Mr Zoat
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9th August
22:56 GMT -5
She removes her hand and I take that as the sign that I should pull back. I run my tongue along my lips. Hm, biscuit crumbs.
**Why are you KISSING the ASSASSIN?** Artemis is not amused.
**Her idea. Miss Martian, getting anything good?**
A pause.
**Hello Megan! You were trying to distract her!**
**I like to think I was keeping her attention focused at least a little, yes.**
**Right! Um, I've got the location of a few League of Shadows safe houses and informants. Nothing that really applies to this mission though.**
**That's a bit of… of…**
And now I'm sitting on the ground. Huh? How did that happen? Oh, that's a pretty sign over the road. Wonder if it distracts traffic?
**Orange Lantern, are you okay?**
Mind cuddles! I send a mental image of myself as a long fluffy orange snake all coiled around her and constricting in a friendly way. I feel her.. alarm? Why is she alarmed? Can't she see its big smiley snake grin?
**Artemis, there's something wrong with Orange Lantern!**
Maybe Martians just don't like snakes. HeEhEeHeE.
"HeEhEeHeE."
Oh, Jade's chair's disappeared.
I wish I had a comfy chair. Sitting up is sooo much effort at the moment. But Jade Jade Jadey Jade doesn't want to sit?
That's fine. I'll just lay here.
Oh look! A stick with a feather. Doesn't look like Jade likes feathers. Maybe it's from a super fast feather delivery company. InterFeather. InterFletcher.
"Hehehehehe"
No, I don't wanna get up.
Whaw, Jadey's a lot stronger than I thought. Being carried around is kind of fun. No more feathers?
Lots of feathers!
Ow. She dropped me. She must have been scared of all the feathers chasing her to jump off the building like that.
My head's dangling right over the edge. Someone really needs to clean that alley.
And now I'm being picked up again. But no one's touching me.
Hello M'gann!
**Hello M'gann!**
She doesn't look very happy. Maybe she needs more cuddles? Ugh, is she saying something? Everything's a bit….
"Paul, snap out of it!"
Ugh?
**He's been drugged.**
I can hear Kralder brut can't see? Huh?
**Artemis has gone after Cheshire.**
**I don't know what drug she used!**
**See if you can get him to focus on what's happening. He should be able to use his ring to purge his system.**
All of the voices?
"Paul, you need to use your ring."
Big face? Hand?
"Come on M'gann, he names his attacks, he told you what he called it. What was it?"
hfoiedgaspbh25xfjkbcvm,fg[pidgf
"Rightful…wholeness?"
Teehee, silly Martian. Wholeness Rightly Assumed.
"DAMN IT!" I'm on my feet and in the air immediately. M'gann's expression combines surprise with relief. Where's Jade?
I feel her. Artemis has her at arrowpoint. She's… Talking to her?
!My target!
A surge of orange and I interrupt their conversation. Eyes glowing, a swarm of Octopus tentacles projected from my chest yank her off the ground, completely engulfing her.
I drag her up in front of me. "That. Was rude."
I feel her pushing against the construct. Is she seriously trying to escape?
"Stop struggling. I've seen this film, and it doesn't end well for the Asian woman."
I tighten the construct's grip.
**Orange Lantern, are you well?**
**Yes, thank you Aqualad. I'm sorry…sorry about that. I realise it was stupid, but in my defence; poisoned lipstick?**
"You're choking her."
"What?" I descend to ground level. Artemis is looking at me like… Is she scared?
Ring, we're not choking Jade, are we?
Breathing of the subject is restricted.
Well, loosen up, then.
Stated request is contrary to user's desires. Unable to comply.
Ah, crap.
"Let her go, now!"
She's actually got an arrow notched.
"I'm trying!"
Okay, I'm angry because I was stupid. Of course she was going to try to escape. I shouldn't have thought otherwise. I shouldn't take it out on her.
Loosen.
The tentacles part slightly, and their numbers thin out. She's still being held securely and in some discomfort. I've got one around her mouth for good measure. She takes a deep and slightly panicked breath through her nose.
Ah, hell with it. ShockCrown.
22:56 GMT -5
She removes her hand and I take that as the sign that I should pull back. I run my tongue along my lips. Hm, biscuit crumbs.
**Why are you KISSING the ASSASSIN?** Artemis is not amused.
**Her idea. Miss Martian, getting anything good?**
A pause.
**Hello Megan! You were trying to distract her!**
**I like to think I was keeping her attention focused at least a little, yes.**
**Right! Um, I've got the location of a few League of Shadows safe houses and informants. Nothing that really applies to this mission though.**
**That's a bit of… of…**
And now I'm sitting on the ground. Huh? How did that happen? Oh, that's a pretty sign over the road. Wonder if it distracts traffic?
**Orange Lantern, are you okay?**
Mind cuddles! I send a mental image of myself as a long fluffy orange snake all coiled around her and constricting in a friendly way. I feel her.. alarm? Why is she alarmed? Can't she see its big smiley snake grin?
**Artemis, there's something wrong with Orange Lantern!**
Maybe Martians just don't like snakes. HeEhEeHeE.
"HeEhEeHeE."
Oh, Jade's chair's disappeared.
I wish I had a comfy chair. Sitting up is sooo much effort at the moment. But Jade Jade Jadey Jade doesn't want to sit?
That's fine. I'll just lay here.
Oh look! A stick with a feather. Doesn't look like Jade likes feathers. Maybe it's from a super fast feather delivery company. InterFeather. InterFletcher.
"Hehehehehe"
No, I don't wanna get up.
Whaw, Jadey's a lot stronger than I thought. Being carried around is kind of fun. No more feathers?
Lots of feathers!
Ow. She dropped me. She must have been scared of all the feathers chasing her to jump off the building like that.
My head's dangling right over the edge. Someone really needs to clean that alley.
And now I'm being picked up again. But no one's touching me.
Hello M'gann!
**Hello M'gann!**
She doesn't look very happy. Maybe she needs more cuddles? Ugh, is she saying something? Everything's a bit….
"Paul, snap out of it!"
Ugh?
**He's been drugged.**
I can hear Kralder brut can't see? Huh?
**Artemis has gone after Cheshire.**
**I don't know what drug she used!**
**See if you can get him to focus on what's happening. He should be able to use his ring to purge his system.**
All of the voices?
"Paul, you need to use your ring."
Big face? Hand?
"Come on M'gann, he names his attacks, he told you what he called it. What was it?"
hfoiedgaspbh25xfjkbcvm,fg[pidgf
"Rightful…wholeness?"
Teehee, silly Martian. Wholeness Rightly Assumed.
"DAMN IT!" I'm on my feet and in the air immediately. M'gann's expression combines surprise with relief. Where's Jade?
I feel her. Artemis has her at arrowpoint. She's… Talking to her?
!My target!
A surge of orange and I interrupt their conversation. Eyes glowing, a swarm of Octopus tentacles projected from my chest yank her off the ground, completely engulfing her.
I drag her up in front of me. "That. Was rude."
I feel her pushing against the construct. Is she seriously trying to escape?
"Stop struggling. I've seen this film, and it doesn't end well for the Asian woman."
I tighten the construct's grip.
**Orange Lantern, are you well?**
**Yes, thank you Aqualad. I'm sorry…sorry about that. I realise it was stupid, but in my defence; poisoned lipstick?**
"You're choking her."
"What?" I descend to ground level. Artemis is looking at me like… Is she scared?
Ring, we're not choking Jade, are we?
Breathing of the subject is restricted.
Well, loosen up, then.
Stated request is contrary to user's desires. Unable to comply.
Ah, crap.
"Let her go, now!"
She's actually got an arrow notched.
"I'm trying!"
Okay, I'm angry because I was stupid. Of course she was going to try to escape. I shouldn't have thought otherwise. I shouldn't take it out on her.
Loosen.
The tentacles part slightly, and their numbers thin out. She's still being held securely and in some discomfort. I've got one around her mouth for good measure. She takes a deep and slightly panicked breath through her nose.
Ah, hell with it. ShockCrown.