Professor Arc Crack Edition
SharkCultist
The Kamen Rider Of Depression
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Heheheheheheh let's mix us up some tropes!
Terry Cotta was looking forward to a easy Friday. Beacon was introducing a new core class today (which was super weird) and it was the only class of the day.
He's not sure how he got approval to name his class "dust for dummies, dorks, and dipshits" but oh well.
Terry sat down with hisbully shield friends from the upperclassmen. Teams RWBY and PWNR.
"Hi guys!"
After the usual early morning grunts and grumbles of people up far to early without coffee.
"So you guys looking forward to the new class?"
"Hmph it's a waste of a time slot is what it is, and why is it a mandatory class for all three years?"
"I dunno, maybe this professor John guy made a big discovery?"
"I doubt it. What's his last name I'll look him up?"
"Uh, it just says John."
At this the entire population of second years went as quiet as Wisteria (and she's mute!).
"Him."
Never before had Terry been so scared to look at Ruby, except maybe that time at the pool with the ice dust....
"Him?"
"John NoName that arrogant, backstabbing, smooth talking slimy, sexy, two-faced mother fucker!"
Terry had been expecting a lot of people to blow up. He wasn't expecting it to be Weiss. She's usually just snippy not....well that.
One thing was sure. His Friday just got a whole bunch less peaceful.
This was the only class Terry knew of being held in the basement, hell until half a hour ago he didn't even know the school had a basement!
Which made the class a bitch to find but luckily they made it in time.
Unluckily the entire student body was here and 1/3 of them were radiating visible auras of bloodlust.
"Morning Padawan, I'm your professor Jaune. Not John, not J-man, not johnny, Jaune. Though in menagerie some people call me Big Richard, and if I'm feeling pretty you can call me Tiffany."
This. Was not what Terry expected. A guy around the same age as team PWNR wearing a old faded comic book T-shirt and a...armored fluffy pink bathrobe with a bunny hood? This was the teacher? What the hell man!
Terry went to ask a question before team wmpl (wimple) sauntered it.
"Oh, stragglers. Pack your shit. You're banned from my class, and since this is a required class, you're expelled."
(Idly Terry could make out team C4 panicking as they had been almost late. Cranberry working overtime to keep carl, carl, and carl from causing a scene.)
"You can't do that, you're just some guy."
"Ah, tardy and a bit retardy I see. Weiss care to correct them?" When Weiss stayed silent he gave her a glance. "or perhaps join them?"
"This is Jaune NoName, the world's only huntsmen to do two thought to be impossible things, graduate beacon in a day, and do it with a locked aura."
"This dude don't even have a aura? Man sit down civvy."
That was definitely the wrong thing to say because next thing Terry knows the team is buried a inch into the wall outside before Jaune closes the door.
"Right, I'm here to teach you how to use dust."
"We already know how to use dust....sir."
Oooh Terry could hear the strain in Yangs voice.
"Ha, no. You know how to take one of the most valuable finite resources in the world and use it to make booms. You're like a homeless man using the secrets of particle physics to heat a can of beans."
Well that's a bit harsh.
"And I'm sure you can enlighten is, right?"
"Got it on one frosty the no-man. I'm gonna fix aaaaall your dumbassery. Step 1."
And with a swing of his arm too fast to see suddenly everyone in the room had a broken aura.
"You start glowing in my class you break that shit again."
"What the hell man!"
"Ok class I'm going to be level with you. Aura? Aura is a mistake. Aura is you looking deep inside yourself and overshooting your goal because the lake is empty and hitting the shiny runner up prize. Congratulations."
"That's insane, you're insane, and so is Ozpin for hiring you."
"Feel free to bitch at ozzy all you want, I'm not too happy about him hounding for a year then blackmailing me into a teaching spot, luckily I'm only stuck here until your cores form and one of you can teach."
What? "Sir what's a core?"
"Thank you generic background bully target! Ok so. Take a dust, grip it, stab it, eat it, I don't care just make flesh to crystal contact. Then pull like you're looking for your aura and guide it to your chest. You're gonna have to do this a few times. Do not forget what color crystal you used or you will die. Don't do this with a active aura until I tell you your core is finished forming. Do everything right and you should build up your own regenerating power reserve that you can do whatever with, though at first it's gonna be stuff like sparks and pocket sand, but eventually you'll even be able to do non elemental stuff.
Jaune glances at the clock.
"Eh fuck it, class is over, any questions ask the Grimm skull in the corner."
What?
"Yo."
The FUCK.
So here's some canon to the snip but didn't make it in things.
Jaune passed by playing everything like a good boy until the Grimm were dead. He then knocked everyone out, took ALL the relics, and basically blackmailed the headmaster for a deploma.
Terry is terra cotta-arcs cousin. He is a weak baby man. He's gonna be a monster at magical power like the rest of his team.
Pyros the 3rd. Terry's partner. Imagine a 7 foot tall golden retriever of a man in bright gold armor who speaks in the third person. He'd be so popular for how helpful and friendly he is if it wasn't the entire rest of his personality.
I didn't come up with his other two teammates (I know I fail)
But there is team C4! Poor cranberry wished to be on a team with a hunky guy. She ended up with the triplet gymbros carl, carl, and carl. Surprisingly a well put together and functional team. They just thrive her crazy. (Ozpin laughs every time he sends team BOOM out and they have to explain the acronym is CCCC)
And finally Wisteria. Playful and mysterious lavender mute sh- yeah it's neo.
Terry Cotta was looking forward to a easy Friday. Beacon was introducing a new core class today (which was super weird) and it was the only class of the day.
He's not sure how he got approval to name his class "dust for dummies, dorks, and dipshits" but oh well.
Terry sat down with his
"Hi guys!"
After the usual early morning grunts and grumbles of people up far to early without coffee.
"So you guys looking forward to the new class?"
"Hmph it's a waste of a time slot is what it is, and why is it a mandatory class for all three years?"
"I dunno, maybe this professor John guy made a big discovery?"
"I doubt it. What's his last name I'll look him up?"
"Uh, it just says John."
At this the entire population of second years went as quiet as Wisteria (and she's mute!).
"Him."
Never before had Terry been so scared to look at Ruby, except maybe that time at the pool with the ice dust....
"Him?"
"John NoName that arrogant, backstabbing, smooth talking slimy, sexy, two-faced mother fucker!"
Terry had been expecting a lot of people to blow up. He wasn't expecting it to be Weiss. She's usually just snippy not....well that.
One thing was sure. His Friday just got a whole bunch less peaceful.
This was the only class Terry knew of being held in the basement, hell until half a hour ago he didn't even know the school had a basement!
Which made the class a bitch to find but luckily they made it in time.
Unluckily the entire student body was here and 1/3 of them were radiating visible auras of bloodlust.
"Morning Padawan, I'm your professor Jaune. Not John, not J-man, not johnny, Jaune. Though in menagerie some people call me Big Richard, and if I'm feeling pretty you can call me Tiffany."
This. Was not what Terry expected. A guy around the same age as team PWNR wearing a old faded comic book T-shirt and a...armored fluffy pink bathrobe with a bunny hood? This was the teacher? What the hell man!
Terry went to ask a question before team wmpl (wimple) sauntered it.
"Oh, stragglers. Pack your shit. You're banned from my class, and since this is a required class, you're expelled."
(Idly Terry could make out team C4 panicking as they had been almost late. Cranberry working overtime to keep carl, carl, and carl from causing a scene.)
"You can't do that, you're just some guy."
"Ah, tardy and a bit retardy I see. Weiss care to correct them?" When Weiss stayed silent he gave her a glance. "or perhaps join them?"
"This is Jaune NoName, the world's only huntsmen to do two thought to be impossible things, graduate beacon in a day, and do it with a locked aura."
"This dude don't even have a aura? Man sit down civvy."
That was definitely the wrong thing to say because next thing Terry knows the team is buried a inch into the wall outside before Jaune closes the door.
"Right, I'm here to teach you how to use dust."
"We already know how to use dust....sir."
Oooh Terry could hear the strain in Yangs voice.
"Ha, no. You know how to take one of the most valuable finite resources in the world and use it to make booms. You're like a homeless man using the secrets of particle physics to heat a can of beans."
Well that's a bit harsh.
"And I'm sure you can enlighten is, right?"
"Got it on one frosty the no-man. I'm gonna fix aaaaall your dumbassery. Step 1."
And with a swing of his arm too fast to see suddenly everyone in the room had a broken aura.
"You start glowing in my class you break that shit again."
"What the hell man!"
"Ok class I'm going to be level with you. Aura? Aura is a mistake. Aura is you looking deep inside yourself and overshooting your goal because the lake is empty and hitting the shiny runner up prize. Congratulations."
"That's insane, you're insane, and so is Ozpin for hiring you."
"Feel free to bitch at ozzy all you want, I'm not too happy about him hounding for a year then blackmailing me into a teaching spot, luckily I'm only stuck here until your cores form and one of you can teach."
What? "Sir what's a core?"
"Thank you generic background bully target! Ok so. Take a dust, grip it, stab it, eat it, I don't care just make flesh to crystal contact. Then pull like you're looking for your aura and guide it to your chest. You're gonna have to do this a few times. Do not forget what color crystal you used or you will die. Don't do this with a active aura until I tell you your core is finished forming. Do everything right and you should build up your own regenerating power reserve that you can do whatever with, though at first it's gonna be stuff like sparks and pocket sand, but eventually you'll even be able to do non elemental stuff.
Jaune glances at the clock.
"Eh fuck it, class is over, any questions ask the Grimm skull in the corner."
What?
"Yo."
The FUCK.
So here's some canon to the snip but didn't make it in things.
Jaune passed by playing everything like a good boy until the Grimm were dead. He then knocked everyone out, took ALL the relics, and basically blackmailed the headmaster for a deploma.
Terry is terra cotta-arcs cousin. He is a weak baby man. He's gonna be a monster at magical power like the rest of his team.
Pyros the 3rd. Terry's partner. Imagine a 7 foot tall golden retriever of a man in bright gold armor who speaks in the third person. He'd be so popular for how helpful and friendly he is if it wasn't the entire rest of his personality.
I didn't come up with his other two teammates (I know I fail)
But there is team C4! Poor cranberry wished to be on a team with a hunky guy. She ended up with the triplet gymbros carl, carl, and carl. Surprisingly a well put together and functional team. They just thrive her crazy. (Ozpin laughs every time he sends team BOOM out and they have to explain the acronym is CCCC)
And finally Wisteria. Playful and mysterious lavender mute sh- yeah it's neo.