Mr Zoat
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Have I forgotten something again?Pretty sure Paul should be saying it was the Joker, right, given Mr. Napier's current condition?
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Have I forgotten something again?Pretty sure Paul should be saying it was the Joker, right, given Mr. Napier's current condition?
He might be confusing the versions of the Joker between the Paragon and Renegade timelines. Paragon!Joker is simply locked up in Arkham Asylum and presumably hasn't broken out since he was apprehended as a member of the Injustice League. Renegade!Joker has been rendered a non-threat after the Renegade mangled his limbs beyond conventional Earth medicine's ability to heal. The closest he got back to being relevant was when someone had the idiotic idea to give him robotic limb replacements. Thankfully, the Renegade hired Lex's lawyer to put that idea to the grave before it could get anywhere.
Who's Bailey? If you haven't mentioned him before, maybe a link to an image or his wiki page could help.Mr. Bailey might be relatively low status, but it's clear from the reactions of the others that Mr. Nygma is an Omega-level outcast. I'd sympathise if he had a slightly lower body count.
I just realized, that should say Episode 131.
Well, desperate times make for desperate measures, soldier. Admittedly, some aspects of his ascension to this temporary position aren't exactly entirely by-the-book, but anyone who could object isn't really in a position to do so. Once this whole situation is settled, then the lawyers can argue the point.31st December 2012
15:24 GMT -5
Former General Eiling looks down at Acting President Adams as the wizards finish their final checks.
"How the Hell did we end up with you in charge?"
To be fair, most people are used to seeing him flying about in his shiny, er... Well, I assume most people think of it as a really tight body-stocking with a codpiece-thing...Adams' expression is stern, verging contemptuous. I haven't seen him in officer mode before. Even with him being retroactively cleared of wrongdoing, his duties don't actually come with any… Ah, airmen under him in his chain of command. But now he's theoretically in charge of everyone.
"Do we know each other, convict?"
Ooof. I get the feeling he is really restraining himself from turning silver and burning Eiling into ash. Admittedly, it'd be well-deserved, but they kind of need the muscle right now."You want name, rank and serial n-?"
"Eiling." Though, credit to Adams, his face barely twitches. "How the Hell are you still alive?"
The kind that doesn't get you medals, I suspect. Not on the books, anyway."Same way you are. I volunteered for important government work."
"What government work?"
...So, not implanted in a super-tough android body, then. Still tough as nails and ugly as sin, I expect."Something called the Danner Formula. Gives people super strength, but only works in fetuses. They wanted to find a way to make it work on adults." He flexes his arms and chest. "Amazing what a few stem cell injections can do."
Hm. Yes, using foetal stem cells and then injecting them… Could work, if you killed the host's immune system first and they engrafted properly. It would be more likely to give the test subject super-cancer, but I suppose that explains the mutations. Not something I'd want to experiment with…
Which is all the stranger because Eiling is still a patriot under all the dickishness. Just a little fuzzy on acceptable operational standards."So you got a stay of execution."
"So I get to keep working for my country."
Don't tell us, let us guess: Just Following Orders?"Your country? You were murdering US servicemen and selling weapons to the Viet Cong in the Vietnam War for personal profit, then you tried getting all your co-conspirators killed so you could get away free."
"Personal profit? Heh." Eiling looks down contemptuously. "If it was personal profit I'd have quit the army right after Vietnam and bought a place in Aruba. I wouldn't have bothered sticking around."
I'm sure the cold bastard that thought of it is still laughing in his grave."What was it, then?"
"Since you're the 'President' I guess you're clear to know. CIA knew that the Vietnam War was a lost cause. Not enough public support and not enough balls in the White House to fully commit to winning. So they figured, why not sell the Communist weapons, then use that money to fund winnable fights in South America? Have the Communists pay to kill other Communists?" He snorts. "Don't know how successful it was, but that was what I was trying to do."
'Acceptable Losses', huh? An easy cover for guys like you..."And the people you murdered?"
"Shame. But that was the only way to make it happen."
Sure, no nation can go unblemished for long, but at least pretend you have some standards..."That's inhuman."
"Oh yeah? You were a pilot. Remind me, how many Cambodian villages did you drop Willy Pete on? You wanna call me a monster because I took orders from a CIA station chief instead of Henry Kissinger?" He leans a little closer. "Grow up, Mister President."
Because even as misshapen as he no doubt is, he's still a military man. In the comics, first thing he did once he was in Shaggy Man's body? Shave. "'The Shaggy Man'? Me, I never had a day unshaven since my daddy handed me my first razor.""Get out of my sight."
Eiling.. salutes, and while I'm sure that he means it sarcastically it's as near to textbook as his current physiology allows. Then he steps away and marches towards the cargo lift we're using to take the men to their quarters.
And let's leave it at that, even if it's outside the bounds of Rule 8. Dirty dealings happened on all sides.Not sure whether he was lying or not. Kissinger's plan was to lie on official documents by rerouting pilots while they were in the air, and leaving the official target as one in Vietnam. While at this point everyone who knows anything about the era knows that it happened, matching any one pilot to any one bombing run would probably be impossible. Adams wouldn't have known exactly where they were sending him… But again, the fact that the US was moving people to villages they build in 'safe' zones and then bombing anything in the areas they'd cleared, civilian or military, isn't exactly a secret either. I've never bothered to find out exactly what Adams spent the war doing, but if Eiling's telling the truth then he's not wrong about the morality of the situation.
Thought so. Hopefully they'll be warned first if they try to sneak out. Don't want to waste the bodies, after all.I walk past with a nod, taking my place at the front of the lift.
"Thank you for your cooperation so far. We will now be taking you to your home for the foreseeable future. You will be freely able to leave your own rooms, but the majority of the Tower will be inaccessible unless you're accompanied by an authorised member of staff."
...Honestly Amazed he hasn't given Harley some kind of buff, but that sort of thing might lead to her getting overconfident. Though I'm sure she'd fill out a red-and-black bodysuit real nice.The lift begins to descend.
"While we're not actually going to stop you harming yourselves or others, that will activate your penalty clause outside of a refereed spar or official training session. Doctor Quinzel will still be around to discuss any personal issues you may be having. If you have any strategic or organisation questions, please address them to me or to any member of the Justice League."
...And who was Mr Bailey, again? Closest I could find was a Ten of Spades from the Royal Flush Gang... Guess he's that irrelevant, it doesn't matter."Yeah." Mr. Bailey nods from near the back. Which means that he's low on the prison totem pole. "When's chow time?"
"The Tower produces food by magic, so… Whenever you're hungry, basically. Unless you try eating a whole elephant then it's not really much of a drain on resources."
I mean, some people enjoy a good bit of bread. I do hope they at least get some toppings."Anything?"
"We don't have a circus, so you'll have to make do with really good bread."
Ah, not yet anywhere near a Heel-Face Turn, eh? He did make for a hell of a detective once, after all."Oh, that's good." Mr. Nygma seems amused by my witticism. "But I'm puzzled as to why it is that you said that you can't see Sportsmaster. I don't think he kept any of his weapons."
Mr. Bailey might be relatively low status, but it's clear from the reactions of the others that Mr. Nygma is an Omega-level outcast. I'd sympathise if he had a slightly lower body count.
Do you want the list in chronological order, alphabetical, or importance?"I once told him that if I saw him again I'd kill him. I didn't take this situation into account." I shrug. "I like to think that I'm a man of my word, and I don't mind the extra effort."
"What did he do to make you say that?"
Oh, not in the comic-book sense, Larry. In the classical sense. The enemy you make by your own actions..."Oh, I'm his nemesis."
That actually gets a response, as Mr. Crock… Well, the Crock-shaped blur, appears to cross his arms. "Like Hell you are."
...And OL explained it even better than I could."No, no, seriously. Classically, a nemesis is a countervailing force that comes into being in response to the actions of the primary actor. Your harshness and criminality have alienated everyone in your life, while my heroism is why I'm dating your eldest daughter, and have a better relationship than you with your younger daughter, ex-wife, mother, father, brother, nephews and ex-mother-in-law." I smile insolently. "It's a matter of contrast; by existing I repudiate your entire personal philosophy."
Careful there, Eddy, you could drown someone with all that sarcasm.Mr. Nygma smiles, either not noticing or not caring about how Mr. Crock's hands clench into fists.
"Imagine that."
Heh, just casually throwing it out that, no, Larry couldn't keep him dead even if he managed to take him down..."My nemesis on the other hand is some Reach functionary I don't even know the name of who owes me for his current promotion. He already managed to kill me once."
Mr. Crock's face doesn't move much, but there's a little something in his eye.
Not that Sportsmaster could ever get his hands on any. The Weaponers would probably laugh at him if he somehow managed to contact them. Then kill him for asking.
Essentially, you want to be a big middle finger at their entire life."So to be someone's nemesis, just fighting them isn't enough. You have to create a role for them."
"Going by the classical definition, yes."
No, no, Eddy. He has a point. I know your ego doesn't like to hear it, but you are just not that big a deal."So the Riddler isn't Batman's nemesis, because he didn't have anything to do with getting him started."
"Now wait just a-."
Now, now, not everyone needs a nemesis. Indeed, to some degree, you don't want one."No, that's the Joker. It was Batman's fight with him when he went out as Red Hood that resulted in him getting a bath in putrefied Smilex. Batman tries to bring stability to Gotham, the Joker attacks stability just because he can."
"So who is Riddler's nemesis?"
What's the bet if the Riddler ever gets loose, he'll go out and do something monumentally stupid to prove he's worthy of being Batman's nemesis?"I'm honestly not sure that he has one."
"Hear that, Eddy?" The lift reaches our stop and Mr. Crock strides off into the prisoner residential area. "Aren't you lucky."
Ah, you're right - that was the Renegade I was thinking of.He might be confusing the versions of the Joker between the Paragon and Renegade timelines. Paragon!Joker is simply locked up in Arkham Asylum and presumably hasn't broken out since he was apprehended as a member of the Injustice League. Renegade!Joker has been rendered a non-threat after the Renegade mangled his limbs beyond conventional Earth medicine's ability to heal. The closest he got back to being relevant was when someone had the idiotic idea to give him robotic limb replacements. Thankfully, the Renegade hired Lex's lawyer to put that idea to the grave before it could get anywhere.
Thank you for the clarification. As suspected, some nobody.
Riddlers gonna be so pissed he goes out of his way to create his own nemesis and I'm absolutely ready for it.
I'm pretty sure he's his own nemesis. The Riddler commits an elaborate crime, then leaves behind a riddle that gives away the next one.
Yeah, it's obsessive compulsive disorder...for a while he actually went legit and on medication for it...then he went off the deep end againI'm pretty sure he's his own nemesis. The Riddler commits an elaborate crime, then leaves behind a riddle that gives away the next one.
I am Captain Dumdum! I have barely no plans and I never come up with any riddles! BEWARE!Riddlers gonna be so pissed he goes out of his way to create his own nemesis and I'm absolutely ready for it.
The Question.
Actually thinking about it, what is the Riddler's origin story? Just became an elaborate Gotham 'mastermind' because he wanted to, or bad OCD and chasing fame? I honestly don't know.
Best thing about this talk was that this whole conversation was before a large crowd of Supervillains. I kept half expecting hands being raised to ask Paul further questions on the subject of what makes a "Nemesis", and other tropes that pop up in their life that they never considered or noticed."What did he do to make you say that?"
"Oh, I'm his nemesis."
That actually gets a response, as Mr. Crock… Well, the Crock-shaped blur, appears to cross his arms. "Like Hell you are."
"No, no, seriously. Classically, a nemesis is a countervailing force that comes into being in response to the actions of the primary actor. Your harshness and criminality have alienated everyone in your life, while my heroism is why I'm dating your eldest daughter, and have a better relationship than you with your younger daughter, ex-wife, mother, father, brother, nephews and ex-mother-in-law." I smile insolently. "It's a matter of contrast; by existing I repudiate your entire personal philosophy."
Mr. Nygma smiles, either not noticing or not caring about how Mr. Crock's hands clench into fists.
"Imagine that."
"My nemesis on the other hand is some Reach functionary I don't even know the name of who owes me for his current promotion. He already managed to kill me once."
Mr. Crock's face doesn't move much, but there's a little something in his eye.
"That so?"
"Qwa-matter is nasty stuff."
"So to be someone's nemesis, just fighting them isn't enough. You have to create a role for them."
"Going by the classical definition, yes."
"So the Riddler isn't Batman's nemesis, because he didn't have anything to do with getting him started."
"Now wait just a-."
"No, that's the Joker. It was Batman's fight with him when he went out as Red Hood that resulted in him getting a bath in putrefied Smilex. Batman tries to bring stability to Gotham, the Joker attacks stability just because he can."
"So who is Riddler's nemesis?"
"I'm honestly not sure that he has one."
"Hear that, Eddy?" The lift reaches our stop and Mr. Crock strides off into the prisoner residential area. "Aren't you lucky."
Ah, I get it."We don't have a circus, so you'll have to make do with really good bread."
"Oh, that's good." Mr. Nygma seems amused by my witticism.
Panem et circus. Bread and circusesAh, I get it.
It's because the classical superhero costumes are based off of circus outfits.
He's thinking to himself that the Justice League is the circus.
No I understand that reference,
Communists
Thank you, corrected.
"Oh yeah? You were a pilot. Remind me, how many Cambodian villages did you drop Willy Pete on? You wanna call me a monster because I took orders from a CIA station chief instead of Henry Kissinger?" He leans a little closer. "Grow up, Mister President."
I haven't read that, so let's assume that he was on at least a few flights.I'm fairly confident - 80% - that Nate was an intelligence specialist/operative, not a pilot. I reread the Bates-Weisman run from the late 80s earlier this year, and the only thing they mention about Nate's service specifically was that he was on the ground and was in intelligence. I don't remember if that was changed for the Young Justice comics' adaptation of that story, but given that Weisman wrote it, I don't think it would be. It's a minor change, but I think it's something Eiling would be aware of.
That's how Eiling was able to pin the blame on Hill 409 on Nate - he was actually there, on the ground. He may have been trained as a pilot, but I'm pretty sure he wasn't a bomber, at least.
Why? If OL is telling the truth, Qwa is something that he can got better from.
In the cheesy 90s(?) Batman Movies, a case could be made for Val Kilmer Batman being his Nemesis.Actually thinking about it, what is the Riddler's origin story? Just became an elaborate Gotham 'mastermind' because he wanted to, or bad OCD and chasing fame? I honestly don't know.