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There once was a Zam who zammed so hard, becoming the Zammiest Zam, but this threatened the rule of the OverZam, who attacked the Zammiest Zam, so the Zammiest Zam applied for arbitration from the Zam Above All, who ZAMMED, causing all Zams to become lazier than before and therefore procrastinating from any conflict between Zams, rather than solving it, because the Zam Above All is also lazy.
So you know with how trashy writers are everywhere these days (gotta make a living from a third job, after all), and everyone's chasing clicks, so everyone keeps reusing the character names that other people use, so over here, "Liu Ruyan" is a girl's name that keeps getting used for the heroine, but usually of those 20min long short stories where the heroine cheats on the MC and then regrets it later
I, a goddess of isekai, looking down at you from a higher state of existence, "Hey, you want to get repeatedly smashed by a truck so you can isekai, right? Because if you do, I can arrange it for you. If you don't answer me in this dimension, I'll take that silence as a yes!"
There once was a Zam who was reborn as the youngest daughter of a chaebol family in a 'gestalt' kdrama world, where almost all popular kdramas are fused into one setting. As the youngest granddaughter of the ruler of this trillion dollar chaebol, Zam has to face all kinds of familial struggles for inheritance, political drama, fall in love, get misunderstood, and even get a terminal illness like all kdramas do.
There once was a Zam whose soul was split infinite times, and each time Chaldea summoned a servant, it was actually a Zam cosplaying with some little attached spirit origin borrowed from a big Zam cosplaying as Alaya and another big Zam cosplaying as Gaia. All of the servants, enemies or friends, are all split Zams. Fujimaru doesn't know that he's surrounded by Zams.
There once was a Zam who woke up one day in the body of an absolute hunk, so Zam spend the rest of the week touching and feeling these newly sculpted Zam abs.
There once was a Zam who isekaied as a goddess of isekai who isekais other isekaiers, but one day one isekaier wanted to take Zam as his isekai cheat, and using some archaic isekai loophole to double isekai the isekaied Zam, causing her to isekai again with this isekaier to a new isekai world, where Zam is no longer a goddess of isekai but a random isekaied adventurer.
There once was a Zam who was tired of horni and didn't want to horni anymore, so this Zam stayed home all day and became a fujoshi otaku hikineet, and nothing interesting ever happened in this Zam's life ever again.
There once was a Zam who had a really lazy writer as the creator diety... of her shitty web serial world, and all she got was the average Zam life plus a trashy cheat system that give her a rebate of a thousand times the money she spends. This Zam became sad, while swimming in a pool of gold, wiping her sweat with towels woven with freshly minted cash.
There once was a Zam named Zamzephone Zamstar, nicknamed ZaZa, whose mommy adopted a mean step daughter who killed ZaZa's cat and kissed ZaZa's lover and became a vampire, and thus began this Zam's adventure
There once was a Zam who was cursed to time loop, but it's counted in years instead of hours, but being an optimistic Zam, she tried to live each life to its fullest, so she'd master an art or a field, fall deeply in love, achieve happiness with a significant other... and then it'd start all over again from childhood.
"Vat-styled biological cloning is too difficult, so we'll just have to pick up Zams from different parts of the time line, choose the best Zam and dispose the rest, and then split time multiple ways to have our Zam clones."
but for reals though, thinking about it, I wrote too many SIs, and I don't want to use "Biigoh" as a placement holder for "average random protagonist", maybe it's time to clone some Zams
It's like, I never thought of it that way, but maybe Council of Ricks and Zelretch are similar, so if we extend that to Zams across parallel spacetime, then we can have something really funny. And as we know, the immutable rule in Type Moon is that funny characters are the strongest.