Mr Zoat
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8th August 2012
09:31 GMT
"We… Had.. reports.. that you had died."
The gyuanite diplomatic attaché looks at me nervously. I suppose that from his point of view I'm a combination president/pope/anti-matter bomb, but I'm not really used to being treated in that way. Other Orange Lanterns being deferential, sure. I'm their superior, and the master of a skill they are learning. My fellow superheroes on Earth are people I've worked with or actual friends. This is strange and I'm not sure that I like it.
"Oh? How?"
"We.. are not a party to your war with the Reach, but we do try to maintain a degree of awareness of its course. We have no desire to send merchant convoys into systems in dispute."
"No, I meant, how am I supposed to have died?"
"I… I doubt that it matters; you're clearly alive."
"Alive now. I've died twice before."
"Oh? Oh." The attaché calms down noticeably. "Mind recordings dubbed onto a cloned body? We're aware of some societies using that technique. I always thought that it would promote stagnation, but I suppose that the loss of a vital individual during a war would be damaging enough that it would be worth doing it anyway."
I shake my head.
"I'm familiar with the technique. There's a Terminan lawyer on my homeworld, and his people clone anyone who dies of unnatural causes. But no. I can encode my consciousness on my soul. All I need is either a supporting medium or a host body and I'm fine. Organic death just isn't that big a deal for me."
His face goes slightly purple. Worried confusion.
"I don't.. think I understand..?"
"A humanoid's consciousness lies in the electrical potentials of their neural network, right?"
"That's-. That sounds like an oversimplification, but… Yes, I understand what you mean."
"But there's nothing inherently special about electrical potentials, is there? There are few species with purely chemical neural networks, a few with exotic energy networks…"
I pull back, reducing the importance of my physical form and increasing my presence in the orange light. It's a little like when the Ophidian and I switched from my human body to her snake body when we were joined, though I'm still myself. I look down at my translucent form, and then up at the attaché.
"See? I can transubstantiate at will."
I shift back into the material as the attaché-.
"Are you alright?"
"Ah-. Ah-. A-."
"Do you require medical attention? If you can't speak, just want it and I'll-."
"Nono, that's fine! Um. Please remain mundane while you are visiting our world."
"Alright. I mean, subject to normal self-defence exemptions, sure. Is there some sort of cultural sensitivity I should know about? Because I've been reading your tourist information brochure and I didn't see anything..?"
"People think of Lantern constructs as something they attack with. If people saw you like that it might inadvertently cause.. confusion."
"Oh." I nod. "I suppose that makes sense. Now, about me meeting with officials in your government?"
"Yes, several officials are clearing their schedules and we should be able to have a preliminary meeting with you a little while after you arrive. You.. are.. aware that there is a Reach trade mission on Yuna?"
"I was planning on boiling the water anyway."
"I'm sorry, I don't think that translated."
"When you're in the wilderness and you're not sure whether the local stream is safe to drink from or not, you can boil it to remove impurities and collect the steam to drink. I'm implying that the Reach would contaminate the drinking water."
"We have very thorough safety procedures for publically-consumable water sources."
"You wouldn't be the first people to have said that."
"We are aware of the Reach's habits. Be assured that they and their thralls are monitored closely."
"Or that. But on your heads be it."
"To be clear: while we certainly do not expect you to like each other, violent hostility will not be permitted."
"Don't worry: Clarissi Dox has given me clear orders in that regard. Nothing more cutting than a quip, unless they start it."
"We would prefer it if you kept away from them entirely. We find that two belligerent groups meeting generally results in hostilities and we are eager to avoid that."
"If you insist. I think it would be a wasted opportunity, though. I rarely get to meet Reach citizens, and I've never done so somewhere I could have a conversation with one."
"I really think it would be best."
"Alright then. Who will I be meeting?"
"Initially… It.. really depends on the purpose of your visit?"
"I.. thought that was obvious, but if you want a summary: Reach bad. N.E.M.O. good."
I grin idiotically for a moment-
"Friends?"
-and then regain my normal facial expression.
"So, obviously, military and trade policy, and interstellar relations. It's not at all surprising that your government has concerns about a major military alliance appearing on your metaphorical doorstep, and I'll do what I can to allay them."
"We can get people from the Diplomatic Affairs Office, the Defence Force Office and the Trade Commission to meet with you. They can convey the concerns of their superiors and then feed back to them with your responses."
"That's… Fine for a first meeting, but I'm going to have to meet with someone senior once we've got the general shape of an agreement thrashed out."
"That will rather depend on how the earlier meetings go."
"Ah. Alright." I shrug. "I'd have thought that your government would at least want some kind of positive-sounding joint statement to steady the markets, but I'm sure that you know your people better than I do."
At the moment, at least.
"Thank you." He bows. "I will convey this to my superiors. I hope that you have a peaceful and productive visit."
09:31 GMT
"We… Had.. reports.. that you had died."
The gyuanite diplomatic attaché looks at me nervously. I suppose that from his point of view I'm a combination president/pope/anti-matter bomb, but I'm not really used to being treated in that way. Other Orange Lanterns being deferential, sure. I'm their superior, and the master of a skill they are learning. My fellow superheroes on Earth are people I've worked with or actual friends. This is strange and I'm not sure that I like it.
"Oh? How?"
"We.. are not a party to your war with the Reach, but we do try to maintain a degree of awareness of its course. We have no desire to send merchant convoys into systems in dispute."
"No, I meant, how am I supposed to have died?"
"I… I doubt that it matters; you're clearly alive."
"Alive now. I've died twice before."
"Oh? Oh." The attaché calms down noticeably. "Mind recordings dubbed onto a cloned body? We're aware of some societies using that technique. I always thought that it would promote stagnation, but I suppose that the loss of a vital individual during a war would be damaging enough that it would be worth doing it anyway."
I shake my head.
"I'm familiar with the technique. There's a Terminan lawyer on my homeworld, and his people clone anyone who dies of unnatural causes. But no. I can encode my consciousness on my soul. All I need is either a supporting medium or a host body and I'm fine. Organic death just isn't that big a deal for me."
His face goes slightly purple. Worried confusion.
"I don't.. think I understand..?"
"A humanoid's consciousness lies in the electrical potentials of their neural network, right?"
"That's-. That sounds like an oversimplification, but… Yes, I understand what you mean."
"But there's nothing inherently special about electrical potentials, is there? There are few species with purely chemical neural networks, a few with exotic energy networks…"
I pull back, reducing the importance of my physical form and increasing my presence in the orange light. It's a little like when the Ophidian and I switched from my human body to her snake body when we were joined, though I'm still myself. I look down at my translucent form, and then up at the attaché.
"See? I can transubstantiate at will."
I shift back into the material as the attaché-.
"Are you alright?"
"Ah-. Ah-. A-."
"Do you require medical attention? If you can't speak, just want it and I'll-."
"Nono, that's fine! Um. Please remain mundane while you are visiting our world."
"Alright. I mean, subject to normal self-defence exemptions, sure. Is there some sort of cultural sensitivity I should know about? Because I've been reading your tourist information brochure and I didn't see anything..?"
"People think of Lantern constructs as something they attack with. If people saw you like that it might inadvertently cause.. confusion."
"Oh." I nod. "I suppose that makes sense. Now, about me meeting with officials in your government?"
"Yes, several officials are clearing their schedules and we should be able to have a preliminary meeting with you a little while after you arrive. You.. are.. aware that there is a Reach trade mission on Yuna?"
"I was planning on boiling the water anyway."
"I'm sorry, I don't think that translated."
"When you're in the wilderness and you're not sure whether the local stream is safe to drink from or not, you can boil it to remove impurities and collect the steam to drink. I'm implying that the Reach would contaminate the drinking water."
"We have very thorough safety procedures for publically-consumable water sources."
"You wouldn't be the first people to have said that."
"We are aware of the Reach's habits. Be assured that they and their thralls are monitored closely."
"Or that. But on your heads be it."
"To be clear: while we certainly do not expect you to like each other, violent hostility will not be permitted."
"Don't worry: Clarissi Dox has given me clear orders in that regard. Nothing more cutting than a quip, unless they start it."
"We would prefer it if you kept away from them entirely. We find that two belligerent groups meeting generally results in hostilities and we are eager to avoid that."
"If you insist. I think it would be a wasted opportunity, though. I rarely get to meet Reach citizens, and I've never done so somewhere I could have a conversation with one."
"I really think it would be best."
"Alright then. Who will I be meeting?"
"Initially… It.. really depends on the purpose of your visit?"
"I.. thought that was obvious, but if you want a summary: Reach bad. N.E.M.O. good."
I grin idiotically for a moment-
"Friends?"
-and then regain my normal facial expression.
"So, obviously, military and trade policy, and interstellar relations. It's not at all surprising that your government has concerns about a major military alliance appearing on your metaphorical doorstep, and I'll do what I can to allay them."
"We can get people from the Diplomatic Affairs Office, the Defence Force Office and the Trade Commission to meet with you. They can convey the concerns of their superiors and then feed back to them with your responses."
"That's… Fine for a first meeting, but I'm going to have to meet with someone senior once we've got the general shape of an agreement thrashed out."
"That will rather depend on how the earlier meetings go."
"Ah. Alright." I shrug. "I'd have thought that your government would at least want some kind of positive-sounding joint statement to steady the markets, but I'm sure that you know your people better than I do."
At the moment, at least.
"Thank you." He bows. "I will convey this to my superiors. I hope that you have a peaceful and productive visit."
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