pistol and hold it up.
"That's a very nice gun?"
"I don't have a British permit. And I don't remember declaring it when I crossed the border."
"Nick." Fitz leans over and wraps his arm around my shoulders. "Let me tell you something I learned in the CIA. Laws are things you punish other people for breaking."
I slip the gun back into its holster. Thing is, he's not entirely wrong. I knew that the Alliance rode roughshod over local law in order to protect the Earth from hostile aliens. But if we're working for… Governments, couldn't this be solved by a phone call? Someone's got to be in the know.
Fitz snaps his fingers. "Got it! Plane falls, everyone dies!"
"Ah." I frown, because if he's saying what I think he's saying, that could get a lot of people on that airbase killed. "If Trueblood's finished with the planes, we could fly one-."
"No, no, no. That just raises more questions. We need to figure out something where no one wants to ask anything."
I glance at Perrera, but she's… Smiling. No help there.
"Okay?"
"The airbase is on high alert, because it's a military base that's now holding a load of high-tech equipment. But they don't know that that's connected to the agents they're holding, otherwise they'd be in a military prison rather than a police cell."
I nod. They probably haven't tried getting fingerprints from the captured weapons yet, and while fingerprints are unique, actually matching a fingerprint on a surface to one on someone's finger is more an art than a science. If the London police haven't put their records on a searchable computer system yet…
"You see, sometimes… You get a prisoner you don't want to have as a prisoner."
…
Sometimes, I forget that Fitz used to be in the CIA. And that his honest, open face is just about the best asset he has for deceiving people.
Perrera tilters her head to the side a little. "Okay? And what happens to them?"
"Well, sometimes they end up in someone else's prison. We used to have friends in South America for that. And the Middle East. And sometimes it turns out that someone made a mistake and they were never prisoners in the first place!" He shrugs in mock helplessness. "What can you do? And sometimes you get a bunch of people on a plane… And there's an engine failure."
He shrugs, still smiling.
"These things happen."
Sh'lainn nods her head. "And that's why I don't trust those mechanical death-traps."
Ah. "So..?"
"There's nothing like prisoners suffering a mechanical failure related 'accident' to make everyone involved really forgetful. We bring the prisoners up here using Ministry of Defense documents, load 'em onto a plane and then fly them up. Then we do a mid-air transfer before dropping the plane on anything we want destroyed."
Perrera frowns. "What about the airmen on the base?"
"Oh, we can warn them. Tell them that the plane's coming down and they need to evacuate. Then the plane lands, and they call the Ministry to find out what went on… But there's no one there." He shrugs again. "They'll think it was an MI5 black bag operation. MI5 will say it wasn't, but… Of course they would."
Perrera shrugs. "We've used worse stories."
I nod. "That all sounds disturbingly possible. But we-."
The communicator goes off. Perrera gabs it.
"Agent Perrera. Go."
Trueblood's face appears. He looks pissed.
"The Green Knight is still active in the area. He is very resilient. He took fire from-."
He winces, and the camera moves to show me a medic working on his hand.
"From several plasma cannons without slowing down, and his sword cut through our mechs like they were made of aluminum foil. I've got seven wounded agents and one fatality, and the local police showed up just as we got out of the area of operation. Be careful, don't go anywhere alone and prepare to get out the moment he shows up."
Sh'lainn looks dubious. "Did you run into some fauns, by any chance?"
For an instant he looks angry, then he gets a hold of himself. "That's irrelevant. Trueblood out."
"So…" The screen deactivates and Fitz looks thoughtful. "I heard 'no vampires and good luck with the unstoppable knight'. Everyone else hear that too?"
I sag slightly, sighing. "Thank you, General Rinaker."
22:47 GMT
I look out through my binoculars at the airbase where the British government is keeping the Alliance's equipment.
"This isn't a research centre. I'd guess that they're holding it here because they don't know what to do with it and want to keep it somewhere secure. Which means that there are going to be a lot of people coming and going."
Next to me, Fitz lowers his binoculars and then clears his throat.
"Gentlemen, I-" I wince at his accent. I'm… Pretty sure that British people haven't actually sounded like that outside of Buckingham Palace since World War Two. "-am Doctor Nigel Fortescue. I hear you've got a rather rum project for me, what what?"
Perrera shakes her head. "We don't have their phone line and we don't have a radio intercept. Unless there really is a guy called Nigel Fortescue, they won't buy it for long enough."
"Nick…" I lower my binoculars and turn to face Sh'lainn. "I'm not seeing any vampires here."
She turns her computer around to face me, images of some of the people who were at the docks expanded. The thing about most alien species being able to disguise themselves as humans is that what they look like doesn't really mean anything. I look at her for an explanation.
"They're no' wearing the hologram projectors."
Perrera leans over and looks at the image for a moment before nodding. "The projectors have to be exposed in order to work. And the tail's still there. None of these people are moving like they've got to take tails into account."
"Okay." Fitz shrugs. "So they're not vampires. The vampire families run big companies. Can't be that hard to hire a moving company."
Sh'lainn frowns. "Would the vampires let uninfected humans handle their technology?"
I… That's a good question. I haven't seen any record of it in the Alliance database. Using humans to expand their personnel base seems like an obvious thing to do. The oni definitely do. Vampires?
Looks like Fitz and Perrera don't know, either.
"And there's another thing." Sh'lainn moves to a new video. "Watch this."
An Alliance agent fires at one of the dock workers-. Sh'lainn stops the image as the plasma bolt narrowly misses him, and-. It's like his whole body is in a funhouse mirror.
"You see this? I think this man is a faun. The power they use for their disguises doesn't cope well when there's a strong magnetic field nearby."
Perrera frowns. "Do vampires work with fauns?"
"About as often as banshees do."
"So…" Fitz frowns. "What are we saying? It wasn't vampires? Okay, but what does that change? They're aliens-. Ah. Present company accepted, no offence intended."
"Some taken."
"And they were smuggling guns."
I take out my pistol and hold it up.
"That's a very nice gun?"
"I don't have a British permit. And I don't remember declaring it when I crossed the border."
"Nick." Fitz leans over and wraps his arm around my shoulders. "Let me tell you something I learned in the CIA. Laws are things you punish other people for breaking."
I slip the gun back into its holster. Thing is, he's not entirely wrong. I knew that the Alliance rode roughshod over local law in order to protect the Earth from hostile aliens. But if we're working for… Governments, couldn't this be solved by a phone call? Someone's got to be in the know.
Fitz snaps his fingers. "Got it! Plane falls, everyone dies!"
"Ah." I frown, because if he's saying what I think he's saying, that could get a lot of people on that airbase killed. "If Trueblood's finished with the planes, we could fly one-."
"No, no, no. That just raises more questions. We need to figure out something where no one wants to ask anything."
I glance at Perrera, but she's… Smiling. No help there.
"Okay?"
"The airbase is on high alert, because it's a military base that's now holding a load of high-tech equipment. But they don't know that that's connected to the agents they're holding, otherwise they'd be in a military prison rather than a police cell."
I nod. They probably haven't tried getting fingerprints from the captured weapons yet, and while fingerprints are unique, actually matching a fingerprint on a surface to one on someone's finger is more an art than a science. If the London police haven't put their records on a searchable computer system yet…
"You see, sometimes… You get a prisoner you don't want to have as a prisoner."
…
Sometimes, I forget that Fitz used to be in the CIA. And that his honest, open face is just about the best asset he has for deceiving people.
Perrera tilters her head to the side a little. "Okay? And what happens to them?"
"Well, sometimes they end up in someone else's prison. We used to have friends in South America for that. And the Middle East. And sometimes it turns out that someone made a mistake and they were never prisoners in the first place!" He shrugs in mock helplessness. "What can you do? And sometimes you get a bunch of people on a plane… And there's an engine failure."
He shrugs, still smiling.
"These things happen."
Sh'lainn nods her head. "And that's why I don't trust those mechanical death-traps."
Ah. "So..?"
"There's nothing like prisoners suffering a mechanical failure related 'accident' to make everyone involved really forgetful. We bring the prisoners up here using Ministry of Defense documents, load 'em onto a plane and then fly them up. Then we do a mid-air transfer before dropping the plane on anything we want destroyed."
Perrera frowns. "What about the airmen on the base?"
"Oh, we can warn them. Tell them that the plane's coming down and they need to evacuate. Then the plane lands, and they call the Ministry to find out what went on… But there's no one there." He shrugs again. "They'll think it was an MI5 black bag operation. MI5 will say it wasn't, but… Of course they would."
Perrera shrugs. "We've used worse stories."
I nod. "That all sounds disturbingly possible. But we-."
The communicator goes off. Perrera gabs it.
"Agent Perrera. Go."
Trueblood's face appears. He looks pissed.
"The Green Knight is still active in the area. He is very resilient. He took fire from-."
He winces, and the camera moves to show me a medic working on his hand.
"From several plasma cannons without slowing down, and his sword cut through our mechs like they were made of aluminum foil. I've got seven wounded agents and one fatality, and the local police showed up just as we got out of the area of operation. Be careful, don't go anywhere alone and prepare to get out the moment he shows up."
Sh'lainn looks dubious. "Did you run into some fauns, by any chance?"
For an instant he looks angry, then he gets a hold of himself. "That's irrelevant. Trueblood out."
"So…" The screen deactivates and Fitz looks thoughtful. "I heard 'no vampires and good luck with the unstoppable knight'. Everyone else hear that too?"
I sag slightly, sighing. "Thank you, General Rinaker."
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