Legally Acceptable Manhunting
Yacov
I trust you know where the happy button is?
- Joined
- Jan 1, 2021
- Messages
- 587
- Likes received
- 10,518
Omake: Legally Acceptable Manhunting
POV: Lord Nox Nob, leader and financier of the RIII mercenary company Lord Nox Nob's Hunting Party, Ugea, Minda system.
Lord Nox Nob will always appreciate the tingle up his spine when his CR-20 lands to signal a Hunt. The fantastic landscape of the Ugean hinterlands displayed before him. An open invitation for a proper gentlemen to Hunt something, like a civilized sentient.
Nox dismounted the dropship astride his beloved Lady Copperbottom. Replacing the top turret of the Droideka Mk II with a saddle had prevented the roller function from working. Yet it was for a good cause as it allowed Nox to have a fitting steed to leisurely chase his prey once the legs were reinforced.
"Tally ho Hounds! Let's make this a thrilling Hunt!"
Watching his HKB-3s fan out in mathematically precise patterns will never not put a smile on his face. Personally Programming their hunting protocols into his Central Control Computer back at base was well worth the effort. What they lack in personal accuracy, they more than make up for with their pack tactics and ability to scare up the prey for the killing blow.
"Our targets are Rebels, Hounds! Expect more excitement than the recent Hunts!"
When the Guild announced the bounty on these Rebels, Nox couldn't get off Edin fast enough. Oh don't get him wrong. Flushing out and netting petty criminals and the odd pirate who thought they could hide past the borders of civilization did represent a certain kind of challenge.
However these Scarred Hands were just too lively of a target to pass up. A prey that would not only fight back, but have a cause to believe in? Trying to ape the art of droid herding he had mastered? Jolly good fun! Especially when the Guild emphasized their ambivalence between dead or alive.
"You all know what that means! We get to break out the fun toys!"
Gone were the M-300 Hunting Rifles. No need for stunners here, no sir! In their place each of his Hounds were carrying a MR-90 Proton Rifle. Ready to mark and suppress those pesky Rebels whenever they poke their tiny little heads out.
Normally ruinous overkill for any other mercenary company. Yet for Lord Nob Nox it is a mere rounding error in his corpulent investment portfolio. Speaking of expensive…
"Banks? Banks! Fetch me my killing rifle."
Banks was such a good chap. A FLTCH battle droid gifted by those pleasant Colicoids. It is such a treat to speak with like minded individuals. Nox should send them a meat basket as a gift along with the next shipment in their business endeavors.
+Here is your instrument of murder, sir. Happy Hunting.+
Banks' binary heralded the reveal of the star of today's Hunt. A customized and ornate DLT-19x targeting blaster which Nox cradled in his arms. Just imagining calculating the firing data while peering at the Rebel's face through the scope before completing the equation of death brought tears to Nox's eyes.
"Heeheeheeheehee. Hee. *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Alright lads! Let's Hunt some Rebels!"
——
The inspiration for this one was wondering what sort of characters would accept the Guild's inevitable bounty to publicly hunt down the Scarred Hand remnants. Someone scary but a tad silly who could be a villain of the week in a Star Wars cartoon. The result was Lord Nox Nob, a Muun investment banker and droidsmith who likes hunting sentients for sport so much it makes Trandoshans uncomfortable.
Cross posted on SV and SB
POV: Lord Nox Nob, leader and financier of the RIII mercenary company Lord Nox Nob's Hunting Party, Ugea, Minda system.
Lord Nox Nob will always appreciate the tingle up his spine when his CR-20 lands to signal a Hunt. The fantastic landscape of the Ugean hinterlands displayed before him. An open invitation for a proper gentlemen to Hunt something, like a civilized sentient.
Nox dismounted the dropship astride his beloved Lady Copperbottom. Replacing the top turret of the Droideka Mk II with a saddle had prevented the roller function from working. Yet it was for a good cause as it allowed Nox to have a fitting steed to leisurely chase his prey once the legs were reinforced.
"Tally ho Hounds! Let's make this a thrilling Hunt!"
Watching his HKB-3s fan out in mathematically precise patterns will never not put a smile on his face. Personally Programming their hunting protocols into his Central Control Computer back at base was well worth the effort. What they lack in personal accuracy, they more than make up for with their pack tactics and ability to scare up the prey for the killing blow.
"Our targets are Rebels, Hounds! Expect more excitement than the recent Hunts!"
When the Guild announced the bounty on these Rebels, Nox couldn't get off Edin fast enough. Oh don't get him wrong. Flushing out and netting petty criminals and the odd pirate who thought they could hide past the borders of civilization did represent a certain kind of challenge.
However these Scarred Hands were just too lively of a target to pass up. A prey that would not only fight back, but have a cause to believe in? Trying to ape the art of droid herding he had mastered? Jolly good fun! Especially when the Guild emphasized their ambivalence between dead or alive.
"You all know what that means! We get to break out the fun toys!"
Gone were the M-300 Hunting Rifles. No need for stunners here, no sir! In their place each of his Hounds were carrying a MR-90 Proton Rifle. Ready to mark and suppress those pesky Rebels whenever they poke their tiny little heads out.
Normally ruinous overkill for any other mercenary company. Yet for Lord Nob Nox it is a mere rounding error in his corpulent investment portfolio. Speaking of expensive…
"Banks? Banks! Fetch me my killing rifle."
Banks was such a good chap. A FLTCH battle droid gifted by those pleasant Colicoids. It is such a treat to speak with like minded individuals. Nox should send them a meat basket as a gift along with the next shipment in their business endeavors.
+Here is your instrument of murder, sir. Happy Hunting.+
Banks' binary heralded the reveal of the star of today's Hunt. A customized and ornate DLT-19x targeting blaster which Nox cradled in his arms. Just imagining calculating the firing data while peering at the Rebel's face through the scope before completing the equation of death brought tears to Nox's eyes.
"Heeheeheeheehee. Hee. *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Alright lads! Let's Hunt some Rebels!"
——
The inspiration for this one was wondering what sort of characters would accept the Guild's inevitable bounty to publicly hunt down the Scarred Hand remnants. Someone scary but a tad silly who could be a villain of the week in a Star Wars cartoon. The result was Lord Nox Nob, a Muun investment banker and droidsmith who likes hunting sentients for sport so much it makes Trandoshans uncomfortable.
Cross posted on SV and SB
Last edited: