Initiative
Mr Zoat
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Initiative
27th August
05:38 GMT -5
Note to self: don't try looking into the soul of a man made of clay.
I collapse into my chair on the bioship, close my eyes and press my hands against my temples. When we confronted Clayface in the storm drains I thought that taking a look would be useful for intelligence purposes. It wasn't as if he was an immediate threat to anyone down there. One blast of orange confusion later and I recovered just in time to get slammed against the walls. That didn't hurt, but it did distract me from the fight until my team mates were downed, at which point they became my priority.
Taking on Clayface without specialist equipment isn't a great idea, but once my mind stops spinning I should be able to put something together. I am slightly worried that this version appears able to take on additional material; he was leaving blobs of mud around the place but wasn't any smaller afterwards. Why were we even engaging it? I thought Batman said that he just wanted us to track it?
The only vaguely coherent thing I got from that ill-advised use of Ophidian's Eyes was a series of fractured images of a woman I recognise as Talia al Ghul. In this timeline she and Batman broke up about a year ago. Since this version of Matthew Hagen works for the League of Shadows, he'd probably know her. Not sure why she was the only thing I could see, I usually get some kind of narrative and an idea of the way the target thinks about things.
"-point of putting on a clean costume when I'm not fresh?"
"Oh, Wally, you're always fresh."
I open my eyes.
"At least you have a clean costume."
Cleaning duty it is, then. I raise my left hand.
"Yeah, an old back-up! No stealth mode! It stinks!"
Ring, sort them out before my headache gets worse.
A beam strikes Wallace right in the lightning bolt, and a wave of orange disintegrates all of the residual clay. Next, it hits Kon, where it removes a lump of the caked on mud before disintegrating the rest. The removed blob floats over to me.
Ring, analyse.
Substance contains Aluminium, Oxygen, Silicone, Hydrogen, Iron, Magnesium, and various other elements. It is clay, and matches the chemical composition of local clay.
"Thanks Oh El!"
I rub my forehead with my right hand. "Don't worry about it."
Anything special about this clay?
Observed phenomena have no basis in conventional chemistry.
Right, right. Of course, the problem there might be me. I keep thinking that clay shouldn't be able to do that. I remember that the comics had a load of different Clayfaces, but the only origin I remember is the one from Batman: the Animated Series. Some sort of beauty product, wasn't it?
"So what do we do about the creature?"
Robin has never encountered Clayface before, so Hagen must have been transformed sometime between his last encounter with them and now. I doubt Robin would remember him though; he and Batman tend to go through henchmen rather quickly. I only know his former face because I made a point of looking him up.
"Batman wanted us to track it."
Well remembered, M'gann.
"Why settle for that? Okay, sure, it got the drop on us. But now we know its tricks!"
:-|
Kaldur, slap Wallace for me would you?
"Yeah! We split up!"
:-[
Kaldur?
"Then whoever finds old 'Clayface' radios the team."
Wait, what? Why is Robin-?
"We converge and kick some clay-butt!"
!-[
Kon, we're going to be having a talk about this.
"What do you think, Aqualad?"
"What? Oh. Yes… It seems we have a plan."
}:[
"Oh, we most certainly do not!"
The clay sample I was analysing moves aside as I rise out of my chair, and land with some force in the front of the ship.
"Are you seriously saying that you want to attack Clayface using exactly the techniques that just failed. He cannot be meaningfully hurt by kinetic force. And you think splitting up will improve our chances!?"
No sound. They're all looking at me, though.
Think calm thoughts.
>:[
I point at Wallace.
"Kinetic force."
I point at Kon.
"Kinetic force."
I point at M'gann.
"Mostly, kinetic force."
I point at Robin.
"And unless you've changed your utility belt load out without telling me, kinetic force! Now, does anyone have any ideas for fighting a thing made entirely of clay that are actually sensible?"
Stunned silence.
Oh, Kaldur's woken up.
"Could you track it with your ring?"
"No, because it's got exactly the same chemical composition as Gotham mud-"
I bring my clay sample to float in front of me, and wave it at him.
"-and Clayface can change his shape at will. No constant unique physical characteristics."
He looks down for a moment.
"Is there something you would like to suggest?"
"As I see it, we have two options for fighting it. We can bake it hard, or we can try and mix it with so much water that it can't maintain its integrity."
"How would we do that?"
"Can you use your water bearers to force water into it?"
"Possibly. But what is to stop it simply reforming?"
"Not much. I'm hoping that it needs a certain amount of clay in one place in order to think complex thoughts. But for my preferred option, Robin-"
I shift my attention from Kaldur to him.
"-do you know where you can lay your hands on some thermite at short notice?"
He grins.
27th August
05:38 GMT -5
Note to self: don't try looking into the soul of a man made of clay.
I collapse into my chair on the bioship, close my eyes and press my hands against my temples. When we confronted Clayface in the storm drains I thought that taking a look would be useful for intelligence purposes. It wasn't as if he was an immediate threat to anyone down there. One blast of orange confusion later and I recovered just in time to get slammed against the walls. That didn't hurt, but it did distract me from the fight until my team mates were downed, at which point they became my priority.
Taking on Clayface without specialist equipment isn't a great idea, but once my mind stops spinning I should be able to put something together. I am slightly worried that this version appears able to take on additional material; he was leaving blobs of mud around the place but wasn't any smaller afterwards. Why were we even engaging it? I thought Batman said that he just wanted us to track it?
The only vaguely coherent thing I got from that ill-advised use of Ophidian's Eyes was a series of fractured images of a woman I recognise as Talia al Ghul. In this timeline she and Batman broke up about a year ago. Since this version of Matthew Hagen works for the League of Shadows, he'd probably know her. Not sure why she was the only thing I could see, I usually get some kind of narrative and an idea of the way the target thinks about things.
"-point of putting on a clean costume when I'm not fresh?"
"Oh, Wally, you're always fresh."
I open my eyes.
"At least you have a clean costume."
Cleaning duty it is, then. I raise my left hand.
"Yeah, an old back-up! No stealth mode! It stinks!"
Ring, sort them out before my headache gets worse.
A beam strikes Wallace right in the lightning bolt, and a wave of orange disintegrates all of the residual clay. Next, it hits Kon, where it removes a lump of the caked on mud before disintegrating the rest. The removed blob floats over to me.
Ring, analyse.
Substance contains Aluminium, Oxygen, Silicone, Hydrogen, Iron, Magnesium, and various other elements. It is clay, and matches the chemical composition of local clay.
"Thanks Oh El!"
I rub my forehead with my right hand. "Don't worry about it."
Anything special about this clay?
Observed phenomena have no basis in conventional chemistry.
Right, right. Of course, the problem there might be me. I keep thinking that clay shouldn't be able to do that. I remember that the comics had a load of different Clayfaces, but the only origin I remember is the one from Batman: the Animated Series. Some sort of beauty product, wasn't it?
"So what do we do about the creature?"
Robin has never encountered Clayface before, so Hagen must have been transformed sometime between his last encounter with them and now. I doubt Robin would remember him though; he and Batman tend to go through henchmen rather quickly. I only know his former face because I made a point of looking him up.
"Batman wanted us to track it."
Well remembered, M'gann.
"Why settle for that? Okay, sure, it got the drop on us. But now we know its tricks!"
:-|
Kaldur, slap Wallace for me would you?
"Yeah! We split up!"
:-[
Kaldur?
"Then whoever finds old 'Clayface' radios the team."
Wait, what? Why is Robin-?
"We converge and kick some clay-butt!"
!-[
Kon, we're going to be having a talk about this.
"What do you think, Aqualad?"
"What? Oh. Yes… It seems we have a plan."
}:[
"Oh, we most certainly do not!"
The clay sample I was analysing moves aside as I rise out of my chair, and land with some force in the front of the ship.
"Are you seriously saying that you want to attack Clayface using exactly the techniques that just failed. He cannot be meaningfully hurt by kinetic force. And you think splitting up will improve our chances!?"
No sound. They're all looking at me, though.
Think calm thoughts.
>:[
I point at Wallace.
"Kinetic force."
I point at Kon.
"Kinetic force."
I point at M'gann.
"Mostly, kinetic force."
I point at Robin.
"And unless you've changed your utility belt load out without telling me, kinetic force! Now, does anyone have any ideas for fighting a thing made entirely of clay that are actually sensible?"
Stunned silence.
Oh, Kaldur's woken up.
"Could you track it with your ring?"
"No, because it's got exactly the same chemical composition as Gotham mud-"
I bring my clay sample to float in front of me, and wave it at him.
"-and Clayface can change his shape at will. No constant unique physical characteristics."
He looks down for a moment.
"Is there something you would like to suggest?"
"As I see it, we have two options for fighting it. We can bake it hard, or we can try and mix it with so much water that it can't maintain its integrity."
"How would we do that?"
"Can you use your water bearers to force water into it?"
"Possibly. But what is to stop it simply reforming?"
"Not much. I'm hoping that it needs a certain amount of clay in one place in order to think complex thoughts. But for my preferred option, Robin-"
I shift my attention from Kaldur to him.
"-do you know where you can lay your hands on some thermite at short notice?"
He grins.