Mr Zoat
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11th January
17:38 GMT +2
"How about we start with a na-?"
"RAHHHHHHHEHHHHHHHHH!"
The individual currently pinned to the wall makes a spirited attempt to tear themself free, yanking back and forth against their bonds.
"With a name."
Their eyes focus on me, and open their beak-mouths to vomit forth a new wave of fiery breath… Which splashes harmlessly against my armoured faceplate. Still, that's going to make asking questions difficult. Hm.
"Zatanna, the fire breathing isn't part of the same spell that makes them invisible?"
"No, that's biological. Turning it off would probably kill them." She turns away. "Aqualad? Zatanna here."
I nod, and begin fabricating heat-resistant muzzles for all of them as I reach forward and physically force its mouth shut, holding the beak closed with my right gauntlet. As I do I watch the effect on my environmental shield. At least the binding charm is stopping whatever they were using to bypass my constructs. I'll need to attach them to the others as well.
"As you've probably noticed, you are pinned to a wall and unable to escape."
"RAHHHHHHHEHHHHHHHHH!"
"If you don't behave yourself, I'm afraid that it is very likely that you will spend the rest of your life muzzled and in prison. However, I would much rather negotiate a solution with your people which allows everyone to get what they want without further theft or bloodshed."
"RAHHHHHHHEHHHHHHHHH!"
Muzzle complete, I slide it around the mutant gnome's mouth and lock it in place. They immediately open as wide as they can, pushing against it. They can open up a little, but no chemical fire comes forth. Right, good.
"Look, I know perfectly well that you can understand me. You can't escape by force and you can't intimidate me. The only way for you to improve your position is to say something intelligent."
The gnome just glares at me. Okay, I tried.
"Inspector?" He looks around, mobile phone pressed to his left ear. "I'm going to suggest contacting the dangerous animal people as well." He nods. I've really got no idea whether or not Romania has a prison which can hold gnomes. But working that out isn't my j-.
"You will all burn!"
I turn back to our prisoner. "Ah! Words! Well done. Is there any particular reason we'll burn?"
"Because you'll be on fire!"
"And where is the fire coming from?"
The mutant's eyes swivel as it tries to assess its surroundings. Two non-overlapping fields of vision. It can't see anything directly in front of it. That suggests prey animal, whereas the teeth suggest predator. "From Mistress!"
"And what is your mistress?"
"Mistress is great dragon! She will burn all the lands of man!"
"Shit in the rain! And get the Defence Ministry as well." Inspector Gherea glares at our prisoners. "A fucking dragon, apparently. Yes. How the fuck would I know?"
"Does your mistress want something from the lands of man, or is destruction its own purpose?"
"Worship her! Fear her! Flee in terror and be eaten!"
"So she's hungry?"
That would make sense: a giant reptile would require a large amount of food which wouldn't be readily available in a region as heavily settled as Europe is now. No wild herds to prey on at all. But if she's intelligent, then we could probably negotiate an arrangement whereby she could buy meat. Or living animals, if she prefers. And if she's gone undisturbed for hundreds of years its not very likely that she's living anywhere anyone is using. I'm-.
No, no, getting too optimistic. This is going to turn into another big pointless fight, isn't it?
"I would like to bribe your mistress not to come to my town. Where should I take my offering?"
"Give it to me. Let us go. We will tell her the name of your town."
"It's called 'Westham'. One word. It's on the south coast of England. And I think I'll keep the rest here, just in case you decide to betray me. And in fact…"
I pull out a rune stone and hold it out towards Zatanna, who has just finished her talk with Kaldur. She smiles and nods. I then return my attention to the muzzle, making a show of checking the attachment. A few improvements to the material composition…
"Others like you will be able to melt this off, but it's far too strong for you to remove with brute force."
I press the stone and a simple radio transmitter into the front top of the mutants beak, where… He? Can't see. Then another quick alteration to the material to make sure that it will remain in place. I give the assemblage a quick rattle, then step back, turn away and fly over to one of the smaller windows and open it. Zatanna waves her right hand and the bonds around that gnome mutant fade, dropping it to the floor. It glowers at us for a moment and then bolts for freedom.
Inspector Gherea walks over to stand besides me. "That was a tracking device, yes?"
"Yes." Ring?
Radio signal is being received.
"I'm a little nervous about letting that.. Gnome? Out in my city."
"The thefts have all been peaceful to date. This is-." Oh. "Ring, check for unexplained fires occurring on dates matching the thefts."
"Matches found."
"Narrow for matches with known magic users."
"No matches found. However, records on the residences of minor magic users are extremely limited."
Marvellous. I watch the gnome as it leaps from this building onto the next and then scurries out of sight. "I'm confident that it's going to report our actions to its mistress, if only to get backup."
"Invisible, fire breathing backup."
"Backup that would have existed anyway, that we can locate by following it."
"I'm not saying that it was the wrong call, but it's my city that goes up in flames if something goes wrong."
"Why do you think I gave it somewhere else to attack?"
"Westham is a place?"
"No. And hopefully looking for it will delay them." The gnome didn't appear to be moving all that fast… Dolmen Gates, natural ones. If it has access to them, it could reach its destination very quickly. Also, free Dolmen Gates, if they can be made compatible with the Atlantean version. Right. "Zatanna, what's the rest of the team doing?"
"Checking that the other thefts were by the same people. So far they all have been."
"Then we've got nothing to do until the police arrive or the gnome reaches its destination. Ms Vadim, do you have anything else on gnomes or dragons?"
17:38 GMT +2
"How about we start with a na-?"
"RAHHHHHHHEHHHHHHHHH!"
The individual currently pinned to the wall makes a spirited attempt to tear themself free, yanking back and forth against their bonds.
"With a name."
Their eyes focus on me, and open their beak-mouths to vomit forth a new wave of fiery breath… Which splashes harmlessly against my armoured faceplate. Still, that's going to make asking questions difficult. Hm.
"Zatanna, the fire breathing isn't part of the same spell that makes them invisible?"
"No, that's biological. Turning it off would probably kill them." She turns away. "Aqualad? Zatanna here."
I nod, and begin fabricating heat-resistant muzzles for all of them as I reach forward and physically force its mouth shut, holding the beak closed with my right gauntlet. As I do I watch the effect on my environmental shield. At least the binding charm is stopping whatever they were using to bypass my constructs. I'll need to attach them to the others as well.
"As you've probably noticed, you are pinned to a wall and unable to escape."
"RAHHHHHHHEHHHHHHHHH!"
"If you don't behave yourself, I'm afraid that it is very likely that you will spend the rest of your life muzzled and in prison. However, I would much rather negotiate a solution with your people which allows everyone to get what they want without further theft or bloodshed."
"RAHHHHHHHEHHHHHHHHH!"
Muzzle complete, I slide it around the mutant gnome's mouth and lock it in place. They immediately open as wide as they can, pushing against it. They can open up a little, but no chemical fire comes forth. Right, good.
"Look, I know perfectly well that you can understand me. You can't escape by force and you can't intimidate me. The only way for you to improve your position is to say something intelligent."
The gnome just glares at me. Okay, I tried.
"Inspector?" He looks around, mobile phone pressed to his left ear. "I'm going to suggest contacting the dangerous animal people as well." He nods. I've really got no idea whether or not Romania has a prison which can hold gnomes. But working that out isn't my j-.
"You will all burn!"
I turn back to our prisoner. "Ah! Words! Well done. Is there any particular reason we'll burn?"
"Because you'll be on fire!"
"And where is the fire coming from?"
The mutant's eyes swivel as it tries to assess its surroundings. Two non-overlapping fields of vision. It can't see anything directly in front of it. That suggests prey animal, whereas the teeth suggest predator. "From Mistress!"
"And what is your mistress?"
"Mistress is great dragon! She will burn all the lands of man!"
"Shit in the rain! And get the Defence Ministry as well." Inspector Gherea glares at our prisoners. "A fucking dragon, apparently. Yes. How the fuck would I know?"
"Does your mistress want something from the lands of man, or is destruction its own purpose?"
"Worship her! Fear her! Flee in terror and be eaten!"
"So she's hungry?"
That would make sense: a giant reptile would require a large amount of food which wouldn't be readily available in a region as heavily settled as Europe is now. No wild herds to prey on at all. But if she's intelligent, then we could probably negotiate an arrangement whereby she could buy meat. Or living animals, if she prefers. And if she's gone undisturbed for hundreds of years its not very likely that she's living anywhere anyone is using. I'm-.
No, no, getting too optimistic. This is going to turn into another big pointless fight, isn't it?
"I would like to bribe your mistress not to come to my town. Where should I take my offering?"
"Give it to me. Let us go. We will tell her the name of your town."
"It's called 'Westham'. One word. It's on the south coast of England. And I think I'll keep the rest here, just in case you decide to betray me. And in fact…"
I pull out a rune stone and hold it out towards Zatanna, who has just finished her talk with Kaldur. She smiles and nods. I then return my attention to the muzzle, making a show of checking the attachment. A few improvements to the material composition…
"Others like you will be able to melt this off, but it's far too strong for you to remove with brute force."
I press the stone and a simple radio transmitter into the front top of the mutants beak, where… He? Can't see. Then another quick alteration to the material to make sure that it will remain in place. I give the assemblage a quick rattle, then step back, turn away and fly over to one of the smaller windows and open it. Zatanna waves her right hand and the bonds around that gnome mutant fade, dropping it to the floor. It glowers at us for a moment and then bolts for freedom.
Inspector Gherea walks over to stand besides me. "That was a tracking device, yes?"
"Yes." Ring?
Radio signal is being received.
"I'm a little nervous about letting that.. Gnome? Out in my city."
"The thefts have all been peaceful to date. This is-." Oh. "Ring, check for unexplained fires occurring on dates matching the thefts."
"Matches found."
"Narrow for matches with known magic users."
"No matches found. However, records on the residences of minor magic users are extremely limited."
Marvellous. I watch the gnome as it leaps from this building onto the next and then scurries out of sight. "I'm confident that it's going to report our actions to its mistress, if only to get backup."
"Invisible, fire breathing backup."
"Backup that would have existed anyway, that we can locate by following it."
"I'm not saying that it was the wrong call, but it's my city that goes up in flames if something goes wrong."
"Why do you think I gave it somewhere else to attack?"
"Westham is a place?"
"No. And hopefully looking for it will delay them." The gnome didn't appear to be moving all that fast… Dolmen Gates, natural ones. If it has access to them, it could reach its destination very quickly. Also, free Dolmen Gates, if they can be made compatible with the Atlantean version. Right. "Zatanna, what's the rest of the team doing?"
"Checking that the other thefts were by the same people. So far they all have been."
"Then we've got nothing to do until the police arrive or the gnome reaches its destination. Ms Vadim, do you have anything else on gnomes or dragons?"