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Terrible Father Quest (Evangelion)

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Quick do something traumatizing to shinji!!!!

Perhaps you should tell him Rei looks like his mom... in a horrifyingly suggestive way. >:D
 
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useless101 said:
So, Rei got innuendo.

I will repeat that.

Rei got innuendo.

She is clearly time-looping. There is no other explanation.
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I blame Misato. Now for the votes:

[X] Chibi

Or alternatively:

[X] "But you'll have to share with Rei. She has a claim already."
 
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I'm not sure I get this quest. The Subject and OP described it as being an abusive, terrible father, but so far you've put Shinji into a nice building with a pretty girl and arranged it so that they're likely (at least, if Shinji wasn't such a wet blanket) to enter a sexual or romantic relationship, and have started to reconnect with him.

I mean, I approve of this, but where's the manipulation, the shunning, the face-slapping, the disapproving stares?

This isn't the QQ I'm familiar with.
 
Peanuckle said:
I'm not sure I get this quest. The Subject and OP described it as being an abusive, terrible father, but so far you've put Shinji into a nice building with a pretty girl and arranged it so that they're likely (at least, if Shinji wasn't such a wet blanket) to enter a sexual or romantic relationship, and have started to reconnect with him.

I mean, I approve of this, but where's the manipulation, the shunning, the face-slapping, the disapproving stares?

This isn't the QQ I'm familiar with.
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You have to first give someone something they love before taking it away in a horrible Event. That way their pain will be much worse.

Or maybe People just cannot live with the idea of making the Evangelion's cast even worse. If anyone deserves a harem, then it is most of the named character in the series.
 
My plan? Get him involved with Rei.

Then, without needing to break that particular bombshell, drop the 'clone with some of your mom's genetics' thing.

"Not much. Genetically speaking, she's not your mother or your sister. Closer to an Aunt, if anything."
 
meh, I think we can totally fuck up his life while trying to earn a "#1 dad" mug.
 
Chibi-Reaper said:
My plan? Get him involved with Rei.

Then, without needing to break that particular bombshell, drop the 'clone with some of your mom's genetics' thing.

"Not much. Genetically speaking, she's not your mother or your sister. Closer to an Aunt, if anything."
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Considering that she is a mix between Yui and Lilith, wouldn't that make her something along the line of a half-sister, or maybe a Cousin if Lilith's DNA was used more.
 
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Considering Rei is half-lilith, source of humanity...

Would that mean Shinji is banging the entire human race?

I'd feel pretty good about that accomplishment.
 
Peanuckle said:
I'm not sure I get this quest. The Subject and OP described it as being an abusive, terrible father, but so far you've put Shinji into a nice building with a pretty girl and arranged it so that they're likely (at least, if Shinji wasn't such a wet blanket) to enter a sexual or romantic relationship, and have started to reconnect with him.

I mean, I approve of this, but where's the manipulation, the shunning, the face-slapping, the disapproving stares?

This isn't the QQ I'm familiar with.
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Man, it's like the worse the character we play, the better they come out.

Of course, the reverse seems to be true too...
 
Heres the thing almost none of this is for Shinjis benefit.

Apart from the Lulz Gendo wants Shinji to pull off 3rd Impact to get his wife back

By heaping attention praise and gifts on Shinji we're molding him to our will
 
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Heres the thing almost none of this is for Shinjis benefit.

Apart from the Lulz Gendo wants Shinji to pull off 3rd Impact to get his wife back

By heaping attention praise and gifts on Shinji we're molding him to our will
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You mean, we're reminding him how great his mother is and he should totally want her back, right?
 
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Kind of, there is also not destroying world after Yui is back (because it's quite nice place to live in), reducing amount of potential rage for leaving him (from Yui) and there is good chance that Shinji will ascend to godhood while initiating 3rd impact and not having freshly minted god after us is good so enlightened self interest. At least from me.
 
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You mean, we're reminding him how great his mother is and he should totally want her back, right?
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Step number 2 or 3 dude

I'm going to suggest we hook Shinji up some Uncle Go (Nagi) and at an appropriate moment do a Dramatic Reveal to show that Yui had this Awesome Vision for Shinji that Gendo (whose only a mere mortal) has been working hard to fulfill.

Basically hook the kid with super robots tropes, girls and paint this completely perfect vision of Yui for Shinji

Make him really hunger for Yui.
 
Man, if this works out, it's going to be a bigger troll than what Gendo did in Shinji+Warhammer.
 
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    • You think about coughing, but by the time you decide to do so your hands have found their way into their customary steepled position, and you've tilted your head to make your glasses turn opaque with reflected light. If you cough, you'll ruin your positioning, so you don't.

    "Fraternization is. . . frowned on." You say, searching for the words. "Officially it isn't a problem because none of you are actual employees, but the practise is discouraged to prevent issues during battles."

    Rei perks up. Clever girl.

    "If anyone were to realize that such a relationship had formed, there would be consequences."

    "What kind of consequences?" Shinji asks softly, but you ignore him.

    If the boy wants to be paid attention to, he needs to learn how to properly project his voice. You wouldn't have gotten where you are in life without the ability to shout down a dozen rowdy hoodligans. Afterwards you'd had to beat them unconscious, but if you hadn't been picked up by the same police officer that had just arrested Yui for some petty cloning-related offense, you don't know where you'd be.

    Wait- were you supposed to be continuing that talk? Had anyone asked you anything?

    All three pilots are staring at you, Shinji nervously, Rei placidly, and Mari. . . no, she's staring at Shinji. Probably putting together the pieces from the footage of the battle with the fourth angel.

    You stand up. "I must be going. There are important things happening in the geofront."

    Shinji doesn't say anything as he walks you to the door, despite opening his mouth a few times. You look back in the general direction of the kitchen where the other two are standing. "Getting caught is not acceptable. Nerv demands the best from you."

    And then you leave, loosening your collar as soon as you're out of sight. Damn but that apartment is hot.

    When you get back to your office, you check the hidden cameras again. Mari Makinami seems to have followed Rei into her room. They seem to have decided to let Shinji keep the other bed, in lieu of making him sleep on a futon.

    Shinji is. . . not all that well endowed. Hm. Also showing poor technique.

    You frown in concentration as you watch him struggle to lift Mari's suitcase, and resolve to put the pilots through some physical training as you remember something. Evangelions are best synched by people who can wrap their minds around their inhuman instincts, and the easiest way to get that is through psychological trauma, but you're trying to fix some of that trauma, which would weaken one of your only anti-angel weapons capable of dealing with this altered scenario.

    Shinji desires, most of all, to be wanted. He needs to be needed, to be valuable to people. Perhaps. . . you should get Shinji to embrace a different kind of altered mindset to make up the difference? If you could strengthen the attachment to different people, the resulting conflict when their goals diverged could increase his synch rate.

    He's already attached to Rei, from what you've seen. But who else should you try to set him up with?

    [] Mari. She's new and energetic. It'll be a nice contrast to his attachment to the stoic Rei.
    [] Rei. There's already a connection. You wonder if you can deepen it?
    [] Misato. She's older, and just across the hall. There's a very visible contrast.
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    • [X] Mari. She's new and energetic. It'll be a nice contrast to his attachment to the stoic Rei.
     
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    so yandere?

    [X] create and Deepen bonds between all pilots. having Shinji emotionally connected with both Rei and Mari will give more avenues of control and since both will be in the field his attachment to them will drive him to push himself to his limits.
    -[X] and It will fuck with the old men by making them think Mari has a new way to get intel on you.
     
    [X] Mari. She's new and energetic. It'll be a nice contrast to his attachment to the stoic Rei.
     
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    [X] Rei. There's already a connection. You wonder if you can deepen it?
     
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    [X] create and Deepen bonds between all pilots. having Shinji emotionally connected with both Rei and Mari will give more avenues of control and since both will be in the field his attachment to them will drive him to push himself to his limits.
    -[X] and It will fuck with the old men by making them think Mari has a new way to get intel on you.

    [X] Ensure the pilots have access to a solid collection of Uncle Go (Nagai )

    [X] Get Shinji a guide book so he'll know about good techniques.

    [X] Give orders that nobody but you or the pilots can give unrestricted praise to Shinji, all adults can only give qualified praise (aka that was good but do it better)
     
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    [X] Misato. She's older, and just across the hall. There's a very visible contrast.

    Maybe we could have Misato be the one to train him? Give all of the pilots different trainers.
     
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