Ways and Means (part 20)
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24th January
22:01 GMT
Guy folds his arms across his chest and affects an expression of mock affront.
"What did'ja do this time?"
I look around what was until recently a largely empty region of space, which is now studded with the bright green lights of a Green Lantern Corps Honour Guard taskforce.
"I found Devlos Ungol and a piece of the Anti-Monitor's armour."
He frowns. "Dev-? Oh, him. I thought Abin Sur already killed him."
A faint pulse of orange light flies from my ring to his, and his eyes flash green as he absorbs my recording of the fight.
"Okay, guess not then. But what's with the 'management meetin''?"
He nods in the direction of the armour fragment, where Hinon and Jevek are deep in discussion with Herupa Hando Hu and Broome Bon Baris. Two Guardians leaving Oa is… Basically unheard of in the modern age. A blue-skinned male humanoid whom Hinon told me is Zamaron's representative floats a little further away. I'd like to have a word with him about the 'shooting me while on a peaceful diplomatic mission' thing, but I suppose that the potential reappearance of the Anti-Monitor does rather take priority.
"The Anti-Monitor is bad, very bad. They thought that they'd unmade him-." Is the Anti-Monitor male-? No, don't worry about it. "And it turns out that at the very least a piece of his armour survived. Quite aside from the issue of other people reverse engineering this piece or any other piece that might have survived, it might-."
"The Anti-Monitor might still be alive and kickin', right." He looks over to the Zamaron representative. "That chick looks kinda… Like a dude?" I frown at him. "Not sayin' there's anything wrong with that, just that alla the Zamaron's I've ever met don't."
"I was assuming that he was a man."
"Isn't their whole thing that they don't have any men? I mean… Hal had more contact with them than I ever did, but I sure don't remember seeing any skinny guys in the mission reports."
"I don't know. Last time I went to Zamaron they tried to kill me."
Guy smiles as something occurs to him. "Hey, you don't think he's 'the guy', do you?"
"The guy?"
"Yeah, you know. What they wan'ed Hal for. They don't like men but little Zam-" I close my eyes and bow my head. "-arons gotta come from somewhere, so they get one guy-."
"I doubt it very much. It's more likely he's the son of a Zamaron, and they contacted him to represent them here. He might not have even been to Zamaron. And I very much doubt that Lantern Jordan would have-."
Two flashes of light flare a little way from us as Stewart and Xor appear. Guy and I turn and raise our right hands in greeting as they approach.
"Hey, John. How'd it go?"
"Handed a couple of hundred pirates over to local authorities. Took their ships mostly intact, too."
"Oh yeah? How'd you manage that?"
John pulls a small object out of subspace-. It's a crumbler round. I smile.
"Knocked a hole in their shields with this and then breached their hull. They were falling over themselves to surrender." John crosses his arms across his chest. "I think there'll be a lot less piracy in this Sector-."
"-ridiculously simplistic and superstitious-."
I spot Hinon turn her head and glare Jevek into silence.
"Sector now." Stewart looks over to the five person conference. "We allowed to know what they're talking about?"
"The Anti-Monitor."
"That's the Qwardian God of Destruction, right?"
"Sort of. From what Hinon was willing to explain to me, he was some sort of eldritch monstrosity the maltusians fought a long time ago and was supposed to have been erased from the universe. Only we found some of his armour."
"Illustres, would you be so good as to join us?"
I nod to my colleagues as I float towards them, Guy's mildly reproachful stare following me.
The Guardians regard me with interest, while Jevek doesn't deign to look at me and the Honourable Member for Zamaron is more interested in the armour. Green-. Green? Yes, green wisps of light flicker around his outstretched hands as he tries to get the force field around the armour to respond in some way.
"My Controller. How may I help this august assemblage?"
Hinon raises her left hand, armour fragments floating above it. "How did you do this?"
"Orange light can feed on other energy sources. One of my techniques involves having it feed on everything around me. Once Devlos Ungol's protective Bleed… Shield thing was neutralised, I was able to drain it."
"Drain it of what?"
"Yes."
"What?
"Whatever was there. The technique doesn't require that I understand what I'm doing."
"Something I'm sure you find immensely helpful."
"Given that I was fighting someone who could perform limited physics overwrites, yes, actually."
"Please demonstrate for our colleagues."
"Alright, but you should probably stand back."
Herupa regards me patiently. "We are maltusians. We have been exposed to the glow for longer than there has been multicellular life in this Space Sector."
"Yes sir, you're packed full of nice juicy energy. That's why I'm suggesting that you back up."
He looks at Hinon for a second before returning his attention to me. "It may be that I am unfamiliar with some of the orange light's more sophisticated applications."
He and Broome warp back and raise a-. Ow, a blindingly intense shield. Hinon settles for floating back a little, Jevek watches me blankly and the chap from Zamaron raises a shield of his own.
FEED ME!
Jevek backs up at once, while the Zamaronian looks more puzzled than concerned. His shield fails, and he replaces it only for it to fail again. Then he backs up and recreates it once more. I wonder if I could get through the force field surrounding the armour fragment like-
"That's quite enough, thank you."
-this.
I shut it down, and the maltusians float back together. Hinon gestures at me while looking at the Guardians.
"You see?"
Broome's.. really good at looking creepy. "Yes. We agree that your proposed course of action is correct."
"That being?"
Jevek turns in my direction, his face still betraying no expression. "They wish to destroy this armour rather than study it. The dispute was over whether you could have defeated Devlos Ungol without Effigy. Among other things, we now believe that you could."
"Other than the obvious danger of the technology, is there a reason to destroy it?"
Hinon nods. "While we are uncertain as to how this survived, most of the possible models which we have conceived involve him having a way to claw his way back into existence from any anchor point. This would be one."
"In that case, for what it's worth… I think destroying it is the best plan."
22:01 GMT
Guy folds his arms across his chest and affects an expression of mock affront.
"What did'ja do this time?"
I look around what was until recently a largely empty region of space, which is now studded with the bright green lights of a Green Lantern Corps Honour Guard taskforce.
"I found Devlos Ungol and a piece of the Anti-Monitor's armour."
He frowns. "Dev-? Oh, him. I thought Abin Sur already killed him."
A faint pulse of orange light flies from my ring to his, and his eyes flash green as he absorbs my recording of the fight.
"Okay, guess not then. But what's with the 'management meetin''?"
He nods in the direction of the armour fragment, where Hinon and Jevek are deep in discussion with Herupa Hando Hu and Broome Bon Baris. Two Guardians leaving Oa is… Basically unheard of in the modern age. A blue-skinned male humanoid whom Hinon told me is Zamaron's representative floats a little further away. I'd like to have a word with him about the 'shooting me while on a peaceful diplomatic mission' thing, but I suppose that the potential reappearance of the Anti-Monitor does rather take priority.
"The Anti-Monitor is bad, very bad. They thought that they'd unmade him-." Is the Anti-Monitor male-? No, don't worry about it. "And it turns out that at the very least a piece of his armour survived. Quite aside from the issue of other people reverse engineering this piece or any other piece that might have survived, it might-."
"The Anti-Monitor might still be alive and kickin', right." He looks over to the Zamaron representative. "That chick looks kinda… Like a dude?" I frown at him. "Not sayin' there's anything wrong with that, just that alla the Zamaron's I've ever met don't."
"I was assuming that he was a man."
"Isn't their whole thing that they don't have any men? I mean… Hal had more contact with them than I ever did, but I sure don't remember seeing any skinny guys in the mission reports."
"I don't know. Last time I went to Zamaron they tried to kill me."
Guy smiles as something occurs to him. "Hey, you don't think he's 'the guy', do you?"
"The guy?"
"Yeah, you know. What they wan'ed Hal for. They don't like men but little Zam-" I close my eyes and bow my head. "-arons gotta come from somewhere, so they get one guy-."
"I doubt it very much. It's more likely he's the son of a Zamaron, and they contacted him to represent them here. He might not have even been to Zamaron. And I very much doubt that Lantern Jordan would have-."
Two flashes of light flare a little way from us as Stewart and Xor appear. Guy and I turn and raise our right hands in greeting as they approach.
"Hey, John. How'd it go?"
"Handed a couple of hundred pirates over to local authorities. Took their ships mostly intact, too."
"Oh yeah? How'd you manage that?"
John pulls a small object out of subspace-. It's a crumbler round. I smile.
"Knocked a hole in their shields with this and then breached their hull. They were falling over themselves to surrender." John crosses his arms across his chest. "I think there'll be a lot less piracy in this Sector-."
"-ridiculously simplistic and superstitious-."
I spot Hinon turn her head and glare Jevek into silence.
"Sector now." Stewart looks over to the five person conference. "We allowed to know what they're talking about?"
"The Anti-Monitor."
"That's the Qwardian God of Destruction, right?"
"Sort of. From what Hinon was willing to explain to me, he was some sort of eldritch monstrosity the maltusians fought a long time ago and was supposed to have been erased from the universe. Only we found some of his armour."
"Illustres, would you be so good as to join us?"
I nod to my colleagues as I float towards them, Guy's mildly reproachful stare following me.
The Guardians regard me with interest, while Jevek doesn't deign to look at me and the Honourable Member for Zamaron is more interested in the armour. Green-. Green? Yes, green wisps of light flicker around his outstretched hands as he tries to get the force field around the armour to respond in some way.
"My Controller. How may I help this august assemblage?"
Hinon raises her left hand, armour fragments floating above it. "How did you do this?"
"Orange light can feed on other energy sources. One of my techniques involves having it feed on everything around me. Once Devlos Ungol's protective Bleed… Shield thing was neutralised, I was able to drain it."
"Drain it of what?"
"Yes."
"What?
"Whatever was there. The technique doesn't require that I understand what I'm doing."
"Something I'm sure you find immensely helpful."
"Given that I was fighting someone who could perform limited physics overwrites, yes, actually."
"Please demonstrate for our colleagues."
"Alright, but you should probably stand back."
Herupa regards me patiently. "We are maltusians. We have been exposed to the glow for longer than there has been multicellular life in this Space Sector."
"Yes sir, you're packed full of nice juicy energy. That's why I'm suggesting that you back up."
He looks at Hinon for a second before returning his attention to me. "It may be that I am unfamiliar with some of the orange light's more sophisticated applications."
He and Broome warp back and raise a-. Ow, a blindingly intense shield. Hinon settles for floating back a little, Jevek watches me blankly and the chap from Zamaron raises a shield of his own.
FEED ME!
Jevek backs up at once, while the Zamaronian looks more puzzled than concerned. His shield fails, and he replaces it only for it to fail again. Then he backs up and recreates it once more. I wonder if I could get through the force field surrounding the armour fragment like-
"That's quite enough, thank you."
-this.
I shut it down, and the maltusians float back together. Hinon gestures at me while looking at the Guardians.
"You see?"
Broome's.. really good at looking creepy. "Yes. We agree that your proposed course of action is correct."
"That being?"
Jevek turns in my direction, his face still betraying no expression. "They wish to destroy this armour rather than study it. The dispute was over whether you could have defeated Devlos Ungol without Effigy. Among other things, we now believe that you could."
"Other than the obvious danger of the technology, is there a reason to destroy it?"
Hinon nods. "While we are uncertain as to how this survived, most of the possible models which we have conceived involve him having a way to claw his way back into existence from any anchor point. This would be one."
"In that case, for what it's worth… I think destroying it is the best plan."
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