Tai and Qrow's Thoughts on Jaune the Himbo
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huh...would be ironic if Nick and Tai both did the same thing for their wives...which means Yang and Ruby have a preference, also means that Nick's side of the family is the Himbo Squad.
dear lord Qrow would flip his shit that its another damn Blonde Himbo!
Qrow: "Damnit Tai! You-Another you is seducing Ruby and Yang!"
Tai: "Who? Who is this bastard?!"
Qrow: "Jaune Arc!"
Tai: "Wait... Nick and Isabel's boy?"
Qrow: "YEAH! I didn't know they'd raised him to be a playboy but-!"
Tai: "OH THANK GOD!"
Qrow: "Eh?!"
Tai: "Qrow, Isabel is a doctor and Nick is a militia captain. They own a farm. They're old money! You know what that means?!"
Qrow: "... That if Ruby and Yang marry him, we'll all be set for life?"
Tai: "EXACTLY!"
Qrow: "I dunno Tai. Shouldn't they marry for love or something like that?"
Tai: "Come on, he was raised by Nick and Izzy! He'll be a golden retriever in human form! It'll all work out!"
Qrow: "I don't know-"
Tai: "They also own a brewery."
Qrow: "... You talked me into it."