Mr Zoat
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9th July 2012
06:35 GMT
"Shoo."
Alas, the Leentniar fleet does not shoo.
We've always known that the Reach weren't stupid. But what I perhaps didn't twig on is the fact that the volume of space they occupy means that even if they would ideally have liked to, it simply isn't possible for them to follow a single narrow set of directives everywhere. They simply have to exercise power in a decentralised way. So while their multifaceted assimilation campaigns across virtually their entire frontier were at least similar in general appearance, the sheer number of alien species they have contact with meant that it was inevitable that they'd try something a little different at some point.
Not all parts of the Reach keep their patsies weak. Lantern Gozzi may have been on to something about them having regular contact.
Leentniar capital ships are ugly blocks of metal and ceramics armed with spatial distortion pulsers which bypass most conventional defences. Including most-
The attack force fires a volley. A couple of shots ripple through space-time towards me, while the majority flow down the local gravity wells towards the local inhabited planet.
-construct defences. We don't have that many Lanterns trained for situations like this.
I wave my hands and space snaps back into shape, a blast of x-rays and gamma rays exploding from the wrinkle I just ironed.
"Fascinating." The construct Lantern Gozzi uses looks a little like a large kiln, appearing around a pulse and shrinking, her far superior understanding of the physics involved allowing her to do a much cleaner job of shutting it down than I managed. "Inefficient, but fascinating."
"Illustres to Leentniar fleet. You have not identified the reason for your attack or stated demands. You are intruding in territory in which you are not welcome. I will ask you once more to leave. If you do not comply-"
They fire another volley. Some distance away I detect a tiny flare of gamma radiation as Lantern Gozzi shuts down another.
"-then I will use direct force-"
Again, I forcibly stabilise space to block the shots heading towards me. I'm actually… Well, in a few minutes I'll take enough radiation exposure that I'd die if it wasn't for my rings, and the Leentniar ships are showing small signs of wear on their frontal armour as they continue to head in to the system.
"'Inefficient'?"
"I generally operate under the assumption that if someone uses anything more complex than a mass driver for planetary bombardment, they are showing off their 'equipment'."
"You get that a lot in Vega?"
"Dealing with Citadelians was a frustration. Amalak is far more civilised."
"Not having any trouble?"
"Should I be?"
"You're using your ring to neutralise an attack you hadn't encountered before today."
"It's surprisingly rewarding. Coluans simply aren't adapted for combat in the way species like yours are, but I find that the intellectual challenge combined with the utility of my ring appeals to me."
"Less slogging through the mud with a busted plasma gun?"
"Airless low-gravity corridors filled with smoke, and I generally only had a coil pistol."
"I'm glad that you found a new employer. That sounds like a tremendous waste of your abilities."
"That was for Amalak."
"If you're considering a full-time career change, I'm sure that Dox would appreciate having someone around who can think at his level."
"I can't think at his level. No one other than his father can."
"I don't know about that. There's a family of mad scientists back on Earth-."
"It is not possible to properly practise science while insane."
"I'll give you one of Georgia Sivana's communication devices and you can argue the point with her."
"You mean to say that there is a member of your species who can match intellects with a clone of Vril Dox."
"Yes, in some fields at least."
"I'm… Scepti-. Oh."
"Yeah, we get that a lot. And they've stopped shooting."
"Do you intend-? Possumizer?"
"Don't try-. Huh."
"Very few people will continue shooting when their weapons are clearly having no effect."
"Yes, but-. No. I was going to say 'don't try to understand', but honestly? If you can? Please explain it to me. We'd really like to know."
"Do you intend to negotiate with them?"
"I'm going to give it one more go. Illustres to Leentniar fleet, please respond."
"You're giving them more opportunities to back down than I expected. Why not kill them and move on to the rest?"
"Because we're being recorded. And of course copies of our recordings of this conversation will make the rounds, as a comfort to our allies and a warning to anyone who might be planning on doing something stupid like becoming our enemy. Do you hear me?"
I stop transmitting.
"I can't afford to be called back to fight everyone who thinks they can stick the boot in while we're fighting the Reach. And as an organisation, N.E.M.O. can't afford to look like they can't stop that sort of attack. Word will get around."
"Leentniar Controller responding. We will quit this system."
"And?"
"Refrain from further attacks against this system."
"Inadequate. All systems in your path are L.E.G.I.O.N. affiliates. We will protect all of them."
"That will be relayed to my Masters."
"How about I do it instead. Lead the way."
The ships had been turning away, but a moment later they visibly change their direction, then-.
The ships explode!
06:35 GMT
"Shoo."
Alas, the Leentniar fleet does not shoo.
We've always known that the Reach weren't stupid. But what I perhaps didn't twig on is the fact that the volume of space they occupy means that even if they would ideally have liked to, it simply isn't possible for them to follow a single narrow set of directives everywhere. They simply have to exercise power in a decentralised way. So while their multifaceted assimilation campaigns across virtually their entire frontier were at least similar in general appearance, the sheer number of alien species they have contact with meant that it was inevitable that they'd try something a little different at some point.
Not all parts of the Reach keep their patsies weak. Lantern Gozzi may have been on to something about them having regular contact.
Leentniar capital ships are ugly blocks of metal and ceramics armed with spatial distortion pulsers which bypass most conventional defences. Including most-
The attack force fires a volley. A couple of shots ripple through space-time towards me, while the majority flow down the local gravity wells towards the local inhabited planet.
-construct defences. We don't have that many Lanterns trained for situations like this.
I wave my hands and space snaps back into shape, a blast of x-rays and gamma rays exploding from the wrinkle I just ironed.
"Fascinating." The construct Lantern Gozzi uses looks a little like a large kiln, appearing around a pulse and shrinking, her far superior understanding of the physics involved allowing her to do a much cleaner job of shutting it down than I managed. "Inefficient, but fascinating."
"Illustres to Leentniar fleet. You have not identified the reason for your attack or stated demands. You are intruding in territory in which you are not welcome. I will ask you once more to leave. If you do not comply-"
They fire another volley. Some distance away I detect a tiny flare of gamma radiation as Lantern Gozzi shuts down another.
"-then I will use direct force-"
Again, I forcibly stabilise space to block the shots heading towards me. I'm actually… Well, in a few minutes I'll take enough radiation exposure that I'd die if it wasn't for my rings, and the Leentniar ships are showing small signs of wear on their frontal armour as they continue to head in to the system.
"'Inefficient'?"
"I generally operate under the assumption that if someone uses anything more complex than a mass driver for planetary bombardment, they are showing off their 'equipment'."
"You get that a lot in Vega?"
"Dealing with Citadelians was a frustration. Amalak is far more civilised."
"Not having any trouble?"
"Should I be?"
"You're using your ring to neutralise an attack you hadn't encountered before today."
"It's surprisingly rewarding. Coluans simply aren't adapted for combat in the way species like yours are, but I find that the intellectual challenge combined with the utility of my ring appeals to me."
"Less slogging through the mud with a busted plasma gun?"
"Airless low-gravity corridors filled with smoke, and I generally only had a coil pistol."
"I'm glad that you found a new employer. That sounds like a tremendous waste of your abilities."
"That was for Amalak."
"If you're considering a full-time career change, I'm sure that Dox would appreciate having someone around who can think at his level."
"I can't think at his level. No one other than his father can."
"I don't know about that. There's a family of mad scientists back on Earth-."
"It is not possible to properly practise science while insane."
"I'll give you one of Georgia Sivana's communication devices and you can argue the point with her."
"You mean to say that there is a member of your species who can match intellects with a clone of Vril Dox."
"Yes, in some fields at least."
"I'm… Scepti-. Oh."
"Yeah, we get that a lot. And they've stopped shooting."
"Do you intend-? Possumizer?"
"Don't try-. Huh."
"Very few people will continue shooting when their weapons are clearly having no effect."
"Yes, but-. No. I was going to say 'don't try to understand', but honestly? If you can? Please explain it to me. We'd really like to know."
"Do you intend to negotiate with them?"
"I'm going to give it one more go. Illustres to Leentniar fleet, please respond."
"You're giving them more opportunities to back down than I expected. Why not kill them and move on to the rest?"
"Because we're being recorded. And of course copies of our recordings of this conversation will make the rounds, as a comfort to our allies and a warning to anyone who might be planning on doing something stupid like becoming our enemy. Do you hear me?"
I stop transmitting.
"I can't afford to be called back to fight everyone who thinks they can stick the boot in while we're fighting the Reach. And as an organisation, N.E.M.O. can't afford to look like they can't stop that sort of attack. Word will get around."
"Leentniar Controller responding. We will quit this system."
"And?"
"Refrain from further attacks against this system."
"Inadequate. All systems in your path are L.E.G.I.O.N. affiliates. We will protect all of them."
"That will be relayed to my Masters."
"How about I do it instead. Lead the way."
The ships had been turning away, but a moment later they visibly change their direction, then-.
The ships explode!
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