Mr Zoat
Dedicated ragequitter
- Joined
- Dec 1, 2016
- Messages
- 16,059
- Likes received
- 823,321
30th December
09:47 GMT -5
I head into the wreck at a walk. Perhaps I should make this quick… Then again, Devilance doesn't seem to be in any sort of hurry.
Ploong.
Father Box is trying to provide me with information about Devilance and his accomplices. Unfortunately knowing their capabilities doesn't really help me. At no point in their history have they fought anything like us. Kon, Match, Zatanna and I should be able to survive an energy weapon blast or two through the combination of armour, endurance and divine resilience. The rest? No. The armour I made for them will take a physical beating but it won't stop a solid blaster bolt impact. I know Devilance himself is much faster than he looks like he should be and exactly as strong as he looks like he should be, but he isn't really built for duelling. In fact, he might shrink himself down in order not to be at a disadvantage against me. His spear will cut me in two if it hits with the blade and while I'm not sure the energy blasts it can emit would one-hit me I really wouldn't want to find out.
Flipping it around, none of them are magic users. Devilance might be a bit resistant -it comes with the godhood- but the Parademons, Aero-Troopers and Gravi-Guards are completely open. X-Ionised weapons will go straight through them… Probably through Devilance as well. Parademons are somewhat ungainly in the air and those flight pack things they wear make them much less agile than any of our fliers. Aero-Troopers not so much. Equipment… I'm going to need to offer X-Ionised weapons to everyone, Wallace especially. Miss Ervin already has Apokoliptian armour and goggles. I could make them energy shields. They'd burn out pretty fast and wouldn't be all that tough… And we haven't practised with them…
I look down at Jade for a moment, then create a screen around us before gently taking hold of the sensory deprivation helmet and sending it to subspace. She immediately jerks her head around, takes me in and frantically scans the rest of the wreck. "Grayven, it's an ambush." I wince slightly and nod. She looks down at the floor. "Damn it."
"Queen Beatrice, I assume?"
She shakes her head. "No. Ra's said you'd convinced her to avoid them. It was Savage. This was planned in advance but they haven't found anyone to replace Bane yet and someone from Apokolips offered to help." She looks at where the case was. "Did you get the case?" I nod. "It was supposed to be the bait. Those.. things were supposed to ambush your team once Riddler sent a signal but they were already here waiting for us." She looks up at me. "What's going on?"
"Father sent them. A test of might for me. If we fail he's going to detonate a bomb that will leave a nasty crater where once there was the northern hemisphere. We'd appreciate your help."
"Father as in..?"
"Darkseid. The ultimate boss of the people your employers have been dealing with."
She looks away again. "They took my weapons. And even if they hadn't-."
Two X-Ionised swords of the same dimensions as her collapsible ones appear in the air in front of her. They have a faint green glow in the same way as my meat cleaver wannabe glows orange. "These were going to be part of your Christmas present. They'll cut them just fine."
A faint smile. Good. "Am I going to fight them from here?" I cut away her bindings while reattaching Mister Nigma's collar to his own feet. Jade takes a moment to stand up and stretch out, then glances at him. "Not letting him go?"
"I've seen recordings of him fighting. I don't think he'll be much use. Oh, here." I add carefully sheathed X-Ionised sais and kunai to the places I know she usually keeps them. Not seeing her mask I take the one I've been working on out of subspace. "I also created an upgraded mask if you want it. Now it has a Velocity Ten inhaler built in."
"Mmm. Went a bit overboard, didn't you?"
I reach forward, putting my right hand under her chin and gently pulling it in my direction so that I can gaze into her eyes. "I missed you this Christmas."
Her smile grows a little more. "Maybe I should stay away for longer and see what you come up with."
I lean forwards. "Maybe I should tie you back up again so you can't."
She mirrors my action, thrusting her face forwards so that only a few centimetres separates us, a wicked grin on her face. "Maybe you should."
"Hey! You done in there yet?" I look over my shoulder to see Artemis banging on the shield. While I'm looking away Jade slips free of my grasp and lifts the mask from my grip. I drop the barrier and Artemis stomps forwards. "What were you thinking!"
Jade straightens her mask and double checks her weapons. "Grayven was just making sure I'd behave myself. I can be a naughty girl when there's no one to keep an eye on me."
I nod. "She really can."
Artemis doesn't know whether to gag or to shout at us. In a less mortal situation I'd take the time to make fun of her some more, but alas, battle beckons. Jade takes a moment to tug her kimono back into place then we head out. Looks like everyone's spread out and… Ooh. From the glares Jade's getting it looks like some people still aren't happy about New Orleans. If she weren't about to start cutting people up at the speed of light I'd suggest pairing her with Tao and Miss Ervin. That will also serve to justify 'letting' her get away. Wasn't that a sticky minute before the New Orleans mission. I've got no idea how I'd have ducked out of it if not for Green Arrow suggesting it be a sidekicks only thing. Certainly saved Jade from getting repeatedly run through by Tao's arrows.
Kaldur steps forwards. "Cheshire. Grayven thinks you might be able to help us in this fight, but if you-."
"Big, isn't he?" She's looking up at Devilance. He's.. pretty much ignoring us, actually. She turns back to Kaldur. "Don't worry, fish boy. Tall, dark and overcompensating up there broke his deal with the League of Shadows when his… What are they called?"
I smile. "Parademons."
"Parademons, attacked us. Plus, I like the northern hemisphere."
Kaldur nods. "Very well then. Grayven, is there some sort of signal..?"
"I don't know, I've never done this before. I'll go and ask." Eyes glow and lift.
Devilance returns his attention to me as I rise back up to his level. "Are you prepared for your death?" "Are you prepared for battle?"
"As prepared as I'm likely to get." "I've been away from home a while. Remind me how this works."
His glowing yellow eyes turn down to look over my team mates. "Not content with opposing our plans, you share our weaponry with these aliens." "I can feel their nascent divinity. Who among them is your huntsman?"
"Of course I did. They're mine." "Why do you want to know?"
"Equipment is not what makes a warrior, as I will shortly show you." "I had thought to simply have the Parademons hem them in before destroying them all with my spear. But if I have an opposite number then I will duel them to their death instead."
"Am I counting down from five?" "I had assumed that you and I would be fighting one another."
"You will be in no doubt as to when to begin." "I am unworthy of such an honour. My master had something special prepared for you."
That's.. not ominous at all. He raises his left hand once more and a new object appears next to the Hellspore. A turquoise and grey cube shaped device I immediately recognise as a techno-seed. Those can be used to generate plasma-servitors of various kinds. They're useful for hazardous environment work but I'm not sure where he's going to get a power source big enough to make it a threat Hellspore. I'm looking at a Hellspore. That'll make a Brimstone class servitor at least. Shit, how big will that be?
Ploong.
Not actually helping. Alright, I'll have to cope. Who's got the best chance of killing Devilance? "I thought you said equipment isn't what makes warriors." "I have two. Brothers. Tank bred like the Parademons, but far more capable."
"This doesn't make warriors. It just makes weapons." "Acceptable."
"If you're going to use it, use it."
Devilance lowers his left arm and then hurls the two objects upwards. A little over two miles up there's a burst of light as the Hellspore detonates. Rather than scour the land clean of life all of its burning fury is sucked into the Techno-seed. For a moment I wonder if perhaps something's gone wrong with it, but then the hissing roar reaches my ears and I notice that the sky has started to fade around it. Looking to the side I can see a clear cut off point, but that's… Oh my goodness. It's filling from the outer edge inwards. That thing.. it's going to be forty metres across at the shoulders.
I'm not sure I can beat it.
09:47 GMT -5
I head into the wreck at a walk. Perhaps I should make this quick… Then again, Devilance doesn't seem to be in any sort of hurry.
Ploong.
Father Box is trying to provide me with information about Devilance and his accomplices. Unfortunately knowing their capabilities doesn't really help me. At no point in their history have they fought anything like us. Kon, Match, Zatanna and I should be able to survive an energy weapon blast or two through the combination of armour, endurance and divine resilience. The rest? No. The armour I made for them will take a physical beating but it won't stop a solid blaster bolt impact. I know Devilance himself is much faster than he looks like he should be and exactly as strong as he looks like he should be, but he isn't really built for duelling. In fact, he might shrink himself down in order not to be at a disadvantage against me. His spear will cut me in two if it hits with the blade and while I'm not sure the energy blasts it can emit would one-hit me I really wouldn't want to find out.
Flipping it around, none of them are magic users. Devilance might be a bit resistant -it comes with the godhood- but the Parademons, Aero-Troopers and Gravi-Guards are completely open. X-Ionised weapons will go straight through them… Probably through Devilance as well. Parademons are somewhat ungainly in the air and those flight pack things they wear make them much less agile than any of our fliers. Aero-Troopers not so much. Equipment… I'm going to need to offer X-Ionised weapons to everyone, Wallace especially. Miss Ervin already has Apokoliptian armour and goggles. I could make them energy shields. They'd burn out pretty fast and wouldn't be all that tough… And we haven't practised with them…
I look down at Jade for a moment, then create a screen around us before gently taking hold of the sensory deprivation helmet and sending it to subspace. She immediately jerks her head around, takes me in and frantically scans the rest of the wreck. "Grayven, it's an ambush." I wince slightly and nod. She looks down at the floor. "Damn it."
"Queen Beatrice, I assume?"
She shakes her head. "No. Ra's said you'd convinced her to avoid them. It was Savage. This was planned in advance but they haven't found anyone to replace Bane yet and someone from Apokolips offered to help." She looks at where the case was. "Did you get the case?" I nod. "It was supposed to be the bait. Those.. things were supposed to ambush your team once Riddler sent a signal but they were already here waiting for us." She looks up at me. "What's going on?"
"Father sent them. A test of might for me. If we fail he's going to detonate a bomb that will leave a nasty crater where once there was the northern hemisphere. We'd appreciate your help."
"Father as in..?"
"Darkseid. The ultimate boss of the people your employers have been dealing with."
She looks away again. "They took my weapons. And even if they hadn't-."
Two X-Ionised swords of the same dimensions as her collapsible ones appear in the air in front of her. They have a faint green glow in the same way as my meat cleaver wannabe glows orange. "These were going to be part of your Christmas present. They'll cut them just fine."
A faint smile. Good. "Am I going to fight them from here?" I cut away her bindings while reattaching Mister Nigma's collar to his own feet. Jade takes a moment to stand up and stretch out, then glances at him. "Not letting him go?"
"I've seen recordings of him fighting. I don't think he'll be much use. Oh, here." I add carefully sheathed X-Ionised sais and kunai to the places I know she usually keeps them. Not seeing her mask I take the one I've been working on out of subspace. "I also created an upgraded mask if you want it. Now it has a Velocity Ten inhaler built in."
"Mmm. Went a bit overboard, didn't you?"
I reach forward, putting my right hand under her chin and gently pulling it in my direction so that I can gaze into her eyes. "I missed you this Christmas."
Her smile grows a little more. "Maybe I should stay away for longer and see what you come up with."
I lean forwards. "Maybe I should tie you back up again so you can't."
She mirrors my action, thrusting her face forwards so that only a few centimetres separates us, a wicked grin on her face. "Maybe you should."
"Hey! You done in there yet?" I look over my shoulder to see Artemis banging on the shield. While I'm looking away Jade slips free of my grasp and lifts the mask from my grip. I drop the barrier and Artemis stomps forwards. "What were you thinking!"
Jade straightens her mask and double checks her weapons. "Grayven was just making sure I'd behave myself. I can be a naughty girl when there's no one to keep an eye on me."
I nod. "She really can."
Artemis doesn't know whether to gag or to shout at us. In a less mortal situation I'd take the time to make fun of her some more, but alas, battle beckons. Jade takes a moment to tug her kimono back into place then we head out. Looks like everyone's spread out and… Ooh. From the glares Jade's getting it looks like some people still aren't happy about New Orleans. If she weren't about to start cutting people up at the speed of light I'd suggest pairing her with Tao and Miss Ervin. That will also serve to justify 'letting' her get away. Wasn't that a sticky minute before the New Orleans mission. I've got no idea how I'd have ducked out of it if not for Green Arrow suggesting it be a sidekicks only thing. Certainly saved Jade from getting repeatedly run through by Tao's arrows.
Kaldur steps forwards. "Cheshire. Grayven thinks you might be able to help us in this fight, but if you-."
"Big, isn't he?" She's looking up at Devilance. He's.. pretty much ignoring us, actually. She turns back to Kaldur. "Don't worry, fish boy. Tall, dark and overcompensating up there broke his deal with the League of Shadows when his… What are they called?"
I smile. "Parademons."
"Parademons, attacked us. Plus, I like the northern hemisphere."
Kaldur nods. "Very well then. Grayven, is there some sort of signal..?"
"I don't know, I've never done this before. I'll go and ask." Eyes glow and lift.
Devilance returns his attention to me as I rise back up to his level. "Are you prepared for your death?" "Are you prepared for battle?"
"As prepared as I'm likely to get." "I've been away from home a while. Remind me how this works."
His glowing yellow eyes turn down to look over my team mates. "Not content with opposing our plans, you share our weaponry with these aliens." "I can feel their nascent divinity. Who among them is your huntsman?"
"Of course I did. They're mine." "Why do you want to know?"
"Equipment is not what makes a warrior, as I will shortly show you." "I had thought to simply have the Parademons hem them in before destroying them all with my spear. But if I have an opposite number then I will duel them to their death instead."
"Am I counting down from five?" "I had assumed that you and I would be fighting one another."
"You will be in no doubt as to when to begin." "I am unworthy of such an honour. My master had something special prepared for you."
That's.. not ominous at all. He raises his left hand once more and a new object appears next to the Hellspore. A turquoise and grey cube shaped device I immediately recognise as a techno-seed. Those can be used to generate plasma-servitors of various kinds. They're useful for hazardous environment work but I'm not sure where he's going to get a power source big enough to make it a threat Hellspore. I'm looking at a Hellspore. That'll make a Brimstone class servitor at least. Shit, how big will that be?
Ploong.
Not actually helping. Alright, I'll have to cope. Who's got the best chance of killing Devilance? "I thought you said equipment isn't what makes warriors." "I have two. Brothers. Tank bred like the Parademons, but far more capable."
"This doesn't make warriors. It just makes weapons." "Acceptable."
"If you're going to use it, use it."
Devilance lowers his left arm and then hurls the two objects upwards. A little over two miles up there's a burst of light as the Hellspore detonates. Rather than scour the land clean of life all of its burning fury is sucked into the Techno-seed. For a moment I wonder if perhaps something's gone wrong with it, but then the hissing roar reaches my ears and I notice that the sky has started to fade around it. Looking to the side I can see a clear cut off point, but that's… Oh my goodness. It's filling from the outer edge inwards. That thing.. it's going to be forty metres across at the shoulders.
I'm not sure I can beat it.