"The Beacon Cultural & Culinary Festival"
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My RWBY Short Idea
"The Beacon Cultural & Culinary Festival"
Ozpin - "Well Glynda, you've certainly outdone yourself organizing the festival this year, given the constraints on your time recently...""The Beacon Cultural & Culinary Festival"
Glynda - "You mean Team RWBY's antics? Like the docks blowing up? The chase through downtown Vale with Atlas's stolen military equipment? An field trip turned into a anti-terrorist operation? Or the paperwork for said incidents that mysteriously wound up on my desk, instead of yours?"
Ozpin "Oh...... look over there! I believe that Tai's daughters have a barbeque stand set up.
Yang - "Hey, Mrs G! Ready to taste some authentic Patch barbeque?
Ruby- "It turned out pretty good considering we couldn't find the exact kind of wood Dad and Uncle Qrow use!"
Glynda - *stomach rumbling*
Glynda - "I suppose we could break early for lunch. That barbeque sandwhich special does look tempting....."
Yang - "One BBQ sandwhich on Remnant's best bread coming up!"
*Jaune Approaches*
Jaune - "Ha! Remnant's best bread comes from Radian, and the Valoise province!"
Yang - "Patch sour dough is the best in the world, Vomit Boy!"
Jaune - "Vomit is a good word to describe it, since its sold in a plastic bag that can be reused after you taste the bread!"
Jaune/Yang - "Grrrrrr..."
Ozpin - "Now, now, its good to see people excited about Vale's rich cultural heritage preserved by the wise King Ozwyn during the Great War, but lets not brawl over it. Where is the rest of your team, Miss Rose?"
Ruby - "Um, Weiss said she was bringing something from Atlas, fish related I think..... Ohhh! There they are! Hi guys!"Weiss - "Headmaster, Headmistress. Welcome to our stand!"
Blake - "Can I put the bag down before my spine gains a permanent injury?"
Glynda - *Sigh* "I will assist you with my semblance, Miss Belladonna. Now, Miss Schnee, what have you brought?"
Ozpin - "Indeed, I'm curious as to what's inside all of those cans."
Weiss - *starts monkeying around with a can opener* "I was able to have my father's company ship a number of very traditional Atlesian fish dishes here to Vale at great expense so the plebian masses could experience them!"Blake - "Fish?"
Weiss - "Indeed! The cold waters surrounding the continent of Solitas are some of the richest fisheries on Remnant! Now just let me finish opening these cans of Hakarl, and Surstromming!"
Jaune - "Wait, isn't that....."
*Some time later..."
Lisa Lavender - "In other news, The Beacon Cultural and Culinary Festival will resume tomorrow after the location of what has been described as "Remnant's worst raw sewage leak" has been found, and cleaned up."
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