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Nanoquest: It's the littlest things that matter most. (HxH)

[X] Continue production. Achieve ratio of 1/3/3/5 of Probes/Warriors/Collectors/Workers.
-[X] Recycle as many of the dead cells for this as possible, so as to reduce clogging.
[X] Have collectors and workers take care of the dead cells clogging the vessels and preventing the body's operation.
[X] Have warriors assist in immune system duties until further notice.
[X] Do not engage in direct contact yet. Encourage Ponzu subtly to reduce exposure to potential threats to her weakened immune system.
 
serapheus said:
[X] Do not engage in direct contact yet. Encourage Ponzu subtly to reduce exposure to potential threats to her weakened immune system.
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Error. We could not interpret this command. Define "encourage."


Vindictus said:
[X] Begin monitoring [Ponzu]'s dreams, to determine whether the setting is appropriate for an introduction.
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Ponzu is currently sitting on the pendulum of a frameless granfather's clock and watching over what can best be called a "sea of stars." Brain scanning indicates that her emotional is is stable.
 
[X] Continue production. Achieve ratio of 1/3/3/5 of Probes/Warriors/Collectors/Workers.
-[X] Recycle as many of the dead cells for this as possible, so as to reduce clogging.
[X] Have collectors and workers take care of the dead cells clogging the vessels and preventing the body's operation.
[X] Have warriors assist in immune system duties until further notice.
[X] Do not engage in direct contact yet.
 
Liam-don said:
Error. We could not interpret this command. Define "encourage."

Ponzu is currently sitting on the pendulum of a frameless granfather's clock and watching over what can best be called a "sea of stars." Brain scanning indicates that her emotional is is stable.
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This seems like the perfect time to drop on her as some sort grand cosmic super being.
 
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You know, a good line of technobabble would go a long way in accomplishing your more lofty goals. Nothing more than what you could get from scifi shows and a few wiki pages.

Also, you guys look set on making Ponzu fat. I'm sure that'll go over well with her.
 
Bah.
[X] Move new fat stores towards the previous harvesting sites for ease of access. Condense fat stores as required.

Or in other words, make her breasts bigger. Or will she hate us for that, too?
 
Didn't all of this happen in the span of a single day?
How could that have made her fat already?

Not to mention that we are kinda busy with the whole keep her alive thing, to be taking care of the fat issue.
Still, I'll add a point about that.
 
Pipeman said:
Didn't all of this happen in the span of a single day?
How could that have made her fat already?

Not to mention that we are kinda busy with the whole keep her alive thing, to be taking care of the fat issue.
Still, I'll add a point about that.
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Terrible dice roll.
 
I suggest hyper charging the production of white blood cells as well. Also the appendix could possible be used as a place to store fat.
 
[X] Strain the dead cells from the blood and process them into new bots.
[X] Continue production. Achieve ratio of 1/3/3/5 of Probes/Warriors/Collectors/Workers.
-[X] Recycle as many of the dead cells for this as possible, so as to reduce clogging.
[X] Have collectors and workers take care of the dead cells clogging the vessels and preventing the body's operation.
[X] Have warriors assist in immune system duties until further notice.
[X] Engage Contact Protocol (Create Dream Setting Futuristic Dining. Pass Self off as Symbiotic Optimizer to ensure improved life chances)
[X] Move new fat stores towards the previous harvesting sites for ease of access. Condense fat stores as required.
[X] Eliminate Platelets that attached themselves to Artery Walls.
[X] Mark all Foreign Cells and Bacteria for use in New Bot Creation.
[X] Attempt to Copy Platelets duties in Clogging Wounds
[X] Begin Designing a Replacement for Mitochondria in Cells estimate Total Time needed for completion of said Project.
[X] Begin in Designing Replacement for White Blood Cells.
 
Liam-don said:
You know, a good line of technobabble would go a long way in accomplishing your more lofty goals. Nothing more than what you could get from scifi shows and a few wiki pages.

Also, you guys look set on making Ponzu fat. I'm sure that'll go over real weall with her.
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I tried to move it all to her breast and hips. Maybe we should spread it around more?

And we need techno babble. can't we just say we found of proctol packet reading. Worm.exe for these? http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Worms

Would something like

[X] Begin Mass Nanonmolecular restructuring of decimated phagocytes for use as workers in the programmed proportion.

Begin Construction of Nano molecular heatsink and Nano molecular factory structure in intestines to automatically create nan machines at over time in the desire proportion.

Being redirection of excess 30% of energy into waste canals for for hyper dense evacuation.

Minorly induce thirst to compensate at time of evacuation.

Begin redistribution of excess adipose tissue to primary and secondary storage and tertiary storage areas keep distribution to subject profile designate svelte.

Begin micro massage and repair reinforcement of back muscles along spine to compensate for increased ventral mass.

Being nano lattice reinforcement of spine, ribs shoulder, hips, legs, ankles and knees .

Begin restoration and systensis of joint collagen.

use excess sentisized collagen to reinforce mamoric storage areas.


Begin contact protocol. Don paternalistic form Silver Surfer.exe Scale form to over shadow Host Ponzu by 600%. Pitch vocalization to parernal baritone. Self identify as Nanomolecular Reinforcement System Designate Host Ponzu as Ponzu-hime.
Stuff like this?
 
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I think Larekko has the right idea. We are going to need to reinforce the joints at some point and if anyone here has taken collage level biology/human anatomy than you should also know that the knee's are absolutely horrible joints as far as maintaining themselves goes.
 
Vindictus said:
Bah.[X] Move new fat stores towards the previous harvesting sites for ease of access. Condense fat stores as required.Or in other words, make her breasts bigger. Or will she hate us for that, too?
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Considering the nanobots reduced her breast-size earlier, she'd probably hate you for not doing it.
 
[X] Larekko
[X] Eliminate Platelets that attached themselves to Artery Walls.
[X] Mark all Foreign Cells and Bacteria for use in New Bot Creation.
[X] Attempt to Copy Platelets duties in Clogging Wounds
[X] Begin Designing a Replacement for Mitochondria in Cells estimate Total Time needed for completion of said Project.
[X] Begin in Designing Replacement for White Blood Cells.
 
SolipsistSerpent said:
Considering the nanobots reduced her breast-size earlier, she'd probably hate you for not doing it.
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And as Liam-Don complained at me revealing earlier

There is NO WAY that we used enough of her breast tissue to make a difference to their overall mass.

Nanobots are really, really small. As many as we have is still barely a drop of rain in mass, methinks.
 
Vindictus said:
And as Liam-Don complained at me revealing earlier

There is NO WAY that we used enough of her breast tissue to make a difference to their overall mass.

Nanobots are really, really small. As many as we have is still barely a drop of rain in mass, methinks.
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Meh she will love us when she starts growing in.
 
Vindictus said:
And as Liam-Don complained at me revealing earlier

There is NO WAY that we used enough of her breast tissue to make a difference to their overall mass.

Nanobots are really, really small. As many as we have is still barely a drop of rain in mass, methinks.
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Quite true when you were a few thousands, still true now that you've hit the low billions. Won't stay true for long when you consider your explosive production rate.

Larekko12 said:
And we need techno babble. can't we just say we found of proctol packet reading. Worm.exe for these? http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Worms
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... Which would basically reduce your possibilities to what, one single do everything action?

Remember: you're the nanites, not the host.
Begin Construction of Nano molecular heatsink and Nano molecular factory structure in intestines to automatically create nan machines at over time in the desire proportion.
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No nanites factories blueprints have been found in our database. Hypothesis : Workers self-replication is been deemed more efficient than a static manufacture.

A "Nano factory" has been found however: Said structure would manufacture a high density, malleable 'nanomaterial' from raw material. Tightly packed, unbound subatomic particles that could be rearanged to form any elements we may need for units production, assemblies, and tier 3 enhancements.
Being redirection of excess 30% of energy into waste canals for for hyper dense evacuation.
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... Give the man a cigar.
 
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We're the Nanites. But I want to basically do everything they did for Fry with out Microi'ng it aaaaaaaaalllllllllll.

Adding
{X}Create Nan factories to process excess energy into nanomaterials for high qualities production.
{X}use Nanomaterials to commence reinforce of Skeletal system.
 
What about medic types? Especially made to mimic white blood cells and such?
 
Larekko12 said:
We're the Nanites. But I want to basically do everything they did for Fry with out Microi'ng it aaaaaaaaalllllllllll.
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You will and you'll llike it.

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What about medic types? Especially made to mimic white blood cells and such?
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Warriors and collectors covers the role well enough. Warriors to break down viruses and others into their inert base element and Collector to drag the matter away.
 
Kk. Are there any upgrades we can give ourselves? Also, doesn't the body depend on microbes?

... We cannot kill all of them, that would be bad.
 
Lilithium said:
Kk. Are there any upgrades we can give ourselves? Also, doesn't the body depend on microbes?... We cannot kill all of them, that would be bad.
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At the very least it would require us to replace all their functions with dedicated nanobots which just seems wasteful.
 
SolipsistSerpent said:
At the very least it would require us to replace all their functions with dedicated nanobots which just seems wasteful.
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Depends if we can passively multipurpose them for great workings of will it's all good in the neighborhood.
@Liam-don :'(
 
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[X] Continue production. Achieve ratio of 1/3/3/5 of Probes/Warriors/Collectors/Workers.
-[X] Recycle as many of the dead cells for this as possible, so as to reduce clogging.
[X] Have collectors and workers take care of the dead cells clogging the vessels and preventing the body's operation.
[X] Have warriors assist in immune system duties until further notice.
[X] Do not engage in direct contact yet.
[X] Once host no longer in immediate danger from clogging, move new fat stores towards the previous harvesting sites for ease of access. Condense fat stores as required.
 
[X] As plan Carrnage, plus:
-[X] Begin construction of respirocyte production facilities inside bone marrow cavities.

Because respirocytes are vastly superior to red blood cells, and replacing her red blood cells wholesale would likely result in the visible color of her blood (and thus her skin) changing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Respirocyte
 
Votes are all over the place. No one else willing to weigh in?
 
Getting the host working with us would be extremely useful. Doesn't she know about Nen? She might think we're an unusual manifestation of conjuration Nen.

(x) Carrnage + some of Larekko's 'super dense evacuation' but also:
(x) Invade dreams. Explain nanohive's potential, that we will be changing her body. Request her to explain her own desires that all may work towards biome harmony. Body Feng shui, I guess you'd call it.

That way we'd have a 'friend' on the outside to explain away changes so nobody looks too closely. Nen is so incredibly variable, after all. And if she's okay with it, I wouldn't feel as bad about using tier 1 to turn her into Cyber-Ponzu.
 
Carrnage said:
[X] Continue production. Achieve ratio of 1/3/3/5 of Probes/Warriors/Collectors/Workers.
-[X] Recycle as many of the dead cells for this as possible, so as to reduce clogging.
[X] Have collectors and workers take care of the dead cells clogging the vessels and preventing the body's operation.
[X] Have warriors assist in immune system duties until further notice.
[X] Do not engage in direct contact yet.
[X] Once host no longer in immediate danger from clogging, move new fat stores towards the previous harvesting sites for ease of access. Condense fat stores as required.
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Why don't you want to void some of the excess. Or boost her if we dump it all up front. going from c to H hurts.
 
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