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Name- Jan Valentine

Ghouls- 45

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Character Sheet

Name- Jan Valentine

Ghouls- 45

Powers-
Inhuman Strength
Inhuman Speed

Blood-
Slightly Thin
Burning?

Weapons-
Modified p90 [2]
Hands

Overall rating- Fledgeling
 
The bus engine roars. You hear the passengers behind you stirring and muttering- It annoys you, so you turn and glare them into silence.

As it happens, you have been hired by a certain disreputable group. Before, you were nothing but your brother's enforcer- He sold the drugs, you forced the addicts to cough up the cash. It was a decent enough life, though you'll admit that your brother's stuck up attitude grates at you sometimes.

"We're here," Luke says, startling you out of your thoughts. You shake your head. This isn't like you. You don't bother thinking about stuff much- Not when it's faster to just do things, instead.

You follow him out of the bus, and start walking up the path to the gate. Luke is saying something, but you've spent enough time around him to know it's nothing important- He just likes to hear the sound of his own voice. As he trails off expectantly, you grunt a noncommitive "Fuck yeah," In response. Whether he notices you blowing him off or not, he seems to take that well enough.

Soon, you find yourselves looking at a pair of guards watching over the gate to an ornate old manor- The Hellsing Family Estate, from what you've been told. Your blood is starting to pump- Just a few weeks back, you hadn't even heard of vampires- And now, you are one. Immortal and powerful, built from the ground up for one purpose.

You and your brother are to destroy the Hellsing Organization.

The guard stares at you, expectantly. Oh, had he said something? You'd best respond, then.

[] "Yo, we're here on vacation. Nice house."
[] "Damn, you're some unlucky motherfuckers~"
[] "I was going to snark, but fuuuck, you fuckers aren't worth it."

Afterwords,
[] Test out your Ghouls. You brought a busload of the freaks, after all.
[] Those shiny guns you were given are aching to shoot someone.
[] Your blood... It's BURNING. You're going to rip these fucks apart with your bare hands~
 
[X] You mean the whore and the old fucks didn't tell you anything? We're here for Steak and Blowjob Day. Aight, everyone whip out your cocks, its time a bukkake of love!


[X] Test out your Ghouls. You brought a busload of the freaks, after all.

[X] Those shiny guns you were given are aching to shoot someone.
 
[X] "I was going to snark, but fuuuck, you fuckers aren't worth it."

[X] Your blood... It's BURNING. You're going to rip these fucks apart with your bare hands~

Huh. This could get interesting. Real Interesting. Lets see where this goes.
 
So. Jan, control starting right on the invasion of hellsing, with Alucard in the basement.

Also, we have a killswitch in us that can remotely burn us to ash in the span of time it takes to speak a sentence.

This promises to be interesting, although short.
 
croaker said:
[X] You mean the whore and the old fucks didn't tell you anything? We're here for Steak and Blowjob Day. Aight, everyone whip out your cocks, its time a bukkake of love!


[X] Test out your Ghouls. You brought a busload of the freaks, after all.

[X] Those shiny guns you were given are aching to shoot someone.
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[X] this... shipping jan and integra as his ho...
 
[X] *Rip his head off. Brevity is the soul of wit.*
[X] Luke can handle the ghoul-herding, we yearn for more visceral combat.

Chibi-Reaper said:
Also, we have a killswitch in us that can remotely burn us to ash in the span of time it takes to speak a sentence.

This promises to be interesting, although short.
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Live fast, die excarnate young.
 
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Well this is Kind of.

Maybe we can kill police girl if we take her and the old man seriously? Unload everything or go for a straight run after Intergral?

Nah we're so goddamn fucked the only way we could get unfucked you be to turn around and run for maui. But Killswitch.

Breakdown crying defect and get police girl to drink our soul then let us manifest?

Maybe we can go after the crimson fucker and serve eagerly for the violence orgy and not get mindcrushed?
Eh,

[X] You mean the whore and the old fucks didn't tell you anything? We're here for Steak and Blowjob Day. Aight, everyone whip out your cocks, its time a bukkake of love!


[X] Test out your Ghouls. You brought a busload of the freaks, after all.

[X] Those shiny guns you were given are aching to shoot someone

[x]Be Focused Bloods good and all but you got a pussy to fuck.
 
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Aw, surely we can do better than stolen jokes?
 
[X] You mean the whore and the old fucks didn't tell you anything? We're here for Steak and Blowjob Day. Aight, everyone whip out your cocks, its time a bukkake of love!


[X] Test out your Ghouls. You brought a busload of the freaks, after all.

[X] Those shiny guns you were given are aching to shoot someone.
 
(x) Hey bro. Thought I'd walk in, turn your fancy vampire-hunting country club into a charnel house populated only by your bullet-riddled - and let's be honest, probably violated - walking corpses.
Care to ring me up?
 
[X] You mean the whore and the old fucks didn't tell you anything? We're here for Steak and Blowjob Day. Aight, everyone whip out your cocks, its time a bukkake of love!


[X] Test out your Ghouls. You brought a busload of the freaks, after all.

[X] Those shiny guns you were given are aching to shoot someone.
 
"What? You mean that whore and her wrinkly old fuck-buddies didn't tell you?" You gesture towards the bus, which has been following behind you. "We're the entertainment! Now, today we've got a tubesteak special going for cheap, so everybody whip out your dick and prepare to be covered in love!"

As you speak, the guards reach towards their weapons- But it's too late. As you swing your hand down windows open and rifle barrels peek out- The ghouls start shooting as you whip your guns out from your jacket and start filling the guards with bullets. As they crash back into the disentegrating front gate, you lower your weapons and tuck them back under your jacket. The ghouls stop firing, and move out of the bus to form up behind you.

"Jan, you have your objective- I'm going to go ahead and search for mine."

[] "Fuck that- I want to take a shot at that Alucard guy." From what you were told, that guy is the kind of fucking badass you like.
[] "Yeah, sure, like I give a fuck. Bullets for everybody!" Let Luke take care of that one guy- Your just want to kill some fucks.
[] "This shit seems kinda fucking stupid, you know." Something about this job just seems off. Why would an organization like Millennium need you two for this?
 
(x) It's like a birthday! We're giving out presents, and the presents are bullets.
 
[X] "This shit seems kinda fucking stupid, you know." Something about this job just seems off. Why would an organization like Millennium need you two for this?
 
[X]"Remind me, Why da fuck are we going in there? Why the fuck don't we just light the building on fire and shoot whoever crawls out?"
 
[X]"Remind me, Why da fuck are we going in there? Why the fuck don't we just light the building on fire and shoot whoever crawls out?"
 
[X]"Remind me, Why da fuck are we going in there? Why the fuck don't we just light the building on fire and shoot whoever crawls out?"
 
[X]"Remind me, Why da fuck are we going in there? Why the fuck don't we just light the building on fire and shoot whoever crawls out?"
 
[X] "I think we're going dick-first into a beartrap. New plan. Take the bodies, get fields of fire on the exits. When the targets try to leave, we'll gun them down like dogs. Why're they going to leave, you ask? Because if they don't, we're going to have ourselves a mother. Fucking. BARBECUE."
[X] Vehicular fuel tanks, the repurposing of. What's more fun than Molotov cocktails? Really fucking huge Molotov cocktails.
 
[X] It's like a birthday! We're giving out presents, and the presents are bullets.

[X] Chibi's plan. Down there.

The attack on Hellsing's castle was carried out as a blitz. That's probably the only reason it worked so well.

The soldiers inside are experienced and well trained, if they're given time to get organized they could be a real problem. Luke and Val didn't give them that canonically. They hit so fast most of the people inside were dead before Integra was informed they were under attack.

Waiting outside for them to come to us kinda reminds me of video game end-bosses who wait in their fortress for the heroes to finish all the side-quests.

Setting it on fire isn't a bad idea, but it can take quite awhile for a place this size to burn down. Not to mention a lot of it is stone, and I don't think we brought any fire starting equipment bigger than the lighters they're using to smoke cigars.

Yeah, we're in a bad situation attacking like this, but it's too late to back out now. We've grabbed the tiger by the tail, let go now and it'll kill us immediately.
 
[X] Well, you have the tiger by the tail and you're staring at the jaws of a bear trap. Nothing to do for it but to jam it in, balls deep.
[X] Blitz the hell out of the place, kill everything, just like you planned. With one addition. As you go, set shit on fucking fire. Ghouls won't give a shit. Not like they care if their skin burns some, as long as they can keep shooting and biting and turning people, you got yourself a local zombie apocalypse. Which means fun times! In the blood and violence sense, not the orgy sense. Probably. We'll fuckin' see, won't we?
 
[X] Well, you have the tiger by the tail and you're staring at the jaws of a bear trap. Nothing to do for it but to jam it in, balls deep.
[X] Blitz the hell out of the place, kill everything, just like you planned. With one addition. As you go, set shit on fucking fire. Ghouls won't give a shit. Not like they care if their skin burns some, as long as they can keep shooting and biting and turning people, you got yourself a local zombie apocalypse. Which means fun times! In the blood and violence sense, not the orgy sense. Probably. We'll fuckin' see, won't we?
 
[X] Well, you have the tiger by the tail and you're staring at the jaws of a bear trap. Nothing to do for it but to jam it in, balls deep.
[X] Blitz the hell out of the place, kill everything, just like you planned. With one addition. As you go, set shit on fucking fire. Ghouls won't give a shit. Not like they care if their skin burns some, as long as they can keep shooting and biting and turning people, you got yourself a local zombie apocalypse. Which means fun times! In the blood and violence sense, not the orgy sense. Probably. We'll fuckin' see, won't we?
 
[X] Well, you have the tiger by the tail and you're staring at the jaws of a bear trap. Nothing to do for it but to jam it in, balls deep.
[X] Blitz the hell out of the place, kill everything, just like you planned. With one addition. As you go, set shit on fucking fire. Ghouls won't give a shit. Not like they care if their skin burns some, as long as they can keep shooting and biting and turning people, you got yourself a local zombie apocalypse. Which means fun times! In the blood and violence sense, not the orgy sense. Probably. We'll fuckin' see, won't we?
 
This whole thing seems like a trap. Actually, it reminds you of this one time where your brother's operation got hit by the feds a couple years back. Getting out had been the most fun you had ever had, honestly- And now, you're going to be running straight in to something that's probably even more dangerous.

You can feel your blood stirring at the thought, like snakes crawling through your veins.

[Unlocked trait- Burning? Blood]

"Fuck yeah," You declare. "You go take care of that shitbag you got assigned- I'll be upstairs, fucking shit up."

You burst inside the mansion, ghouls flowing behind you like a macabre wave. The men in the foyer look up, eyes widening and cursing as they fumble with their sidearms. They're too slow- within moments, their bullet riddled bodies hit the ground and you move on, lighting tapestries and paintings on fire as you go, and sucking dry the handful of men who survive getting shot. You can feel their blood adding to your own, and watch the bodies rise up after you toss them aside.

All told, you make short work of the ground floor. If the floorplan your bosses gave you is right, they have two more levels upwards, a rooftop helicopter, and a basement level hidden behind a secret panel. Well, the basement is Luke's job, so it doesn't really matter to you.

[] Work your way up- The barracks on level two next, then the offices on level three.
[] Split up, send half your ghouls to the barracks and go blow up a helicopter.
[] Screw that. You're here to kill a bitch, and that's what you're going to do.
 
[X] Screw that. You're here to kill a bitch, and that's what you're going to do.
- - [X] Zerg Rush... well... less Zerg, more GHOUL Rush... just like Starcraft... go straight for the head.
- - - -[X] Kill some old wind-bags, have some fun with the bitch before draining her blood and GHOULing her...
- - - - - [X] You're hardcore....
 
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