Zombie Invasion Underway!

[augustus007]

Thank the myriad deities that I managed to finish the wall partition in my yard! My domicile is now zombie proof! Up until my dogs decided to bark and lure all the zombies, then I'm besieged!

 

[augustus007]

Who peeked into the Necronomicon and caused this?

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We'll never know. Maybe it's the cat that opened the Necronomicon or something, I dunno.

 

[Hologram]

This is why we don't say anything, you know. All the slander and insults. We don't smell, that's ghouls. We don't moan; that just gas, y'know? And we don't eat brains, alright? Just intelligence.

And there doesn't seem to be any around here. I return to slander and insults, and I can't even sustain myself. :<

Y'all's hospitality sucks.

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SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM NOW BEFORE HE MAKES MORE ZOMBIES

 

[VoidBlood]

Any cute zombie girls? This is a very important question that must be answered immediately.

Anyway, the only way to fight the zombie apocalypse is with more zombies, so just grab your necromancy books and learn how to create some skeletons real quick to defend from the zombies

 

[zup]

I'm so glad I bought a flamethrower, napalm and mines and they said I was crazy for turning my front lawn into a minefield with turrets well who's laughing now Karen?!

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*BLAM*

Hah, I got you first! No dying in flames for me this time. I learned my lesson 12 years ago.

 

[Belial666]

We don't smell, that's ghouls. We don't moan; that just gas, y'know? And we don't eat brains, alright? Just intelligence.

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Huh. That sounds more like a wight than a zombie to me. Maybe the Long Night will start soon?

There's an easy way to test. A decapitated wight will still move, a zombie won't.

 

[VoidBlood]

Huh. That sounds more like a wight than a zombie to me. Maybe the Long Night will start soon?

There's an easy way to test. A decapitated wight will still move, a zombie won't.

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Aren't there versions of zombies who can still move or something? I mean, there are a LOT of zombie versions that exist.

 

[Smuthunter]

Oh boy, it's the end of the world!

 

[RedDot]

Are they hot zombies at least? That's the important question.

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Asking the real questions here

Spoiler

 

[Lord Elsquare]

We got all sorts of zombies out here. Evil ghouls, cannon fodder, sexy spugs, krug krugs, nazi zombies, sexy nazi zombies - even some fogwogglers.

 

[HadesStan]

Any hole's a goal.

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That may be true but only if the hole is safe

 

[666814]

Knights to me!! Draw your melee weapons and charge!

 

[sanza601121]

... distress call from ?Dirt? planet about a zombie outbreak...
... jump coordinates acquired...
... JUMPING!>>>...
..."To all surface dwellers - hide under because WE are carrying 4 Beta Phased Shockwave Generators on our Teladi Osprey"...

FOR THE PROFIT!!!

Spoiler: Our nice M6

 

[vinzzz001]

Anybody got some bleach? Got scratched by one of those zomboids, and am now feeling a little queasy…

 

[GiftofLove]

Do they want to suck our dicks? D:

 

[Sir Borks-a-Lot]

I wen to sleep in a normal world, now I woke up and there's zombies... and worst part? I still need to go to work!

Right. Time to put some... attachments on the forklift.

 

[Mr.Nobody]

Sorry, was I not supposed to read the book covered in eyes?

 

[Waterflames3]

Alright boys, we need 115 in the background. Anybody know where we can start getting some better guns? I'd rather not use this 1911 for however long this mess goes on.

 

[God of Hentai]

Important question here: Are they fuckable zombies? And what would happen if you fucked one?

 

[Hologram]

Anybody got some bleach? Got scratched by one of those zomboids, and am now feeling a little queasy…

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*BLAM*
Better safe than sorry.

 

[Phen0m20]

Now only if some of the fics I like would rise from the dead.

 

[Planeshunter]

Lock the fuck in, QQ! We've got zombies to LAY

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Extraneous 'S', FTFY

 

[ImmortalRedux]

*The zombie apocalypse is underway & governments have started nuking the planet to stave off the untold undead.

 

[ayleid]

Eh, I've got a full pantry, an easily barricaded door and warm weather. I'll wait for them to rot down or migrate off.

 

[Amazon Climber]

(Part of the fun is changing your style to the default style; check the lower left corner of the page for 'Style Chooser')

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So, am I just chronically unobservant, or does whatever the fun is not work on mobile?

 

[Jade Isentry]

Are they hot zombies at least? That's the important question.

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Wait a minute... Do I see... are those...

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ZomBOOBIES!?!?

Oh glorious day!!!

 

[Observatory Of Akasha]

The death rise and they march in search of life to snuff out the light and drag it back to darkness.

 

[GundamChief]

Pft. HAH! Amateur.

*Clicks keys, falling backwards into opening.... Then, headlights come out*

Spoiler: Engines kick on and Heaviest Metal Blares as the Assbeating INTENSIFIES

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Looks over

I was giving myself a handicap. But if you really want to compare our stick shifts.

Puts Gundam on Autopilot and calls down Spiral Megas Overdrive, a bastard offspring of a Gurren unit fusing to an alternate Megas

Spoiler: Who the hell do you think I am?

 

[Mazahs-Sama]

Are these the same zombies from those hentai that also give them tentacles? Seems like a good bit of info to confirm...

 

[Tentaclord]

Use my bretheren "Destroyed Tentacle". It has Resist Ailments, Absolute Cure and Flank Null. Zombies will be just meat easy to clean up as long as you have this guy.

Are these the same zombies from those hentai that also give them tentacles? Seems like a good bit of info to confirm...

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NOOOO