Longtimelurker
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"Your system of government delegitimizes your system of government" -- Longtimelurker
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"Pants are an illusion and so is death" -Huu, Swampbender.A dumb man complains about the hole in his pants. A wise man uses it to scratch his balls.
Where's this from?"Your system of government delegitimizes your system of government" -- Longtimelurker
Meat... dish?
Hmm, anything with BIG, GIGANTIC, GIRTHY COCKS!
COCK DRUMSTICKS, LARGE AND JUICY! FRIED DRUMSTICKS, WITH THE ESSENCE OF COCKS LOCKED IN ITS SUCCULENT MEAT!
COCKS WHOSE BONES I CAN CHEW THROUGH FOR THE SWEET, DELICIOUS, FLAVOURFUL MARROW!
BIG COCKS, LITTLE COCKS, I LOVE EATING COCKS, ESPECIALLY THE SKIN WHERE THE FLAVOUR IS CONCENTRATED!
THE BONES TOO, BECAUSE IT'S NOT COCK-GOBBLIN' IF YA DON'T EVEN TRY TO CRACK THE BONES!
Look all I'm saying is that if you talk the talk you should be ready to wok the cock
No story, I think a friend shared it with me is some form or another. I used it as a character's response to "How dare you delegitimize our system of government!". The same character similarly responds on a different occasion with "Your inability to tell the difference between moral desert and the expected consequences of actions is none of my concern". If you can't tell, he's kind of a Jerk.
Which reminds me: