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Ruby: I canct believe I was so stupid......
Jaune: its alright ruby we all make mistakes someti-
Ruby: .....He said they where for you!!
Jaune: .......what?
*Turn on blacklight*
Jaune: ..........
Pyrrha: .......... Why did you have me bring a black light? Just...... Why?
Jaune: I had to listen to it now you get to see it, I'm not suffering alone.
With all this fate crossover i'm wondering which version of illya poor jaune has to deal with, the fake loli from fsn or the innocent illya from prisma. Of course that would pead to him dealing with chloe as well .......
Ozpin/Salem: but I thought the gods destroyed everyone capable of wielding magic?
Magic creatures: no they destroyed all Humans capable of magic. You two were so full of yourselves we decided just to ignore you.
Artoria: she personally asked mordred for endurance training to try and I quote "keep up"
Jaune: she could've meant anything by that!
Artoria: why did you have to inherit ALL of your grandfather's personality.
Artoria: well fine ...... There's still katy sith.
Isabel: true
Jaune: but we broke up she probably forgot all about me by now.
Artoria/isabel: *snort*
Artoria: "forget about" an arc, right
Jaune: what do you mean?
Isabel: no one ever forgets their time with an arc.
Jaune: ......too much...
Artoria: she said uncle you win jaune.
Jaune/Mordred: what!?
Artoria: and right after I finally gave you a chance mordred oh well Jaune should be a good king
Mordred: now wait just a minute!
Jaune: yeah this is ridiculous I'm not king
Artoria: nonsense now we just need to find you a bride. That...
Completely unrelated but do you think the rwby girls competing with doki doki literature club girls for jaunes affections be funny? Like team rwby finally put aside differences to share him but then here come the ddlc girls who did the same.
The kids insist the princess (yang) kisses the knight (Jaune) at the end of the story during the kids storytime. Meanwhile this is all planned by the kids to get their favorite babysitters together.
Jaune: why are our wives fighting again?
Ren: because Nora said, and I quote "world star". I don't even know what that means. Why is your wife fighting.
Jaune: knowing her? Probably bored.
Nora: you're in a relationship
Yang: what? No of course not.
Ruby: you share a house
Jaune: it saves on rent
Weiss: you have a MARRIAGE certificate
Yang: we did it for the tax breaks
Blake: you have a child together.
Jaune/Yang: ....... Ok maybe you have a point.....
Klein: you know sir I don't believe i've ever met someone as flexible as you
Ozpin: what do you mean by that?
Klein: I mean its impressive how you manage to stick your foot in your mouth while your head is up your own rear
Ozpin: ....very funny
Honestly I wanna see more of this not even as the usual romantic shenanigans but with everyone treating jaune as a therapy dog like the big golden retriever in human form he is. Be funny seeing the guys awkwardly get in on it too or even the teachers. just everyone going to Jaune whenever...