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Advent of the God-Harem King [Highschool DxD/Exalted] (CLOSED)

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Man, I can't remember what charms we used to punch people in the face...


I think some of them were
fists of iron
iron kettle body
fist of the daystar?

I coulda swore we had 5 of them that were pretty much always go to. Plus extras depending on the situation.
 
[x] "Can you capture them alive instead?"
-[x] Battleplan: Demoralize the tortle-youkai by quipping with Akeno-chan about turtle soup recipes and seizing the youkai with your gaze as if wondering how big soup pan you need.
Hit it in the dick. Or cunt if it's a girl. No boobs is heresy.

Chmm, I wonder what is the poltergeist. If a girl there can be forgiveness ... what happens when you pump ghost full of Solar/Dragon "Essence"?
 
A tortoise, that can eat electrical attacks... a TORTOISE, THAT CAN EAT ELECTRICAL ATTACKS, that's it?
Gotta say, if this somehow results in Issei getting his ass kicked by this thing, he, and by extension, you guys, will never live this down.
Happy hunting.
 
[X] "Can you capture them alive instead?"
-[X] Battleplan: Demoralize the tortle-youkai by quipping with Akeno-chan about turtle soup recipes and seizing the youkai with your gaze as if wondering how big soup pan you need.
Hit it in the dick. Or cunt if it's a girl. No boobs is heresy.
 
UnthinkingWisdom said:
A tortoise, that can eat electrical attacks... a TORTOISE, THAT CAN EAT ELECTRICAL ATTACKS, that's it?
Gotta say, if this somehow results in Issei getting his ass kicked by this thing, he, and by extension, you guys, will never live this down.
Happy hunting.
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Yes, that is why I proposed hitting it in the dick with all menace a Solar can provide to a punch.
If I am not mistaken, Youkai get "XP" from Fear and scary reputation. This can be good start on establishing horrible reputation for Da Boss.
 
[x] "Can you capture them alive instead?"
[X] Battleplan: Demoralize the tortle-youkai by quipping with Akeno-chan about turtle soup recipes and seizing the youkai with your gaze as if wondering how big soup pan you need.
 
[x] "Can you capture them alive instead?"
[X] Battleplan: Demoralize the tortle-youkai by quipping with Akeno-chan about turtle soup recipes and seizing the youkai with your gaze as if wondering how big soup pan you need.
 
How suicidal/mentally damaged could that yokai be that it thinks it's a good idea to prank around in the residence of a solar dragon, a half fallen-half oni, a Yatagarasu, several ninja, and some devils?

Can't supernatural creatures sense one another to know which areas are DANGER:STAY AWAY? What happened to its survival sense?
 
ragoogar said:
How suicidal/mentally damaged could that yokai be that it thinks it's a good idea to prank around in the residence of a solar dragon, a half fallen-half oni, a Yatagarasu, several ninja, and some devils?

Can't supernatural creatures sense one another to know which areas are DANGER:STAY AWAY? What happened to its survival sense?
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There is such a thing known as a Darwin Award, and one goes to the prankster.
 
Lon said:
Man, I can't remember what charms we used to punch people in the face...


I think some of them were
fists of iron
iron kettle body
fist of the daystar?

I coulda swore we had 5 of them that were pretty much always go to. Plus extras depending on the situation.
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Iron Kettle, Fists of Iron, Orichalcum Fists of Battle, Fist of the Daystar Form, Monkey Leap Technique are our scene length/battle length booster charms, our Dragon Shape one is also in there but we don't have Sage Form yet so we can have to pick between that or FotDS Form, and FotDS Form is more useful currently unless we need to take out something in a big and flashy way /laugh

the current stunt seems a tad bland to me personally, I would at least have though Issei would have asked this idiot for his name, after all 'You must be a well known name in this world to think you can go around threatening a Dragons Treasures right in front of them.'

seeing this Youkai shit themselves when they realise just what and who they are pissing off would be amusing
 
[X] "Can you beat them to an inch of their lives and give them back to the relative people with a note saying to keep a leash on their minions?"

Cause I'm pretty sure Issei burnt his 'Give a fuck' meter dry today trying to teach Gasper.
 
err, I hate to be the downer, again

but, well Dragonform is really freaking obvious, not to mention it destroys our clothing and we don't have extras, or Stealth Charms to be able to get back to somewhere with something to wear
 
[X] "The first. The second...yeah, too much."

[X] Wasp's Ham Sandwich
-[X] Speechify

--[X] Invoke First Presence Excellency and Enemy-Castigating Solar Judgement.
--[X] Start by performing some sentai (or Pillar Man) poses. "I am the officially recognized master of these lands, and she is my guest. If you defy my pronouncement, then you are dishonoring me. I assume you are prepared to pay the price for your defiance." Strike final pose.
-[X] If the turtle doesn't back down go full Fist of the North Star
--[X] Invoke Hammer on Iron Technique, Fists of Iron Technique, and Sledgehammer Fist Punch
--[X] "Ora, ora, ora, ora. Surrender or die."
-[X] If the turtle does back down or does surrender or passes out from pain
--[X] Invoke Irresistible Salesman Spirit
--[X] "Come work for me, I can always use a fighter. I foresee lots of fights in my future, and I'll need help to handle all my opponents."
 
burningclaw2 said:
That's bad how?

*Looks at Akeno*
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Akeno isn't the problem, it's the public citizenry that are, the last thing we need is to be seen naked leaving a Shrine of all things

honestly going full dragon here is not what we need to do, sure, claws, scales, eyes and ears would be fine to get the point across, but whipping out the Dragoon form is going way beyond what we need, not only would it cause to much trouble for us, but if things did come to a fight it would restrict us from using our martial arts form charm, which is more useful than the Dragoon form by and large

what we need here is Presence, not bloodshed, it would be hilariously easy to shame and frighten this guy into line, all we need is a good roll with Presence, maybe empowered with Enemy Castigating Solar Judgement to help invoke shame and fear into the guy

if we are aware of Akeno's background enough bringing up the fact that her mother was a Miko from a line of Miko and what the hell is he on about calling her an outsider when he's barging into someone else's territory without so much as a by your leave or introducing himself to the Head of the Hyoudo Clan before he goes around picking a fight with one of said Heads treasures

seriously the sheer amount of shit this little guy has steeped into is hilarious and may well be enough to make him faint just from horror when he realises it
 
EternitynChaos said:
Akeno isn't the problem, it's the public citizenry that are, the last thing we need is to be seen naked leaving a Shrine of all things

honestly going full dragon here is not what we need to do, sure, claws, scales, eyes and ears would be fine to get the point across, but whipping out the Dragoon form is going way beyond what we need, not only would it cause to much trouble for us, but if things did come to a fight it would restrict us from using our martial arts form charm, which is more useful than the Dragoon form by and large

what we need here is Presence, not bloodshed, it would be hilariously easy to shame and frighten this guy into line, all we need is a good roll with Presence, maybe empowered with Enemy Castigating Solar Judgement to help invoke shame and fear into the guy

if we are aware of Akeno's background enough bringing up the fact that her mother was a Miko from a line of Miko and what the hell is he on about calling her an outsider when he's barging into someone else's territory without so much as a by your leave or introducing himself to the Head of the Hyoudo Clan before he goes around picking a fight with one of said Heads treasures

seriously the sheer amount of shit this little guy has steeped into is hilarious and may well be enough to make him faint just from horror when he realises it
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Magic aka Illusion making it seem like we're wearing clothes.
 
Lalzparty said:
I might have fucked up when I transitioned it from Word. There needs to be a final line before the blowjob scene to depict scene change.
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I enjoyed your lemon; but I have to say that I've been quite unable to take sex scenes - where a girl or woman's hymen is ruptured - seriously since watching this video:

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Yup. I knew it. But you need to realize that 30% of first times and 10% of second times still have hymen tearing and blood and stuff. So it's not really unrealistic, just unlikely to happen to Issei, like, five times in a row.

EDIT: On the other hand, the girls don't know better, because their culture puts a lot of stock in it and tearing the hymen in the way that's a "proper" deflowering might be a roll. The girls are culturally primed to be happy if they experience painful tearing, seeing it as a gateway to womanhood, so tearing is a successful roll. Which Issei, being a Solar, Aces every time.

An attribute check with difficulty 2 over a mortal population would result in 32,2% on the first, and therefore about 9% on the second try.

I commend your Realism!
 
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Sce said:
I enjoyed your lemon; but I have to say that I've been quite unable to take sex scenes - where a girl or woman's hymen is ruptured - seriously since watching this video:

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It's always fun when other people get to steal the show for a bit. And thanks for finding that. I've been meaning to show it to a friend of mine.
 
[X] "Can you capture them alive instead?"
They could prove useful as spies at the very least, considering no one in the room sensed them even after they were causing problems.

Lone Wolf 666 said:
Me too. In the mornings.:V
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Trust me, if you go far enough north or south during winter or summer respectively, you will be grateful for the sun waking you up in the morning. Do you have any idea how hard it is to wake up and move early in the morning in darkness? The reverse sucks as well (which happens in the extreme North and South [Arctic and Antarctic]; with literally 18-23.5 hours of sun a day. You can grow outrageously large plants though. In Alaska during the right times of year, there will be 20 hours of daylight and 4 hours of twilight apparently.

...that was quite a tangent....
 
Can someone please help me with the link to NSFW part of this story?
 
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