[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[Eclipse Staro]

Hmmm, just had a thought.

Jaune with Blue Lantern Ring. Could be a healer. Remnant certainly needs more healer.

Or when Jessica arrived, could make a good Green and Blue pair.

 

[Fusion Blaster]

Arc Shipper

Shipper Wars

Fusion Blaster

Sky Hook

Doombringer

Carrier (Just so they can say 'Carrier has arrived.')

Bite Me

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I see what you did there

...ok hear me out. Ozpin offers extra credit in all classes if he gets to name the ship.

Everyone is wondering what the fuck is up with the SS SALEM YOU BITCH

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LMAO

Funny but a bit of a mouthful.

Ren: The Minnow?

Jaune: Hell no. Like hell I'm tempting fate like that?

 

[Eclipse Staro]

I see what you did there

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Hehehe

 

[mgl1206]

Hmmm, just had a thought.

Jaune with Blue Lantern Ring. Could be a healer. Remnant certainly needs more healer.

Or when Jessica arrived, could make a good Green and Blue pair.

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Nah, green instead of blue, generic yes, but the guy spent minimum 20 years in a fairy tale realm where nothing made sense, he was the only human for a long time, and was constantly tormented by the curious cat and he still held out till Team RWBY arrived - mostly. So yeah he's got some serious will and stubbornness.

 

[cavalal386]

Well do any of you all dear readers got a good name for thier ship?

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Nostromo

Ishimura

Enterprise

Do you believe in destiny?

Blake/Nora! NO!!

Destiny

The Unsinkable IV

Hold My Beer

Titanic

Ruby's Revenge

The Ark

The Nemesis

 

[Abramus5250]

Well do any of you all dear readers got a good name for thier ship?

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Valhalla
Liberty Prime
Requiem
Elysium
Skyfall
Hammer of Dawn
Valkyrja
Tempest

 

[Fusion Blaster]

Ruby: We'll paint her red so she goes faster!
Nora: But what if we wanted to sneaky?
Ruby: Purple but red is best color!
Jaune:Maybe.
Pyrrha: I have a name suggestion. The Odyssey.
Ren: That...works
Ruby: Yeah. That sounds great. Come on Pyrrha you're with me on the paint job right? Red all the way, right?
Pyrrha: Yes.

 

[Grammar is Sexy]

Ruby: We'll paint her red so she goes faster!
Nora: But what if we wanted to sneaky?
Ruby: Purple but red is best color!
Jaune:Maybe.
Pyrrha: I have a name suggestion. The Odyssey.
Ren: That...works
Ruby: Yeah. That sounds great. Come on Pyrrha you're with me on the paint job right? Red all the way, right?
Pyrrha: Yes.

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"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip . . ."

 

[SharkCultist]

Hmmm, just had a thought.

Jaune with Blue Lantern Ring. Could be a healer. Remnant certainly needs more healer.

Or when Jessica arrived, could make a good Green and Blue pair.

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Pyrrha dies right before a green lantern ring was going to him because of his determination to get back and save her.

He got there just in time to see her die and is so full of hate a red ring basically slams into him.

Naturally the green ring tried to fuck off but nah. Jaune is taking every weapon he can get his hand in to beat cinder into a bloody paste.

Que the rest of space shitting a brick over a red/green lantern mix.

"That's a fucking thing?!"

"Apparently!"

 

[Fusion Blaster]

Que the rest of space shitting a brick over a red/green lantern mix.

"That's a fucking thing?!"

"Apparently!"

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See Guy Guardner

 

[Gur40]

See Guy Guardner

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Well if we go full DC crossover then the Earth with the Justice League is a parallels universe kinda why Supergirl and Powergirl are both the same person and not... and if you wanna go dark the multiverse next door collapsed into itself into 1 world so the New Gods and such are over there while the Brother's and the rest of the emotional spectrum is all they have to deal with in the RWBY verse

So a Green/Red Lantern Jaune who just saw Pyrrha Die, Ruby use her Silver Eyes and fall into a coma and killed Cinder... maybe have Ruby Silver Eyes be an added reason for why he became a Red/Green Lantern though since white and black are part of it how much actually changes with his V4 design? Just swap the blue with Green?
and you can add Jessica if you want or not

soo how long til Jaune yeet's Salem into a Black hole? Or does his end up like Kyle and end up the grey lantern

Spoiler: Grey Lantern

 

[SharkCultist]

Well if we go full DC crossover then the Earth with the Justice League is a parallels universe kinda why Supergirl and Powergirl are both the same person and not... and if you wanna go dark the multiverse next door collapsed into itself into 1 world so the New Gods and such are over there while the Brother's and the rest of the emotional spectrum is all they have to deal with in the RWBY verse

So a Green/Red Lantern Jaune who just saw Pyrrha Die, Ruby use her Silver Eyes and fall into a coma and killed Cinder... maybe have Ruby Silver Eyes be an added reason for why he became a Red/Green Lantern though since white and black are part of it how much actually changes with his V4 design? Just swap the blue with Green?
and you can add Jessica if you want or not

soo how long til Jaune yeet's Salem into a Black hole? Or does his end up like Kyle and end up the grey lantern

Spoiler: Grey Lantern

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Oh yeah don't forget the new sadness lantern

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

Honestly a Red and Green Lanterns a scary as hell concept. Absolutely overwhelming Rage and yet the Will to control it

 

[Gur40]

Oh yeah don't forget the new sadness lantern

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Well his pinkie was free any way might as well give Jaune a Ring of Depression ontop of his Rage at himself and his enemies, his Desire for everyone to be ok and his Fear of them getting hurt along with the fear he embodies to the universe with his shear existence held by a near unbreakable Will to keep moving forward his Empathy to every innocents he see's and his Love for his family and friends

Well if the white and red are destined to fight.

And Jaune has a semblance to boost his strength.

Then it makes sense to give it to a villain with a semblance that turns your own strength against you.

Bonus points Adam already has a red color scheme.

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OH! I love it!
Adam is in the belief he himself is the strongest most important person in the world and as the most special and strongest he should rule over all

While Jaune thinks himself a fraud and less then he's less then other's while also believing those with power should protect those without and it's his duty to protect all he can

Throw in Cinder steaming a Sacred Gear as Adam ally of convenience vs Ruby who's everyone thinks has a Sacred Gear while in actuality Zwei is the one born with a Sacred Gear

Cinder Vs Ruby and Zwei ! The False Blessed vs the Blessed duo!

And Adam vs Jaune! The Red Beast vs The White Knight

Jaune just Dividing the White Fang Army Aura to 50% then 25% then 12% to fire beams at Adam, then Divide the Grimm horde Adam himself brought to the City. Breaking down the Grimm into fuel to Blast at Adam as an Ironic defeat to the mad terrorist

 

[SharkCultist]

Well his pinkie was free any way might as well give Jaune a Ring of Depression ontop of his Rage at himself and his enemies, his Desire for everyone to be ok and his Fear of them getting hurt along with the fear he embodies to the universe with his shear existence held by a near unbreakable Will to keep moving forward his Empathy to every innocents he see's and his Love for his family and friends




OH! I love it!
Adam is in the belief he himself is the strongest most important person in the world and as the most special and strongest he should rule over all

While Jaune thinks himself a fraud and less then he's less then other's while also believing those with power should protect those without and it's his duty to protect all he can

Throw in Cinder steaming a Sacred Gear as Adam ally of convenience vs Ruby who's everyone thinks has a Sacred Gear while in actuality Zwei is the one born with a Sacred Gear

Cinder Vs Ruby and Zwei ! The False Blessed vs the Blessed duo!

And Adam vs Jaune! The Red Beast vs The White Knight

Jaune just Dividing the White Fang Army Aura to 50% then 25% then 12% to fire beams at Adam, then Divide the Grimm horde Adam himself brought to the City. Breaking down the Grimm into fuel to Blast at Adam as an Ironic defeat to the mad terrorist

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There's also something else to the dragon gears to consider.

Their ability to convert their user into a dragon if they're willing to trade away parts of themselves.

You're gonna have Adam gleefully tossing aside anything even resembling humanity.

And Jaune is already someone with issues with identity and confidence. He's going to CLING to his humanity. And have to chip away it it bit by bit just to keep up and keep his friends alive.

 

[Gur40]

There's also something else to the dragon gears to consider.

Their ability to convert their user into a dragon if they're willing to trade away parts of themselves.

You're gonna have Adam gleefully tossing aside anything even resembling humanity.

And Jaune is already someone with issues with identity and confidence. He's going to CLING to his humanity. And have to chip away it it bit by bit just to keep up and keep his friends alive.

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The irony of Adam turning himself into a Dragon only for his powers to both be siphoned from him to blast him, but also be the reason Jaune is Dragonized while also not. In DxD Akeno who syphon Issei access energy so his body wouldn't explode gained Dragon based powers without turn into a Dragon. So Adam again shoots himself in the foot by powering up Jaune while Jaune Semblance heals his body and... he... heals... his friends...


BWAHAHA ADAM WOULD END UP MAKING JAUNE A DRAGON POWERUP MACHINE! Everyone Jaune Amps ie _NPR and RWBY would get dragon power ups hell a Flaming Dragon punch fits Yang DBZ motif and Ruby is Eyes are from a Dragon God so Dragon Construct for Weiss and a Shadow Dragon for Blake
Dragonic Lighting Amp'd Nora and a Aura Dragon strike ala Goku Dragon Fist

Pyrrha Earth? like metal manipulation or gravity to add to her magnetism

 

[SharkCultist]

Pyrrha Earth? like metal manipulation or gravity to add to her magnetism

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....ok this is going to sound fucked up but let me cook.

Ash dragon.

Let's say he sees that shot to the heart Pyrrha took. And the madlad bastard had a genius idea.

In a invert of what issei did steal one of the boosted gear orbs and slam it into himself.
So he can steal transfer and transfer a dragonification of the heart to Pyrrha.

 

[Gur40]

....ok this is going to sound fucked up but let me cook.

Ash dragon.

Let's say he sees that shot to the heart Pyrrha took. And the madlad bastard had a genius idea.

In a invert of what issei did steal one of the boosted gear orbs and slam it into himself.
So he can steal transfer and transfer a dragonification of the heart to Pyrrha.

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You want Jaune to steal Adam's power to Transfer then dragonize Pyrrha heart saving her and most likely make her a human/dragon hybrid ontop of an Ash Dragon to F with Cinder?
YES!
That is such a off the walls idea and i love it!

Divide AGE! Maria into her Prime and Heal her eyes!

 

[SharkCultist]

You want Jaune to steal Adam's power to Transfer then dragonize Pyrrha heart saving her and most likely make her a human/dragon hybrid ontop of an Ash Dragon to F with Cinder?
YES!
That is such a off the walls idea and i love it!

Divide AGE! Maria into her Prime and Heal her eyes!

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...oh hold up. So if we make the brother gods the ExE equivalent. So they show up once Jaune is max power....

"I'll divide your divinity!"

 

[Gur40]

...oh hold up. So if we make the brother gods the ExE equivalent. So they show up once Jaune is max power....

"I'll divide your divinity!"

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While that is a fire line and legit froze me for a bit

could be his answer to when they scream at him what he's doing cause they both have god complex
while Age would work again cause they got stronger with age but him saying it's there Divinity and really making them back to there original form is too funny

Spoiler: Gods original form

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/rwby/images/d/d8/V9_10_00171.png/revision/latest?cb=20230429143019

 

[cavalal386]

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... DC has gotten weird since I last saw it.
And with the whole mess that is Marvel, I have to ask:
Is there anything sacred from our childhood left untouched?

 

[Gur40]

Is there anything sacred from our childhood left untouched?

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Uncle ben is still dead in canon and ... that's it?

Oh and every cartoon that got 1 season or 3 but never got a dvd box set and you have to buy them with interest like Di-Gata Defenders and Spider Riders or Jimmy Two Shoes

 

[cavalal386]

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I have no idea what any of you are talking about, but you had me at Dragon Pyrrha.

 

[Gur40]

I have no idea what any of you are talking about, but you had me at Dragon Pyrrha.

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DxD a light novel turned Ecchi anime 18+ were the main character has the power of a Dragon. The Red Welsh Dragon sealed in a magic item fused with his soul at birth by the Bibilical God the gives him the power to double anything x2 infinitely and conseptual manipulation is a thing in the show so most fanfic jail break his power that is similar to Jaune Aura Amp so some coparitivity there
the main character has a rival that can divide anthing and if it's power gets to steal the power from his target so
main charter doubles his power then rival steal that power up etc..
like RWBY the world build is mid but the characters powers and fights are all really interesting mostly the family/harem building and how characters interact with each other also the dub is hilarious

 

[cavalal386]

DxD a light novel turned Ecchi anime 18+ were the main character has the power of a Dragon. The Red Welsh Dragon sealed in a magic item fused with his soul at birth by the Bibilical God the gives him the power to double anything x2 infinitely and conseptual manipulation is a thing in the show so most fanfic jail break his power that is similar to Jaune Aura Amp so some coparitivity there
the main character has a rival that can divide anthing and if it's power gets to steal the power from his target so
main charter doubles his power then rival steal that power up etc..
like RWBY the world build is mid but the characters powers and fights are all really interesting mostly the family/harem building and how characters interact with each other also the dub is hilarious

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Was it the one with devils playing with chess pieces? I think I read a Dresden Files fanfic which had a crossover with it.

 

[Gur40]

Was it the one with devils playing with chess pieces? I think I read a Dresden Files fanfic which had a crossover with it.

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yes

 

[Eclipse Staro]

If Jaune has a Copy Semblance and copy Glyph without Weiss knowing.

Reaction from Schnee

Weiss: "Did mom have another child I don't know about!?" *Saw Jaune using Glyph to summon defeated Grimm.*

Winter: "Who is your father!?" *Shakes Jaune shoulder.*

Whitley: "Finally, a family member that actually cares for member of the family and give me love and warmth." *Gets invitation to family dinner gathering every month.*

Willow: "You're Nick son!?"

 

[Snarky_Hastur]

...ok hear me out. Ozpin offers extra credit in all classes if he gets to name the ship.

Everyone is wondering what the fuck is up with the SS SALEM YOU BITCH

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I just imagine Salem finding out and sends flying Grimms just to destroy that ship. Jaune prove to be the best pilot ever.

Jaune: "What the hell? Why is there suddenly a dozen Nevermore chasing after our ship!"

Ruby: "Less talking, more dodging!"

Blake: "Guys, there a swarm of Rapiers chasing after us now!"

Yang: "How does these Grimm keep popping up!?"

Weiss: "Arc, keep dodging! Ruby, hand me those Dust bombs."

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Ozpin: " Since the beginning of the age of sail and ever since man first took to the sky, there has always been a ship to carry this name.

Ozpin presents to RWBYJNPR a name in a very old language, it seems very sophisticated, easy to say, and potential for a pithy nickname. In actuality, it is an horrendously insult to Salem in the old tongue with only Ozpin and Salem being able to understand.

Ruby: Oh, that's an honor… I guess?

Ozpin: "It's quite alright, it is a storied name after all. Every ship to bear the name has produced some of the greatest pilots, toughest sailors, and most daring adventurers in history. Even the legends that didn't step aboard one of those ships regards the ones that did as a different breed greater than themselves."

Yang: " Ah sick, guys we gotta take that name."

Jaune: " Hold up…something about that isn't sitting right with me. what's the catch?"

Ozpin: " it's has been argued that the name is as cursed as it is bless. Yes every ship to bear the name produces legends…but you need to keep in mind the conditions that make a legend."

 

[Eclipse Staro]

I just imagine if Jaune have Big Mom as her aunt.

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Team RWBY and JNPR in class with no Jaune.

Ruby: "Oh hey guys. Where's Jaune?"

Yang: "Yeah, is VB coming late today?"

Pyrrha: "He said he had to make something at the kitchen. It sounded urgent so we didn't want to bother him."

CRACK!

The grounds began to shakes, as books falls to the ground. Students quickly take cover under table.

Ruby: "W-What's happening!?"

Yang: "Is it a Grimm attack!?"

Blake: "An earthquake!?"

Unknown woman voice: "CROQUEMBOUCHE!!!"

Weiss: "What. Was. That?"

Ren: "Whatever it is, the sound seems to be near."

CRACK

Unknown woman voice: "WHERE IS IT!?"

Oobleck: "Class dismissed. Everyone, please get to safety!"

Blake: "It seems to be coming from Emerald Forest."

Nora: "Wanna go there?"

Yang: "You bet."

Both team quickly went to Emerald Forest. Then they saw the source of the voice and shaking. A large woman, wearing a pink dress who was tearing through the Emerald Forest and coming towards Beacon.

Large woman: "Croquembouche! Where is it?"

Nora: "T-That's Big Mom. She's a well known figure on Mistral."

Yang: "So who is she?"

Pyrrha: "Big Mom. She is a former Pirate, inactive Huntress and current largest producer of sugar of Remnant!"

Weiss: "Any reason to why she is tearing through the forest and making way to Beacon while shouting croquembouche?"

Ren: "I heard about it but never seen it. This is apparently one of her Hunger Pangs, a condition where she is hungry and begins to search for a specific dish and won't calm down until she eat said food."

Blake: "In this case, its croquembouche."

Grimms began to come at Big Mom and surrounds her.

Big Mom: "Annoying pests! Get out of my way!"

Big Mom throw away Beowolves, squished Ursa with her hands and tore apart King Taijitu.

Nora: "She just squished the Grimm!"

An Elder Goliath was now in the way of Big Mom to Beacon.

Big Mom hug squished the Elder Goliath before making her way again to Beacon.

Beacon Tower,
Headmaster Office.

Glynda panicking as she saw Big Mom almost to the tower.

Glynda: "Ozpin, what are going to do? She's almost here!"

Ozpin: "I already contacted James for help but the fleet won't be here for at least another 2 hour."

Glynda: "There won't be much of the Academy by then."

Ozpin: "I suppose but I do wonder why Big Mom is here."

Ding.

The elevator opens and Jaune rushed out.

Jaune: "Out of the way!"

Jaune was carrying a large croquembouche with him while heading to one of the glass window.

Glynda: "Mr. Arc! What-"

Jaune opens a window and jumps out to Big Mom.

Glynda: "Mr. Arc!"

Jaune: "Look over here." *Jaune use Aura Burst to leapt in the air.*

Big Mom turned around to Jaune.

Big Mom: "Huh? Don't get in my way!" *Clench a fist and throw a punch at Jaune. Jaune dodge it.*

Jaune: "Eat this!"

Jaune toss the large croquembouche into Big Mom's mouth which the large woman slowly but surely swallow.

The students and teachers of Beacon Academy watch with worried look as Big Mom swallow and eat the large croquembouche.

Big Mom fall to the ground, her face change from hungry to happy.

Big Mom: "It's delicious!"

The students and teachers let out a sigh of relief.

15 minutes later.

Jaune: "So this is my aunt, Auntie Lin-Lin."

Big Mom: Hello everyone.

RWBY and JNPR: *Worried gaze.* "Hello."

Night.

Jaune: "I managed to make her go to sleep. Before we go to sleep, anyone got questions."

Yang: "Yeah, we do."

Ruby: "Is her semblance something that made her big?"

Jaune: "No, she was involved in an experiment by one of Atlas Scientist which caused her large figure."

Nora: "She's really your aunt?"

Jaune: "Yeah, she's married to one of my uncle."

Weiss: "I can't believe the Headmaster is okay with your Aunt sleeping at Beacon."

Jaune: "I believe the word of the Vale councilor was 'Better Beacon than Vale'. Makes sense, the don't want the city to fall to her Hunger Pangs."

Pyrrha: "I heard the headmaster have allowed you not to attend class so that you can focus on ensuring your Aunt full and happy. Is this true?"

Jaune: "Yep, Professor Goodwitch wasn't happy but needs must."

Blake: "Speaking of your aunt, the damage that she needs to pay must have cost a lot."

Jaune: "She's also very rich. Maybe below SDC but only because of her Hunger Pangs attack. In any case, she need a lot of food for her body and has the money to pay for any damage she caused."

Ruby: "She's that rich?"

Jaune: "She got her own several private islands. Her main island is called the Whole Cake Island. I actually learn some cooking from that island."

Ren: "Anything else you want to tell us before we all go to sleep?"

Jaune: "I promised to make her red bean soup and a chocolate chip cookie before she go back."

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Jaune Arc's grandfather, Jonathan Arc, survived and taught Jaune how to be a proper gentleman. He goes around with a canesword and a three-piece suit. He conducts himself as a proper gentleman at all times... And when he runs into Roman Torchwick, hoo boy...

Roman: "Ain't it a little past yer bedtime, Red?"

Jaune: "That's no way for a man to speak to a lady! Though judging from your terrible fashion, you have all the manners of a gutter snipe!"

Roman: GASP "How DARE you!"

Roman: "These are custom-tailored!"

Jaune: "Well you didn't pay the poor man enough as it all looks like it's off the rack!"

Roman: "Well those cufflinks are a century out of date!"

Jaune: "They're timeless!"

Roman: "HA! Just another word for 'cope'!"

Jaune: "You sir are a ruffian and a scoundrel!"

Roman: "Those are my best qualities! I'm a handsome Gentleman Thief!"

Jaune: "When ladies faint at your appearance it's out of fright, not passion!"

Neo: Fanning her face as she blushes

Weiss: "Oh... My..."

Jaune: "Also hair gel does not conceal split ends."

Roman: "Split ends-I DO NOT HAVE SPLIT ENDS!"

Jaune: "They're as obvious as your cheap mascara!"

Roman: "Why you-!"

Which is when the two finally began to fight.