Renora: Hell of a Childhood (Revised and Edited)
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The battle was won, the giant Grimm defeated by the newly formed teams JNPR and RWBY. All eight Hunters-in-training stood triumphant, breathing hard, a few laughing in catharsis. Dust and adrenaline still hung in the air when a loud, keening cry pierced it. It was emanating from the backpack Nora had carried through the fight. She paused, her usual grin unfaltering.
"Oh! One sec…!" she chirped, kneeling to open the pack. To everyone's shock, she lifted out a squirming baby, cradling him gently as she rocked him. "Aw, there there, sweetie, Mommy's here!"
Jaune's jaw dropped, his voice unsteady.
"W-Wait… is that a baby?"
"Yup! Sure is!" Nora beamed, nodding enthusiastically. "Good eyes, Jaune-Jaune!"
Pyrrha's eyes widened, her tone a mix of awe and disbelief.
"You—You brought a baby with you?!"
Weiss's voice shot up an octave, sharp with indignation.
"WHY DO YOU HAVE A BABY?!"
Ruby, ever impulsive, leaned forward, her silver eyes gleaming.
"Did you steal a baby?! Why would you steal a baby?!"
Nora laughed, waving off the accusation as if it were absurd. "Pfft, of course I didn't steal a baby! This is my baby! His name is Thor!" Without hesitation, she adjusted her shirt and began breastfeeding him, utterly unbothered by the stunned gazes around her.
Weiss sputtered, her face flushing. "In—In public even!"
Blake, usually composed, averted her eyes, a faint blush creeping across her cheeks. "H-How… lewd…"
Jaune's mind reeled, his words stumbling. "… You—You two—?!"
Ren, calm as ever, glanced up from where he stood beside Nora. "What? We're legally married."
Nora nodded cheerfully, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. "We just keep the separate names so things don't get confused!"
Yang blinked, still processing. "You… You have a baby—?"
"He's two months old," Ren said simply.
Weiss's voice cracked, her outrage returning full force. "TWO MONTHS?! You're back in action, fighting Grimm, after having a baby TWO MONTHS AGO?!"
Nora shrugged, grinning. "Sure am! What, like it's hard? I'm not letting my hubby fight alone!"
Ren's lips curved slightly, his voice soft but firm. "It is appreciated."
Jaune rubbed the back of his neck, still grappling with the scene. "I mean… You did bring a baby to fight Grimm…"
"I activated his Aura," Ren explained, his tone matter-of-fact. "Much easier than figuring it out on your own when you're a child, believe me."
Nora cooed at Thor, her voice brimming with pride. "Yeah! He slept through the whoooole fight! Who's my good little Thor? Who's my good little boy?"
Jaune fumbled for words, his face a mix of awe and confusion. "I uh… Um… W-Wow… Uh…"
Nora's eyes sparkled as she looked at him, undeterred. "I know he's young, but I swear, Fearless Leader! He'll contribute!" Thor finished feeding, and she buttoned her shirt before hoisting him up toward Jaune with a flourish. "See? He's a fearsome little warrior! Go on, Thor, show Mommy's leader how badass you are!"
Thor let out a tiny yawn, followed by a gurgle, his round face the picture of innocence. Nora's expression faltered dramatically. "… He's still learning!" she cried, clutching him close. "PLEASE! DON'T THROW US OUT ON THE COLD STREETS, JAUNE!"
Jaune waved his hands frantically, horrified. "I-I would never—!"
"YAY!" Nora launched herself at him, enveloping him in a bone-crushing hug. "RENNY! WE FOUND THOR'S FIRST UNCLE!"
Ren nodded solemnly, rocking Thor gently. "The title is not worn lightly."
Nora spun around, her enthusiasm undimmed. "AND AUNTIES! Who wants to be an aunty?!"
Ruby's hand shot up, her voice bubbling with excitement. "ME! I DO!"
Pyrrha, catching the infectious joy, raised her hand more tentatively. "M-Me too!"
"HOORAY!" Nora bellowed, her grin wide enough to light the forest. "I KNEW THIS SCHOOL WAS THE BEST!"
- - -
Jaune had fervently hoped to avoid the Headmaster's office on the first day before classes, but given the morning's chaos, he wasn't surprised to find himself there, surrounded by his team and RWBY.
Weiss's voice cut through the tense air, sharp with indignation.
"Wh-Why are the rest of us here? We didn't have a child—!"
Glynda Goodwitch's glare could have shattered stone. "YOU ARE ALL INVOLVED!" she snapped, her patience visibly fraying.
Nora leaned back in her chair, cradling Thor with an air of nonchalance. "I really don't see what the big deal is."
"Agreed," Ren added, his voice calm as he sat next to Nora and stroked the top of his son's head. "Please don't shout, he just got to sleep."
Glynda's eyes narrowed, her voice a low, seething growl. "How did you—WHY did you bring your son into a forest full of Grimm?!"
Nora tilted her head, as if the answer were obvious. "Well, we don't know anyone here! So we couldn't ask some stranger to take care of him! You know how much babies can go for on the black market?"
Glynda blinked, thrown off balance. "I… Why would I know that—?"
"10,000 lien on a bad day!" Jaune blurted, before he could stop himself.
Nora nodded vigorously. "Exactly!"
Weiss rounded on him, incredulous. "Why do you know that?!"
Jaune flushed, scrambling for a recovery. "Uh… We could talk about that over dinner, maybe?"
"Seriously?!" Weiss snapped, her voice dripping with disbelief.
Pyrrha, ever kind, offered a gentle smile. "I-I'd love to hear about it, Jaune!"
Jaune rubbed his neck, caught off guard. "Er… Sure? I guess—?"
"ENOUGH!" Glynda's voice cracked like a whip, silencing the room. "How can you call yourselves parents, endangering your child like that in a forest full of Grimm?!"
Nora's grin didn't waver. "That was our childhood! And we didn't have super badass parents looking after us! See? We're already doing great!"
Ren nodded, his expression serene. "Dad would be proud."
"But don't worry, Professor!" Nora continued, undeterred. "Now we have people we can trust our baby with! Ruby and Pyrrha want to be Aunties already!"
Ruby bounced in her seat, barely containing her excitement. "YEAH! AUNTIE RUBY IS GO!"
Yang leaned back, smirking. "Yeeeeah, have fun with that—"
"And Auntie Yang!" Nora declared, pointing at her.
Yang's smirk vanished. "What, why?!"
"You have the experience!" Nora said, as if it were a compliment.
"That's why I don't want it!" Yang shot back.
Nora turned to Weiss, her eyes gleaming as she held out Thor, who drooled adorably. "Aunty Weiss-Weiss?"
Weiss froze, her icy facade crumbling as Thor's big eyes met hers. Her voice softened, almost against her will. "S-Sure… Oh you little cutie, you're such a cutie~!"
Nora spun back to Glynda, her smile triumphant. "See? No more problems, Professor!"
Glynda stared, her expression a mix of exasperation and defeat, before turning to Ozpin. "REALLY?!"
Ozpin sipped his coffee, unruffled. "They passed all the tests," he said calmly. "And they seem like very responsible young people."
"HOORAY!" Nora cheered, oblivious to the tension. Thor began to fuss, and she handed him a Dust grenade, cooing, "Here you go, sweetie, your favorite!"
Weiss's eyes widened. "Um—"
"Relax, it's not armed," Ren said, his voice steady.
"Yup!" Nora added, grinning. "I just drew a face on it, and Mister Explody is ready to go!"
Glynda sighed, her shoulders slumping.
Another reason I drink...
"Oh! One sec…!" she chirped, kneeling to open the pack. To everyone's shock, she lifted out a squirming baby, cradling him gently as she rocked him. "Aw, there there, sweetie, Mommy's here!"
Jaune's jaw dropped, his voice unsteady.
"W-Wait… is that a baby?"
"Yup! Sure is!" Nora beamed, nodding enthusiastically. "Good eyes, Jaune-Jaune!"
Pyrrha's eyes widened, her tone a mix of awe and disbelief.
"You—You brought a baby with you?!"
Weiss's voice shot up an octave, sharp with indignation.
"WHY DO YOU HAVE A BABY?!"
Ruby, ever impulsive, leaned forward, her silver eyes gleaming.
"Did you steal a baby?! Why would you steal a baby?!"
Nora laughed, waving off the accusation as if it were absurd. "Pfft, of course I didn't steal a baby! This is my baby! His name is Thor!" Without hesitation, she adjusted her shirt and began breastfeeding him, utterly unbothered by the stunned gazes around her.
Weiss sputtered, her face flushing. "In—In public even!"
Blake, usually composed, averted her eyes, a faint blush creeping across her cheeks. "H-How… lewd…"
Jaune's mind reeled, his words stumbling. "… You—You two—?!"
Ren, calm as ever, glanced up from where he stood beside Nora. "What? We're legally married."
Nora nodded cheerfully, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. "We just keep the separate names so things don't get confused!"
Yang blinked, still processing. "You… You have a baby—?"
"He's two months old," Ren said simply.
Weiss's voice cracked, her outrage returning full force. "TWO MONTHS?! You're back in action, fighting Grimm, after having a baby TWO MONTHS AGO?!"
Nora shrugged, grinning. "Sure am! What, like it's hard? I'm not letting my hubby fight alone!"
Ren's lips curved slightly, his voice soft but firm. "It is appreciated."
Jaune rubbed the back of his neck, still grappling with the scene. "I mean… You did bring a baby to fight Grimm…"
"I activated his Aura," Ren explained, his tone matter-of-fact. "Much easier than figuring it out on your own when you're a child, believe me."
Nora cooed at Thor, her voice brimming with pride. "Yeah! He slept through the whoooole fight! Who's my good little Thor? Who's my good little boy?"
Jaune fumbled for words, his face a mix of awe and confusion. "I uh… Um… W-Wow… Uh…"
Nora's eyes sparkled as she looked at him, undeterred. "I know he's young, but I swear, Fearless Leader! He'll contribute!" Thor finished feeding, and she buttoned her shirt before hoisting him up toward Jaune with a flourish. "See? He's a fearsome little warrior! Go on, Thor, show Mommy's leader how badass you are!"
Thor let out a tiny yawn, followed by a gurgle, his round face the picture of innocence. Nora's expression faltered dramatically. "… He's still learning!" she cried, clutching him close. "PLEASE! DON'T THROW US OUT ON THE COLD STREETS, JAUNE!"
Jaune waved his hands frantically, horrified. "I-I would never—!"
"YAY!" Nora launched herself at him, enveloping him in a bone-crushing hug. "RENNY! WE FOUND THOR'S FIRST UNCLE!"
Ren nodded solemnly, rocking Thor gently. "The title is not worn lightly."
Nora spun around, her enthusiasm undimmed. "AND AUNTIES! Who wants to be an aunty?!"
Ruby's hand shot up, her voice bubbling with excitement. "ME! I DO!"
Pyrrha, catching the infectious joy, raised her hand more tentatively. "M-Me too!"
"HOORAY!" Nora bellowed, her grin wide enough to light the forest. "I KNEW THIS SCHOOL WAS THE BEST!"
- - -
Jaune had fervently hoped to avoid the Headmaster's office on the first day before classes, but given the morning's chaos, he wasn't surprised to find himself there, surrounded by his team and RWBY.
Weiss's voice cut through the tense air, sharp with indignation.
"Wh-Why are the rest of us here? We didn't have a child—!"
Glynda Goodwitch's glare could have shattered stone. "YOU ARE ALL INVOLVED!" she snapped, her patience visibly fraying.
Nora leaned back in her chair, cradling Thor with an air of nonchalance. "I really don't see what the big deal is."
"Agreed," Ren added, his voice calm as he sat next to Nora and stroked the top of his son's head. "Please don't shout, he just got to sleep."
Glynda's eyes narrowed, her voice a low, seething growl. "How did you—WHY did you bring your son into a forest full of Grimm?!"
Nora tilted her head, as if the answer were obvious. "Well, we don't know anyone here! So we couldn't ask some stranger to take care of him! You know how much babies can go for on the black market?"
Glynda blinked, thrown off balance. "I… Why would I know that—?"
"10,000 lien on a bad day!" Jaune blurted, before he could stop himself.
Nora nodded vigorously. "Exactly!"
Weiss rounded on him, incredulous. "Why do you know that?!"
Jaune flushed, scrambling for a recovery. "Uh… We could talk about that over dinner, maybe?"
"Seriously?!" Weiss snapped, her voice dripping with disbelief.
Pyrrha, ever kind, offered a gentle smile. "I-I'd love to hear about it, Jaune!"
Jaune rubbed his neck, caught off guard. "Er… Sure? I guess—?"
"ENOUGH!" Glynda's voice cracked like a whip, silencing the room. "How can you call yourselves parents, endangering your child like that in a forest full of Grimm?!"
Nora's grin didn't waver. "That was our childhood! And we didn't have super badass parents looking after us! See? We're already doing great!"
Ren nodded, his expression serene. "Dad would be proud."
"But don't worry, Professor!" Nora continued, undeterred. "Now we have people we can trust our baby with! Ruby and Pyrrha want to be Aunties already!"
Ruby bounced in her seat, barely containing her excitement. "YEAH! AUNTIE RUBY IS GO!"
Yang leaned back, smirking. "Yeeeeah, have fun with that—"
"And Auntie Yang!" Nora declared, pointing at her.
Yang's smirk vanished. "What, why?!"
"You have the experience!" Nora said, as if it were a compliment.
"That's why I don't want it!" Yang shot back.
Nora turned to Weiss, her eyes gleaming as she held out Thor, who drooled adorably. "Aunty Weiss-Weiss?"
Weiss froze, her icy facade crumbling as Thor's big eyes met hers. Her voice softened, almost against her will. "S-Sure… Oh you little cutie, you're such a cutie~!"
Nora spun back to Glynda, her smile triumphant. "See? No more problems, Professor!"
Glynda stared, her expression a mix of exasperation and defeat, before turning to Ozpin. "REALLY?!"
Ozpin sipped his coffee, unruffled. "They passed all the tests," he said calmly. "And they seem like very responsible young people."
"HOORAY!" Nora cheered, oblivious to the tension. Thor began to fuss, and she handed him a Dust grenade, cooing, "Here you go, sweetie, your favorite!"
Weiss's eyes widened. "Um—"
"Relax, it's not armed," Ren said, his voice steady.
"Yup!" Nora added, grinning. "I just drew a face on it, and Mister Explody is ready to go!"
Glynda sighed, her shoulders slumping.
Another reason I drink...