Within this forest of concrete and glass, the circle of life is no longer that of predator and prey, but that of a simp buying breakfast for his goddess and her boyfriend
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Zam138
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When it's a hot summer, and you order delivery from three different places, and three different topless delivery boys with eight-pack abs show up on your doorstep, and your neighbors see everything
Academics is so you can calmly speak with retarded stupid idiots, exercise is so retarded stupid idiots will calmly speak with you.
zum zum dimsum
"Zam kissed a 200km/h truck to save a cat, and thus was isekaied at high speed as a cat."
Within the heart of every Zam is an animal, and when Zams are backed into a corner, a beast is unleashed
(இωஇ )
꒰^ↀωↀ^꒱!
ლ(°◕‵ƹ′◕ლ)
"Zam is indeed the reincarnation of a fox, and this is a fox whose tail is always raised."
You know "Professional Loser" is one letter away from becoming a "Professional Lover", as is this Zam
"Don't worry, brothers. I slapped my husband and he said it hurt, so this isn't a dream."
Within every Zam is a smaller Zam, and that Zam is delicious
I mean, they handled a few of the gifts right, like these specific gifts that have supposedly deep meaning that just coincidentally take you back to the places you need to go during your journey, but you know, it's like, how loose you gotta be to "fall deeply in love" with someone over the course of like three days that you'll kill your mother with them like what
I know I complained about RPG mechanics where you give lots of gifts to a companion and their affinity to you rockets from -25 to 100, but look at it in real life, like some random backpacker who just saved a wartorn country comes up to Zam and gives 5 houses, 3 cars, 1000 fashion accessories, a year's worth of snacks, a box of jewels, upgrade all tech gadgets, compliments for days, you telling me you no doki doki?
zamzam <3
"Isn't she just more beautiful, more wealthy, younger, more connected, more skilled than me? We're not that different at all, why doesn't he look at me more?"
I might not read all my messages, but there better not be any red bubbles
zam zam
When young, girls like to play with dolls and boys like to play with electronic toys, but when grown up, girls like to play electronic toys and boys like to play with dolls
the road of life is narrow, but the cup of alcohol is wide
Sometimes, I just don't get it when they draw on eyebrows, like so thick, so long, so angular, you can tell from a hundred meters away that they're faker than plastic boobs, and they don't even read xianxia trash but those look like sword eyebrows, but it's like part of some kind of fashion thing, and it's like, only under three filters does it look human, but people still spend so much time on it
zam nyo!
There were these two Zams arguing and I was curious about what
"My big brother can mpreg kids!"
"Oh yeah? My big brother can mpreg more kids!"
"So? My big brother can mpreg all the men in town!"
There were these two kid arguing and I was curious about what
"My big brother can eat shit!"
"Oh yeah? My big brother can eat more shit!"
"So? My big brother can eat all the shit in town!"
There is one Zam out there who drinks her 1982 vintage cola out of a wine glass
In GudaZam's world, servants only fall in love, not go battle
Another Zam: "It's not like I want to, but I just always trip and fall into having a harem, don't worry, you can be part of it!"
A Zam: "Don't worry! No matter how many boyfriends I have, you will always be one of them!"
I'm starting to understand Kotomine Kirei more and more these days, signs of growing up, I guess -
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